Ross
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Ross
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Just a very bored man with nothing going on.
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My father in laws funeral got awkward. My sister in laws husband gave a sermon about how if we want to see the dead man again we have to be Christians. He said this while looking right at my Jewish ass. One year for Chanukah he gave me a Bible by the way. He married in a couple years ago…
a south park character says " you piece of crap "
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The pads on my headphones came backwards and after roughly an hour of struggling I managed to return them to their backward state.

I need a drink.
January 24, 2026 at 9:29 AM
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he's still saying this to the bartender at an upscale hotel fyi
January 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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Don Lemon. Will Stancil. I don't fuckin care. If you're useful taking a stand against ICE we are brothers. I will stand with the fuckin Dropkick Murphys or whoever.
January 16, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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new episode of kill the computer where we talk about how grok has become mecha-epstein
We Need to talk About Grok Ft. Maggie Harrison Dupré
Podcast Episode · Kill The Computer · 01/15/2026 · 1h 3m
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January 16, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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stay bullying your electeds
🚨BREAKING: DEMS DRAW RED LINE IN DHS APPROPS: NO FUNDING INCREASE FOR ICE. POLICY RIDERS GROWING. STORY COMING IN MIGRANT INSIDER
🚨NEWS: Senate Dems are reportedly offering ICE funding increases in exchange for body cams and de-escalation training for agents.

Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.

Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
January 16, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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Washingtonians! Spread the word!

Getting multiple reports of ICE IN Redmond today!
#Redmond #Washington #ICEOUT
a referee in a striped shirt is holding a microphone and eating a snack .
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January 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Does this guy need to update his biography? It doesn’t mention that he basically invented the category of steel alloys that behave like both stainless and higher carbon steels at the same time.
When I worked at my father’s scrap yards you could tell how corrosion resistant a metal was…
January 7, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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the Völkischer Beobachter in September 1939
January 7, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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Growing body of evidence suggests that Trump launched the kidnapping of Maduro simply because he thought he was being trolled by the Venezuelan dictator dancing like him.
Trump on Maduro: "He's a violent guy. He gets up there and he tries to imitate my dance a little bit."
January 6, 2026 at 4:15 PM
January 7, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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Sorry but I absolutely had to bring this over
January 2, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
January 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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December 3, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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feel like this headline/photo combination is going to perfectly summarize 2026
January 2, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I just got off Twitter and it’s bad right now. I’m talking possible fbi investigations bad. Photos of people children edited to appear semi nude, in sexual poses and clear plastic bikinis.
It’s everywhere.
a man wearing glasses and a shirt that says bad on it
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January 2, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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600 dollars is like 2 dollars in this economy
New York Post looks normal
January 2, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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Today marks the beginning of 2026. May this year bring accountability for Trump's fascist regime, and justice for all those harmed by his vindictive agenda. Happy New Year, and may this year be better than the last.
January 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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Asked to see the secret menu at McDonald's and Grimace showed me his weird dick
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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We'll make a new MTV, with music videos, assless chaps, blackjack, and hookers!
January 1, 2026 at 8:43 AM
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Great contender for the first "words have no meaning anymore" trophy of 2026.
And the struggle to end antisemitism has a new cryptocurrency champion
January 1, 2026 at 6:18 AM
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My father in laws funeral got awkward. My sister in laws husband gave a sermon about how if we want to see the dead man again we have to be Christians. He said this while looking right at my Jewish ass. One year for Chanukah he gave me a Bible by the way. He married in a couple years ago…
a south park character says " you piece of crap "
ALT: a south park character says " you piece of crap "
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
My father in laws funeral got awkward. My sister in laws husband gave a sermon about how if we want to see the dead man again we have to be Christians. He said this while looking right at my Jewish ass. One year for Chanukah he gave me a Bible by the way. He married in a couple years ago…
a south park character says " you piece of crap "
ALT: a south park character says " you piece of crap "
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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Huge win for Richard Noticias LA, TikTok journalist shot by ICE. Criminal charges dismissed with prejudice, meaning can’t be refiled.

ICE did him DIRTY. Repeatedly. Inhumane treatment, basically medical torture.

Still in ICE custody on immigration case. They owe him unconditional release.
Federal judge dismisses indictment against TikToker shot by ICE, citing constitutional violations
Days before Carlitos Ricardo Parias was set to to go to trial for assault on a federal officer, a federal judge dismissed the case against him. The judge cited the deprivation of Parias' access to cou...
www.latimes.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My father in law just dropped dead tonight and my wife wants to go back to work. Immediate. She works nights.

If I’m needed I’m going to be drunk and perhaps high. I need sleep.
December 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM