The Beeper King
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Ash nazg durbatulûk, Ash nazg gimbatul, Ash nazg thrakutulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
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Saquon Barkley walks off into the sunset with his close personal friend, Donald Trump
January 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Saquon Barkley walks off into the sunset with his close personal friend, Donald Trump
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Chill evening at home
January 11, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Chill evening at home
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and so soon after the tragic loss of Stop N Shop founder Stoppard Nathaniel Shop
Stephen Sheetz, who helped transform a family business from a single convenience store in Altoona, Pennsylvania, into a ubiquitous chain with fierce brand loyalties, popular for its coffee, made-to-order food and cheap gasoline, has died at 77.
Steve Sheetz, Who Popularized Convenience Stores as a C.E.O., Dies at 77
Sheetz, a family-owned company that started with a single convenience store in Altoona, Pa., has more than 800 locations in seven states.
nyti.ms
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
and so soon after the tragic loss of Stop N Shop founder Stoppard Nathaniel Shop
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last night of the holiday
January 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
last night of the holiday
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December 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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reminder that if you have leftover halloween chocolate, dog shelters are always looking for donations! those little furbabies rarely get treats in there. Let's spoil them this year
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
reminder that if you have leftover halloween chocolate, dog shelters are always looking for donations! those little furbabies rarely get treats in there. Let's spoil them this year
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showing them all the new metal gear ray on a tanker ship
Few things are important enough to justify the security risk that Pete Hegseth’s planned military gathering poses, @radiofreetom.bsky.social argues in The Atlantic Daily:
Why Does Hegseth Want More Than 800 Admirals and Generals in the Same Room?
Few things are important enough to justify the security risk of putting all of these people in the same place.
bit.ly
September 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
showing them all the new metal gear ray on a tanker ship
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Jeb Bush: please
September 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Jeb Bush: please
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Add "6-year-old's birthday" to the list of places I've seen the Giants lose on a last second field goal. It's a long list.
September 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Add "6-year-old's birthday" to the list of places I've seen the Giants lose on a last second field goal. It's a long list.
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calling up his girlfriend from the minors
August 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
calling up his girlfriend from the minors
4 minutes into the 2nd episode and they drop the titular line LETS GOOOO! #AlienEarth
August 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
4 minutes into the 2nd episode and they drop the titular line LETS GOOOO! #AlienEarth
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Fun fact: the bus at the end of THE GRADUATE also couldn't slow down without exploding.
July 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Fun fact: the bus at the end of THE GRADUATE also couldn't slow down without exploding.
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Boston Accent Tech News
April 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Boston Accent Tech News
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Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars
April 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars
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Ms. Rachel really reminds me of the TV shows that Meatwad would watch
March 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Ms. Rachel really reminds me of the TV shows that Meatwad would watch
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I found where they’re conserving you
March 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I found where they’re conserving you
Certain baby names have been ruined just because of memes.
February 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Certain baby names have been ruined just because of memes.
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normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors."
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
February 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors."
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."
snake: "doors?"
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Nonstop Ls for Giants fans
January 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Nonstop Ls for Giants fans
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When your VP is on PTO with the family but still insists on joining the Monday morning conference call
January 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
When your VP is on PTO with the family but still insists on joining the Monday morning conference call
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For Sale: Katanas, Never Drawn
January 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
For Sale: Katanas, Never Drawn