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I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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This is unquestionably the best looking football game of the season, right
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Kendrick Lamar “Swimming Pools” voice
Lenin (bald)
Stalin (hair)
Khrushchev (bald)
Brezhnev (hair)
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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not the lesson everyone will grab onto tonight but this proves soundcloud rappers are the future of electoral politics
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Who did it better?
November 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I’ve never seen Canadians sing their anthem so pointedly and aggressively
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Guess I'm not the target demographic for the Jonas Brothers considering the only song of theirs that I've heard is "My Name Is Jonas." (great song, though)
October 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Every summer, the Sickos Committee celebrates non-NCAA collegiate championships from all sorts of sports and competitions.

Here's Part 1, which includes Ballroom Dance (Minnesota), Crop Judging (Kansas State), and Hurling (Purdue).

Let us know what your school won down below!
October 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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should’ve charged the mound
The Guardians clinch a playoff spot with a walkoff hit by pitch
September 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Me 5 seconds into someone explaining a board game
12 seconds into the first volley
September 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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HONEYBAKED HOCKEY
August 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.
July 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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The fucked up thing about Hulk Hogan dying now is that Trump gets to appoint his replacement
July 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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happy "thinking about thos Beans" day to all who celebrate
A decade ago, Bill Foster was, “thinking about thos Beans.”
July 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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the epstein footage is missing a minute because jeffrey started singing hey jude in his cell. justice dept doesn’t want to pay for the licensing. somewhat understandable
July 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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good morning and happy 4th of july - the day we celebrate the 20th anniversary of an iconic sufjan album. @cosperclick.bsky.social takes us on a personal journey through the record in honor of its birthday today ihavethatonvinyl.com/essays/920-y...
20 Years of Feeling the Illinoise: Predatory Wasps, Queer Longing, and Spiritual Wonder
I’ve never asked Ben if he read Pitchfork back then, but it seems obvious in retrospect. His music taste was cool and unlike anything any of my friends were listening to. David offered to load up my i...
ihavethatonvinyl.com
July 4, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?”
“sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”
I'm not sure this nickname will have the impact they think it will
June 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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So many felicitous side effects of unionized industry
One of my favorite union trivia things is that all these Peel sessions only exist because of British musicians union rules restricting what percentage of the time the bbc could play records instead of live music
June 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Floride has turned around its recent string of big losses
June 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM