Belkinhoof
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The whole “6-7” fad teens love is simply the Central-Eastern airing time of their favorite news program, 60 Minutes
December 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The whole “6-7” fad teens love is simply the Central-Eastern airing time of their favorite news program, 60 Minutes
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the CBS News tweets about Erika Kirk will continue until morale improves
December 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
the CBS News tweets about Erika Kirk will continue until morale improves
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Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous
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The real lesson of Christmas is that if God had wanted to win over working-class Judeans, he should have sent down a less divisive Messiah.
December 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The real lesson of Christmas is that if God had wanted to win over working-class Judeans, he should have sent down a less divisive Messiah.
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“New Lizza post is up!” I shout from my room. The only reply is my own echo; this house has been empty for thirty-five years.
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“New Lizza post is up!” I shout from my room. The only reply is my own echo; this house has been empty for thirty-five years.
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you will have a better life if you don’t assume everyone is playing 4D chess all the time. you will get taken advantage of sometimes and other times you’ll just be plumb wrong and embarrassed as shit about it. small price to pay for fending off the most deranging paranoia
December 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
you will have a better life if you don’t assume everyone is playing 4D chess all the time. you will get taken advantage of sometimes and other times you’ll just be plumb wrong and embarrassed as shit about it. small price to pay for fending off the most deranging paranoia
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we deserve a second, bigger 9/11 for this
December 9, 2025 at 8:15 AM
we deserve a second, bigger 9/11 for this
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reborn from the ashes of depression it is time for some fucking MANIA
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
reborn from the ashes of depression it is time for some fucking MANIA
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One dumbass thing I always like to buy is the grocery store ground beef that’s already been formed into hamburger patties. I don’t mind paying 30% more I just want to know those patties have been formed by professionals.
December 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
One dumbass thing I always like to buy is the grocery store ground beef that’s already been formed into hamburger patties. I don’t mind paying 30% more I just want to know those patties have been formed by professionals.
Henry Cuellar party switch incoming?
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Henry Cuellar party switch incoming?
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I hope the very good candidate in Tennessee wins but I’m gonna be real and say I wish we lived in a country where the results of the seventh district of Tennessee weren’t a pivot point for humankind that we all had to stress about
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I hope the very good candidate in Tennessee wins but I’m gonna be real and say I wish we lived in a country where the results of the seventh district of Tennessee weren’t a pivot point for humankind that we all had to stress about
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Figuring out what to eat for dinner should not be this difficult
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Figuring out what to eat for dinner should not be this difficult
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Pete Hegseth is violating international law the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
November 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Pete Hegseth is violating international law the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood
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am I even awake right now?
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
am I even awake right now?
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I love paywalls now.
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I love paywalls now.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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Um @dieworkwear.bsky.social can you please come over here a second
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Um @dieworkwear.bsky.social can you please come over here a second
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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Cheryl Hines should narrate American Canto
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Cheryl Hines should narrate American Canto
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eeeee—and i can’t stress this enough—wwwwwww ew ew ew
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
eeeee—and i can’t stress this enough—wwwwwww ew ew ew
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here