Zoe (she/they)
@bimbo-wizard.bsky.social
Pat Robertson warned y’all about people like me
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I thought the irony of combining "hyperfeminine person stereotypically characterized as dumb and shallow but highly sociable" with "typically masculine person who studies a shit ton and does nothing else with their life" was funny, and fitting for me.
I thought the irony of combining "hyperfeminine person stereotypically characterized as dumb and shallow but highly sociable" with "typically masculine person who studies a shit ton and does nothing else with their life" was funny, and fitting for me.
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I can’t without revealing my legal name
I can’t without revealing my legal name
December 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Explain your username 🎤
I thought the irony of combining "hyperfeminine person stereotypically characterized as dumb and shallow but highly sociable" with "typically masculine person who studies a shit ton and does nothing else with their life" was funny, and fitting for me.
I thought the irony of combining "hyperfeminine person stereotypically characterized as dumb and shallow but highly sociable" with "typically masculine person who studies a shit ton and does nothing else with their life" was funny, and fitting for me.
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No one says to legit business owners, "hey I see there's an underground market selling toxic knock-offs of your product: how will you incorporate the toxic product AND protect your customers against its harms?" But apparently it's fine to make this suggestion to educators with respect to AI.
December 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
No one says to legit business owners, "hey I see there's an underground market selling toxic knock-offs of your product: how will you incorporate the toxic product AND protect your customers against its harms?" But apparently it's fine to make this suggestion to educators with respect to AI.
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Not to keep harping on this 「 closed captions won’t stay on by default anywhere anymore 」 but I swear it’s like DEI and Me Too a bunch of assholes resented being minimally accommodating and as soon as they felt comfortable they immediately ripped everything up and made it even worse than before
December 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Not to keep harping on this 「 closed captions won’t stay on by default anywhere anymore 」 but I swear it’s like DEI and Me Too a bunch of assholes resented being minimally accommodating and as soon as they felt comfortable they immediately ripped everything up and made it even worse than before
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the very last person who should be prattling on about the dangers of inexperience is the grifting troglodyte who killed millions when he was put in charge of “efficiency”
December 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
the very last person who should be prattling on about the dangers of inexperience is the grifting troglodyte who killed millions when he was put in charge of “efficiency”
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Hey… pssst. The reason why the 5 year social media histories are only being asked of ESTA applicants is because the US government has been collecting social media information of visa applicants for almost a decade now. Once again, migration rights were the canary in the coal mine.
December 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Hey… pssst. The reason why the 5 year social media histories are only being asked of ESTA applicants is because the US government has been collecting social media information of visa applicants for almost a decade now. Once again, migration rights were the canary in the coal mine.
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Some days,
I wish the poem
Ran backwards,
So that
The Niemollers of the world
Are the first
To feel the fascist's brunt.
I am not intelligent enough
To run this poem
Backwards.
I wish the poem
Ran backwards,
So that
The Niemollers of the world
Are the first
To feel the fascist's brunt.
I am not intelligent enough
To run this poem
Backwards.
December 17, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Some days,
I wish the poem
Ran backwards,
So that
The Niemollers of the world
Are the first
To feel the fascist's brunt.
I am not intelligent enough
To run this poem
Backwards.
I wish the poem
Ran backwards,
So that
The Niemollers of the world
Are the first
To feel the fascist's brunt.
I am not intelligent enough
To run this poem
Backwards.
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“Win every election” is not a viable strategy for preventing authoritarianism
October 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
“Win every election” is not a viable strategy for preventing authoritarianism
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a fake quote being attributed to zohran mamdani is igniting the pro-palestine left.
he never said arresting netanyahu would make him a trumpian fascist. that phrase was posted by an account known for using extreme rhetoric to accuse mamdani of effectively saying that as a result of him softening.
he never said arresting netanyahu would make him a trumpian fascist. that phrase was posted by an account known for using extreme rhetoric to accuse mamdani of effectively saying that as a result of him softening.
October 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
a fake quote being attributed to zohran mamdani is igniting the pro-palestine left.
he never said arresting netanyahu would make him a trumpian fascist. that phrase was posted by an account known for using extreme rhetoric to accuse mamdani of effectively saying that as a result of him softening.
he never said arresting netanyahu would make him a trumpian fascist. that phrase was posted by an account known for using extreme rhetoric to accuse mamdani of effectively saying that as a result of him softening.
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yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.
Fuck Columbus.
Fuck Columbus.
October 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
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If you are willing to throw away entire groups of people to protect your insular strategy that will only protect you instead of protecting everyone then I don’t want your leaders and I sure as hell don’t want to be associated with you.
I hate to say it but the majority of the country is not going to die on the hill of trans rights. We can’t protect ANY groups if we can’t win a national election, so purity tests only serve to make specific groups feel triumphant. That’s not “erasing” them; it’s long-horizon strategy.
October 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
If you are willing to throw away entire groups of people to protect your insular strategy that will only protect you instead of protecting everyone then I don’t want your leaders and I sure as hell don’t want to be associated with you.
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I think evangelizing antitheists need to consider that other religions are not complicit in the harm that imperial hegemonic white Christianity has inflicted. They aren’t Christianity minus Jesus. Call out Christendom, please. But leave marginalized people alone.
September 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I think evangelizing antitheists need to consider that other religions are not complicit in the harm that imperial hegemonic white Christianity has inflicted. They aren’t Christianity minus Jesus. Call out Christendom, please. But leave marginalized people alone.
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The reality here is that Chuck Schumer is more offended by the things that Zohran Mamdani believes than the things that Donald Trump believes
Really a banner day for Chuck Schumer on the Sunday shows
September 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The reality here is that Chuck Schumer is more offended by the things that Zohran Mamdani believes than the things that Donald Trump believes
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You love to see people protecting their neighbors like this
ICE detains teenager in Milford, then releases them as crowd gathers
Agents left without the teenager they detained on Friday afternoon, according to a spokesperson for the Milford Police Department.
www.masslive.com
September 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
You love to see people protecting their neighbors like this
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metal band names
September 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
metal band names
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I cited actual Kirk quotes where he calls Black women less intelligent, demonizes me for being Muslim, & dehumanizes LGBTQ people—& his supporters are upset at me for “speaking evil of the dead.”
If quoting him is “speaking evil” maybe ask yourself why you followed someone who believed evil things.
If quoting him is “speaking evil” maybe ask yourself why you followed someone who believed evil things.
September 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I cited actual Kirk quotes where he calls Black women less intelligent, demonizes me for being Muslim, & dehumanizes LGBTQ people—& his supporters are upset at me for “speaking evil of the dead.”
If quoting him is “speaking evil” maybe ask yourself why you followed someone who believed evil things.
If quoting him is “speaking evil” maybe ask yourself why you followed someone who believed evil things.
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I find one of the most frustrating tendencies nowadays on the internet is calling anyone who realizes that leftist politics don’t just start and end with trying to figure out who can punch the fascists hardest a “liberal”.
August 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I find one of the most frustrating tendencies nowadays on the internet is calling anyone who realizes that leftist politics don’t just start and end with trying to figure out who can punch the fascists hardest a “liberal”.
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for people who still had faith in electoralism, the way "Vote Blue No Matter Who" pragmatist™ Democrat leaders have mobilized against Zohran Mamdani versus Trump ought to be the last stop on that train
it's insane that for basically my entire adult life every election has been The Most Important Election and to save democracy we all have to abandon our principles and play nice with fascists and vote for a guy everybody hates. and now here we are and it turns out none of that saved democracy anyway
August 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
for people who still had faith in electoralism, the way "Vote Blue No Matter Who" pragmatist™ Democrat leaders have mobilized against Zohran Mamdani versus Trump ought to be the last stop on that train
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The problem is that this theoretical "nice National Guard who wouldn't hurt a fly" and verifiably real "nutcase who is gagging to do Kent State 2" are wearing the same uniform and received the same training
August 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
The problem is that this theoretical "nice National Guard who wouldn't hurt a fly" and verifiably real "nutcase who is gagging to do Kent State 2" are wearing the same uniform and received the same training