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They/Them. Professor of bird law
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life's greatest regret is not existing in the Uma universe and making bank patenting a telescoping handset for landlines in mixed uma/human households
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
life's greatest regret is not existing in the Uma universe and making bank patenting a telescoping handset for landlines in mixed uma/human households
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
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December 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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December 28, 2024 at 10:19 AM
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lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
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December 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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An American beast. Tamed.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
December 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
An American beast. Tamed.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
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December 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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thank you (sincerely) to Batman for weighing in on Pete Alonso and the Pirates’ inactivity
December 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
thank you (sincerely) to Batman for weighing in on Pete Alonso and the Pirates’ inactivity
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
so insanely fucking real for this
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happy holigays from mrs and mrs fire emblem
December 1, 2023 at 11:35 PM
happy holigays from mrs and mrs fire emblem
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“After they broke up, Ferreira said in court records that Michael Leavitt had in the past threatened to try to get her deported.”
EXCLUSIVE:
Mom of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew rejects White House narrative of her ICE arrest
www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
Mom of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew rejects White House narrative of her ICE arrest
www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
Mom of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew rejects White House narrative of her ICE arrest
In an interview, Bruna Ferreira, who chose the White House press secretary as her son’s godmother, contested the portrayal of her as a criminal, absentee mom.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
“After they broke up, Ferreira said in court records that Michael Leavitt had in the past threatened to try to get her deported.”
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Big ol' Warhammer (fanart!) poster I did for the Apothecarion charity event. This was a massive undertaking for mw, it's the most complex thing I've ever done and the first piece of (semi) personal art I've completed in about 10 years.
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Big ol' Warhammer (fanart!) poster I did for the Apothecarion charity event. This was a massive undertaking for mw, it's the most complex thing I've ever done and the first piece of (semi) personal art I've completed in about 10 years.
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likely place for samus to explore
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
likely place for samus to explore
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December 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
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I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug
August 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug
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