Knuckleballer for the Seattle Pilots.
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Knuckleballer for the Seattle Pilots.
December 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Everyone, unbeknownst to each other, was on theme this year.
December 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Everyone, unbeknownst to each other, was on theme this year.
Covid to Liam: ... but what i do have is a particular set of spike proteins. Spike proteins that make me a nightmare for people like you.
SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news
December 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Covid to Liam: ... but what i do have is a particular set of spike proteins. Spike proteins that make me a nightmare for people like you.
Makin' some chairs.
Improved a bit after first attempt.
Using bailing wire instead of existing cork wire helped.
Improved a bit after first attempt.
Using bailing wire instead of existing cork wire helped.
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Makin' some chairs.
Improved a bit after first attempt.
Using bailing wire instead of existing cork wire helped.
Improved a bit after first attempt.
Using bailing wire instead of existing cork wire helped.
How much do i swear? @profanity.accountant
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
How much do i swear? @profanity.accountant
You know what they call The Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with cheese
Battle Royale with cheese
Quentin Tarantino bashes ‘The Hunger Games’ for “ripping off” ‘Battle Royale’ on Bret Easton Ellis’ podcast:
“I do not understand how the Japanese writer didn’t sue Suzanne Collins for every f***ing thing she owns.”
“I do not understand how the Japanese writer didn’t sue Suzanne Collins for every f***ing thing she owns.”
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
You know what they call The Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with cheese
Battle Royale with cheese
Pier Paolo Pasolini pitching Saloʻ today:
It's a graphic retelling of The 120 Days of Sodom but with politicians, clergy, and titans of industry as the pedo sadists. It's a metaphor for what the fascists did to my country.
Studio head: i don't think you know how metaphors work
It's a graphic retelling of The 120 Days of Sodom but with politicians, clergy, and titans of industry as the pedo sadists. It's a metaphor for what the fascists did to my country.
Studio head: i don't think you know how metaphors work
i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Pier Paolo Pasolini pitching Saloʻ today:
It's a graphic retelling of The 120 Days of Sodom but with politicians, clergy, and titans of industry as the pedo sadists. It's a metaphor for what the fascists did to my country.
Studio head: i don't think you know how metaphors work
It's a graphic retelling of The 120 Days of Sodom but with politicians, clergy, and titans of industry as the pedo sadists. It's a metaphor for what the fascists did to my country.
Studio head: i don't think you know how metaphors work
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ive been saying this for years but the last thing i need is to hear more points of fucking view. points of view is how we got into this fucking mess. we need like a 99% reduction in points of fucking view. oh you've got an opinion about stuff do you? stick it up your ass dingus
November 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
ive been saying this for years but the last thing i need is to hear more points of fucking view. points of view is how we got into this fucking mess. we need like a 99% reduction in points of fucking view. oh you've got an opinion about stuff do you? stick it up your ass dingus
Be right back hon, just gotta run to the store.
November 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Be right back hon, just gotta run to the store.
So it goes.
October 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
So it goes.
October 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Anatoly Dyatlov: What does the breathalyzer say?
Alexandr Akimov: 0.337 BAC. But that's as high as the meter...
Anatoly Dyatlov: 0.337 - not great, not terrible.
Alexandr Akimov: 0.337 BAC. But that's as high as the meter...
Anatoly Dyatlov: 0.337 - not great, not terrible.
Hey @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I think you should know about this.
October 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Anatoly Dyatlov: What does the breathalyzer say?
Alexandr Akimov: 0.337 BAC. But that's as high as the meter...
Anatoly Dyatlov: 0.337 - not great, not terrible.
Alexandr Akimov: 0.337 BAC. But that's as high as the meter...
Anatoly Dyatlov: 0.337 - not great, not terrible.
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Pam Bondi opening her notes and looking at "More like Weldon Shitehouse, am I right?"
October 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Pam Bondi opening her notes and looking at "More like Weldon Shitehouse, am I right?"
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"no in the future people will cryptographically verify what's true and-" no they will not. People are fucking stupid.
October 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"no in the future people will cryptographically verify what's true and-" no they will not. People are fucking stupid.
Or get 25 points.
"Shoot for the moon and if you miss you will still be among the stars."
-Les Brown
-Les Brown
October 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Or get 25 points.
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can never forget that Fred Trump spent his later years totally gaga but surrounded by a gaggle of senility-denial-enablers who drove him to a make believe office where a make believe secretary had him sign make believe papers—which sounds cute til you see the sequel & the secretary is Stephen Miller
Trump’s increasingly bizarre behavior can no longer be attributed to a calculated “strategy.”
Why isn’t the media reporting on Trump’s growing dementia?
https://robertreich.substack.com/p/why-isnt-the-media-reporting-on-trumps-d1e
Why isn’t the media reporting on Trump’s growing dementia?
https://robertreich.substack.com/p/why-isnt-the-media-reporting-on-trumps-d1e
Why isn’t the media reporting on Trump’s growing dementia?
Trump’s increasingly bizarre behavior can no longer be attributed to a calculated “strategy.”
robertreich.substack.com
September 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
can never forget that Fred Trump spent his later years totally gaga but surrounded by a gaggle of senility-denial-enablers who drove him to a make believe office where a make believe secretary had him sign make believe papers—which sounds cute til you see the sequel & the secretary is Stephen Miller
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*smacking the side of the phone*
Give me happier information
Give me happier information
September 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
*smacking the side of the phone*
Give me happier information
Give me happier information
If these can figure it out...
youtu.be/1_GUmXl_dcg?...
youtu.be/1_GUmXl_dcg?...
September 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
If these can figure it out...
youtu.be/1_GUmXl_dcg?...
youtu.be/1_GUmXl_dcg?...
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I think about this all the time
July 27, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I think about this all the time
What are some of his most famous quotes you could carve into the pedestal?
Yeah, let's honor Kirk's legacy -- which included trying to tear down the legacy of MLK Jr. -- by placing a statue of him in the Capitol alongside the one of MLK Jr. Brilliant.
It can be a sort of "both sides" thing!
It can be a sort of "both sides" thing!
September 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
What are some of his most famous quotes you could carve into the pedestal?
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/3 Trumpists and most of the new Right are shitty people with shitty values from a shitty culture. Responding to their violence with violence may not solve a damn thing. There are good arguments against it. But don’t let them pose for a millisecond as anything but the gleeful thug trash they are.
September 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
/3 Trumpists and most of the new Right are shitty people with shitty values from a shitty culture. Responding to their violence with violence may not solve a damn thing. There are good arguments against it. But don’t let them pose for a millisecond as anything but the gleeful thug trash they are.
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- you clean up that banksy?
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
They erased the new Banksy mural in London. But the stain remains.
September 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
- you clean up that banksy?
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
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Absolutely brilliant satire.
"These “Guess Stops” will be staffed by special agents known as Guess Stop Officers, or “Guess-Stop-O” for short. The Guess-Stop-O will make crime disappear by making undesirable people disappear."
"These “Guess Stops” will be staffed by special agents known as Guess Stop Officers, or “Guess-Stop-O” for short. The Guess-Stop-O will make crime disappear by making undesirable people disappear."
"As you’re smashing car windows and pulling people out of their cars, you might be wondering how to determine whether the person is undocumented or not, or even whether you should be violently detaining them in the first place."
ICE’s Training Manual for Determining Who to Terrorize
“The Supreme Court on Monday lifted a federal judge’s order prohibiting government agents from making indiscriminate immigration-related stops in t...
buff.ly
September 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Absolutely brilliant satire.
"These “Guess Stops” will be staffed by special agents known as Guess Stop Officers, or “Guess-Stop-O” for short. The Guess-Stop-O will make crime disappear by making undesirable people disappear."
"These “Guess Stops” will be staffed by special agents known as Guess Stop Officers, or “Guess-Stop-O” for short. The Guess-Stop-O will make crime disappear by making undesirable people disappear."