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here comes the red naughty rhino
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FKA "call of the 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚍 function", which was a good handle, shut up, it was
Brit, somehow in Hokkaido
Very bad Jew
No tolerance for genocide, terfs, other fash, and those who tolerate them
He/him software dude
Pinned
I'm so glad I'm Jewish, because when I say this I really get to shout it proudly:

FUCK ALL ZIONISTS, DEATH TO ISRAEL
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I'd be delighted to have a hairstylist or a youth soccer coach visit for a night
December 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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During the first regime, they kidnapped a man who sold fruit in my neighborhood. Thankfully, teens at a local school who bought fruit from him found out and were furious. They and their parents helped get him safe.

He is the loveliest man. Anyone in the neighborhood would have let him stay with us.
I'd be delighted to have a hairstylist or a youth soccer coach visit for a night
December 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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The Telegraph highlighting - yet missing - two vital points here.

1) We're not calling for £476m to be spent. It already is - this is about diverting it to actually helping.

2) Why "cruelty" in question? The £476m we're spending is part of an operation tear gassing babies.
December 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Mark is upset because he posted an unattributed quote from someone thanking him for saving her husband’s life. This good billionaire can’t even tell everyone about the praise he gets, the reason you do something good, without people telling him he’s full of shit smh
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with

CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Liberal democracy moment.
December 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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This is genuinely horrifying. Fact-free far-right agitprop given accolades by credible media across the political spectrum.
Congratulations to Stephen Macedo & Frances Lee, whose book In Covid's Wake has been recognized as:

⭐ A @newyorker.com Best Book of the Year
⭐ An @economist.com Book of the Year
⭐ A @wsj.com Best Book of the Year

Learn more about this eye-opening book: press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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The thesis of the book is that early COVID lockdowns weren't worth it and mid-COVID mitigation measures like masks, contact tracing and business closures don't work.

This is laughably false and the authors have endorsed the people now running Trump's HHS.
December 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions
December 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Bari’s complaint was “there’s nothing new here” and while that’s untrue it’s also irrelevant

“we intentionally sent people to be tortured in a hellhole and bragged about it and The Hague is too good for everyone involved” is a story that simply cannot be told enough
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Nothing to see here, just a right wing hyper-nationalist government going to their party’s youth event sponsored by a group with a martyred leader they’ve pledged to avenge, recruiting people to join their masked police force devoted to removing auslanders from ze homeland.
December 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Yes, this is bog standard Trumper stuff: people who are just normal stroppy arseholes finding friends online and driving each other completely insane, alienating their own friends and family as they become increasingly wacky and difficult to be around.
December 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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terfs have been reading my article it seems. lovely people, very rational, calm, and polite
December 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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This was found in the batch of Epstein files the DOJ released today.
December 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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HUGE NEWS from the new Epstein files:

Records show that Maria Farmer, who worked for Epstein, filed a "child pornography" report to the FBI in 1996.

The FBI has never before acknowledged that complaint. The case went nowhere, and mass abuse followed.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
Epstein Files Include 1996 Child Porn Complaint That F.B.I. Ignored
www.nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM