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Spicy Creamy Oniony Jammy Eggy Leeky Gochujangy Rigatoni
January 4, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Spicy Creamy Oniony Jammy Eggy Leeky Gochujangy Rigatoni
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tired: dilburrito
wired: wilburrito
wired: wilburrito
January 4, 2026 at 11:22 PM
tired: dilburrito
wired: wilburrito
wired: wilburrito
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all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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THE COMICS CURMUDGEON: marching back into your life like a cat and a bird who are best friends joshreads.com/2026/0...
January 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
THE COMICS CURMUDGEON: marching back into your life like a cat and a bird who are best friends joshreads.com/2026/0...
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
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Ever relevant, this poem by Mary Oliver, especially today.
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Ever relevant, this poem by Mary Oliver, especially today.
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Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes
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January 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
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I will be continuing this bit throughout 2026
January 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I will be continuing this bit throughout 2026
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Nine Delights 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Nine Delights 2026
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A few months ago I got the story of a duck who aspires to curling greatness stuck in my brain and simply couldn't get it out until I did this
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
A few months ago I got the story of a duck who aspires to curling greatness stuck in my brain and simply couldn't get it out until I did this
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I need the most late-Romanov vibes you have. Oh no, that's too late-Romanov.
Trump admits to taking more aspirin than his docs recommend: “They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart. I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?”
What could possibly go wrong! (2/6)
What could possibly go wrong! (2/6)
January 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I need the most late-Romanov vibes you have. Oh no, that's too late-Romanov.
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Hello Donald this is your dietician speaking. I am advising you today to please keep eating this shit
January 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Hello Donald this is your dietician speaking. I am advising you today to please keep eating this shit
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SOLID SNAKE: Huh?
COLONEL: Snake, that's Chipotle Hollandaise sauce. You can use it to zest up a traditional Eggs Benedict, or replace the English muffins with jalapeno corn cakes for a total taste experience
SOLID SNAKE: corn cakes... right...
COLONEL: Snake, that's Chipotle Hollandaise sauce. You can use it to zest up a traditional Eggs Benedict, or replace the English muffins with jalapeno corn cakes for a total taste experience
SOLID SNAKE: corn cakes... right...
January 1, 2026 at 2:42 PM
SOLID SNAKE: Huh?
COLONEL: Snake, that's Chipotle Hollandaise sauce. You can use it to zest up a traditional Eggs Benedict, or replace the English muffins with jalapeno corn cakes for a total taste experience
SOLID SNAKE: corn cakes... right...
COLONEL: Snake, that's Chipotle Hollandaise sauce. You can use it to zest up a traditional Eggs Benedict, or replace the English muffins with jalapeno corn cakes for a total taste experience
SOLID SNAKE: corn cakes... right...
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Shinji I say Shinji boy you listen here and you listen good. Rei pilots that there EVA like a damned horny toad stuck in the dryin mud. she's getting CLOBBERED out there, look at her a lying in this bed like a lump on a log, it's a shame I say a CRYIN shame
December 20, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Shinji I say Shinji boy you listen here and you listen good. Rei pilots that there EVA like a damned horny toad stuck in the dryin mud. she's getting CLOBBERED out there, look at her a lying in this bed like a lump on a log, it's a shame I say a CRYIN shame
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Just recently, he was very funny in THE RESIDENCE, one of my favorite shows of the year. Plus THE WIRE, obviously, plus a *lot* of trips to the Law & Order universe, and on and on. A fabulous, versatile presence.
Isiah Whitlock Jr. Dies: ‘The Wire’ Actor & Frequent Spike Lee Collaborator Was 71
Actor Isiah Whitlock Jr., known for his roles in The Wire, Veep, Your Honor and The Residence and a number of Spike Lee movies, passed away Dec. 30.
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December 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Just recently, he was very funny in THE RESIDENCE, one of my favorite shows of the year. Plus THE WIRE, obviously, plus a *lot* of trips to the Law & Order universe, and on and on. A fabulous, versatile presence.
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my dad and i got into an elevator with pat sajak and his son(?) and right when i thought my dad would keep his mouth shut he said “i’d like to buy a vowel” like it was the funniest thing in the world, to dead silence. later sajak tweeted something about what a long day it’d been
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
my dad and i got into an elevator with pat sajak and his son(?) and right when i thought my dad would keep his mouth shut he said “i’d like to buy a vowel” like it was the funniest thing in the world, to dead silence. later sajak tweeted something about what a long day it’d been
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Being "nerd-coded" now is not about being... detail-oriented, interested in non-standard things, enmeshed in a community of enthusiasts. It is now an explicitly eugenic belief that you belong to a higher form of human being and are beyond traditional morality
December 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Being "nerd-coded" now is not about being... detail-oriented, interested in non-standard things, enmeshed in a community of enthusiasts. It is now an explicitly eugenic belief that you belong to a higher form of human being and are beyond traditional morality
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Confidently ordering “The French Onion Soup,” menu unseen, regardless of the restaurant’s type of cuisine
December 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Confidently ordering “The French Onion Soup,” menu unseen, regardless of the restaurant’s type of cuisine
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2025 introduced the greatest Mary Worth character (2 if you include Wilbur’s Chad dopple)
December 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
2025 introduced the greatest Mary Worth character (2 if you include Wilbur’s Chad dopple)