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bourjons.bsky.social
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What's this new fucking thing, by the way, where people can't walk to a seat in the cinema without turning on their 1000 lumen phone flashlight?? Angled into my eyeballs and all??
December 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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they're finally serving cunt
May 17, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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fuck AI there's only one ethical way to make a doll of yourself
April 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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i think when someone is clearly eating a pastry they should be left alone
March 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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i love that they put a bullet proof vest on mangione as if a) he's under any danger at all and b) it wouldn't make him look like 300% hotter
February 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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I don't think I've ever recovered from this. My dog got neutered and the vet said to text if there were any problems. And...
February 18, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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New plan, I think people should get done for traffic offences more often and I think the fines should be linked to how big and heavy and capable of murdering me their car is
February 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Drives me mental how people in media do no seem to understand how the public sector works. Someone on a career break isn’t being paid. The job is filled by someone else. It literally doesn’t affect you if someone takes a 12 career break and there’s loads of reasons why they might. It’s an outlier.
February 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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I think it's funny when english people think I understand what it means that they went to a certain college.
Pal is that like the UCD of england or the Maynooth of england, I'm not playing University Challenge with you
February 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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If I’m not eating Ultra Processed Foods then who is keeping the microplastics in my body company
February 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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I only want two things.

To lose weight and eat.
January 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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As a cyclist, there’s a complete lack of regard for anyone else on the road except the individual car (that goes for other cars). I’ve had close calls as a pedestrian, red lights seem optional, people on their phones constantly, speeding etc. Haven’t cycled in over a year because of how bad it is.
Been absolute carnage on the roads, and it breaks my heart.

Something has gone terribly and uniquely wrong for road safety in Ireland.
December 27, 2024 at 10:49 AM
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poached eggs on a bed of egg salad topped with a fried egg
December 19, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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Social media is simple; if you don’t like someone’s post, you don’t need to comment and be an a$$. Just find the content you like instead.
You don’t like my posts? F**k off!
December 1, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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A huge number of us are or will be carers at some point in our lives and the lack of either respect or support by so many politicians, including the leader of the country, for the enormous work done and the emotional and physical toll it takes is infuriating. Completely out of touch.
November 22, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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ANDY: I clarified your butter.
ME: Ghee! Thanks!
November 19, 2024 at 2:22 PM