pollyanna sunshine 🌈
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Sensitive, spooky weirdo. Grateful. Easily delighted. Dancer of happy jigs, dealer of exuberant high fives. I dig the underdogs.
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Boy, do I have some bad news for the event organizers...
December 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Boy, do I have some bad news for the event organizers...
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I’m sorry you mistook my whispering of “let’s get out of here” to mean something sexy.
I’m just having a panic attack
I’m just having a panic attack
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I’m sorry you mistook my whispering of “let’s get out of here” to mean something sexy.
I’m just having a panic attack
I’m just having a panic attack
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why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
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Me: My parents lied to me
Therapist: I wouldn’t call that a "lie."
Me: [excited] Santa’s real?
Therapist: I wouldn’t call that a "lie."
Me: [excited] Santa’s real?
December 24, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Me: My parents lied to me
Therapist: I wouldn’t call that a "lie."
Me: [excited] Santa’s real?
Therapist: I wouldn’t call that a "lie."
Me: [excited] Santa’s real?
I just thought about how maybe in another universe, I'm gray haired in Berkeley, married to a nerdy lady, sitting by the tree, celebrating the holidays with my 19 year old son. That made me smile.
December 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I just thought about how maybe in another universe, I'm gray haired in Berkeley, married to a nerdy lady, sitting by the tree, celebrating the holidays with my 19 year old son. That made me smile.
0300. Neighbors are blasting music and I can feel the bass in my bed frame. 'How can they get away with this?' I wonder.
Then I realize I'm not going to call the cops, either, and put earplugs in my ears.
Then I realize I'm not going to call the cops, either, and put earplugs in my ears.
December 21, 2025 at 10:02 AM
0300. Neighbors are blasting music and I can feel the bass in my bed frame. 'How can they get away with this?' I wonder.
Then I realize I'm not going to call the cops, either, and put earplugs in my ears.
Then I realize I'm not going to call the cops, either, and put earplugs in my ears.
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Why do so many feel like they've fallen behind?
It's not because of immigrants, trans people, DEI, the “deep state,” or any other bogeyman trotted out by the GOP.
It's because big corporations and billionaires have rigged markets and siphoned off most of the economy's gains.
It's not because of immigrants, trans people, DEI, the “deep state,” or any other bogeyman trotted out by the GOP.
It's because big corporations and billionaires have rigged markets and siphoned off most of the economy's gains.
December 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Why do so many feel like they've fallen behind?
It's not because of immigrants, trans people, DEI, the “deep state,” or any other bogeyman trotted out by the GOP.
It's because big corporations and billionaires have rigged markets and siphoned off most of the economy's gains.
It's not because of immigrants, trans people, DEI, the “deep state,” or any other bogeyman trotted out by the GOP.
It's because big corporations and billionaires have rigged markets and siphoned off most of the economy's gains.
I smeared black pomade on my forehead when I scratched my eyebrow. Fortunately, I was at my psych clinic when I did it, so I just looked like I fit in.
a black and white cat wearing a cone collar looks at itself in the mirror
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December 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I smeared black pomade on my forehead when I scratched my eyebrow. Fortunately, I was at my psych clinic when I did it, so I just looked like I fit in.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
December 14, 2025 at 8:50 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
"I'm fresh off a breakup with a Big, Dumb Man" has been a helpful way to decline potential suitors. I highly recommend using it.
December 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"I'm fresh off a breakup with a Big, Dumb Man" has been a helpful way to decline potential suitors. I highly recommend using it.
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"It's like braaaaain"--zombie Alanis Morrisette
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
"It's like braaaaain"--zombie Alanis Morrisette
Naomi Watts in 21 Grams.
December 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Naomi Watts in 21 Grams.
Both of my cats wear collars with bells on them. Sometimes it sounds like someone brought a tambourine to a cat fight.
December 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Both of my cats wear collars with bells on them. Sometimes it sounds like someone brought a tambourine to a cat fight.
Things I google when I can't sleep, volume 17:
"did Sylvia Plath death influence changes in gas ovens"
"has the lady who played serena joy remarked on erika kirk"
"did Sylvia Plath death influence changes in gas ovens"
"has the lady who played serena joy remarked on erika kirk"
December 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Things I google when I can't sleep, volume 17:
"did Sylvia Plath death influence changes in gas ovens"
"has the lady who played serena joy remarked on erika kirk"
"did Sylvia Plath death influence changes in gas ovens"
"has the lady who played serena joy remarked on erika kirk"
I have not had good BBQ since I left Arkansas. Arizona and Cali BBQ tastes sweet and/or like preservatives. If you are from Tennessee, Missouri, or Arkansas, may I please have your pulled pork recipe? Maybe I'll make sliders for Yule.
December 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I have not had good BBQ since I left Arkansas. Arizona and Cali BBQ tastes sweet and/or like preservatives. If you are from Tennessee, Missouri, or Arkansas, may I please have your pulled pork recipe? Maybe I'll make sliders for Yule.
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LOTR 2: Oh lord, there goes those rings again
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
LOTR 2: Oh lord, there goes those rings again
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Errbody in the club making sure to stretch first to avoid strains and pulls.
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Errbody in the club making sure to stretch first to avoid strains and pulls.
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
I scolded my cat for being mean, but then I remembered I'm the same person who told my ex to join a medical research study because the fact that he survives without a heart or balls had to be groundbreaking.
a man in a white shirt and tie is eating a piece of food
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December 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I scolded my cat for being mean, but then I remembered I'm the same person who told my ex to join a medical research study because the fact that he survives without a heart or balls had to be groundbreaking.
I had an Ativan dream that I was on the beach with a bunch of gays in San Francisco who were like, 'yass queen, you can totally make it out here in Norcal! Manifest your dreams, baby!'
Then I woke up in Arizona under a pile of blankets. Joy.
Then I woke up in Arizona under a pile of blankets. Joy.
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I had an Ativan dream that I was on the beach with a bunch of gays in San Francisco who were like, 'yass queen, you can totally make it out here in Norcal! Manifest your dreams, baby!'
Then I woke up in Arizona under a pile of blankets. Joy.
Then I woke up in Arizona under a pile of blankets. Joy.
I don't know why my delivery guy wouldn't make eye contact and was in a hurry to leave: I'm just an angry girl blasting dark techno and signing an order for candles, peppers, matches, and Kraken.
And pizza, cos even witches have to eat.
And pizza, cos even witches have to eat.
November 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I don't know why my delivery guy wouldn't make eye contact and was in a hurry to leave: I'm just an angry girl blasting dark techno and signing an order for candles, peppers, matches, and Kraken.
And pizza, cos even witches have to eat.
And pizza, cos even witches have to eat.
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Just gonna throw out there, $220 and my 1 month prescription can be a three month prescription for like 3 of my meds which would help take some of the stress out of the start of new healthcare costs in 2026.
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November 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Just gonna throw out there, $220 and my 1 month prescription can be a three month prescription for like 3 of my meds which would help take some of the stress out of the start of new healthcare costs in 2026.
I've gotta stop being a safe harbor for people who prefer the storms.
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I've gotta stop being a safe harbor for people who prefer the storms.
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Oh the scifi channel's marathons were epic. Probably the best run of television one could get on basic cable back in the day.
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Oh the scifi channel's marathons were epic. Probably the best run of television one could get on basic cable back in the day.
I want to watch a YouTube channel called Drunk Hexing.
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I want to watch a YouTube channel called Drunk Hexing.