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horrifying if literal: baby cakes
February 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
horrifying if literal: baby cakes
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All it takes to turn your intrusive thoughts into bubbly little motivational fantasies is the right attitude and a big twist on reality
February 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
All it takes to turn your intrusive thoughts into bubbly little motivational fantasies is the right attitude and a big twist on reality
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I’d rather take off my fingernails with an ice pick than try online dating again.
January 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I’d rather take off my fingernails with an ice pick than try online dating again.
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"Blueskye is an echo chamber"
Or maybe I don't want to debate the validity of my rights with literal nazis
Or maybe I don't want to debate the validity of my rights with literal nazis
February 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"Blueskye is an echo chamber"
Or maybe I don't want to debate the validity of my rights with literal nazis
Or maybe I don't want to debate the validity of my rights with literal nazis
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I was at the golf club earlier and I asked one of the guys if his buggy was "fore" wheel drive lol and then seven people tried to drown me in the lake.
February 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I was at the golf club earlier and I asked one of the guys if his buggy was "fore" wheel drive lol and then seven people tried to drown me in the lake.
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Therapist: Have you been journaling your feelings?
Me: *shows Bluesky timeline*
Therapist: Oh no.
Me: *shows Bluesky timeline*
Therapist: Oh no.
February 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Therapist: Have you been journaling your feelings?
Me: *shows Bluesky timeline*
Therapist: Oh no.
Me: *shows Bluesky timeline*
Therapist: Oh no.
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You have a lot of self confidence can I make a mask of your face
February 2, 2025 at 8:53 AM
You have a lot of self confidence can I make a mask of your face
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LEOPARDS: Please, we can only eat so many faces.
February 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
LEOPARDS: Please, we can only eat so many faces.
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You need to give at least somewhat of a fuck.
February 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
You need to give at least somewhat of a fuck.
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Skeet others the way you want to be skeeted
February 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Skeet others the way you want to be skeeted
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I used to be afraid to say how I felt and now I can’t shut it off
February 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I used to be afraid to say how I felt and now I can’t shut it off
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I am going to hug you with a level of empathy heretofore unseen
February 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I am going to hug you with a level of empathy heretofore unseen
Ever accidentally punch yourself in the face when you're just trying to push up glasses that you're not wearing?
Yeah, me either. Move along.
Yeah, me either. Move along.
February 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ever accidentally punch yourself in the face when you're just trying to push up glasses that you're not wearing?
Yeah, me either. Move along.
Yeah, me either. Move along.
"I'll be stealing a hoodie" is a classy way to say "I'll be fucking him until we can't move."
January 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"I'll be stealing a hoodie" is a classy way to say "I'll be fucking him until we can't move."