Brian, the fuzzy one
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Brian, the fuzzy one
@brian-the-fuzzy.bsky.social
I buy parts to build trains. I also run ttrpgs for money. He/him.
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I don't just complain about things here on Bluesky. I also occasionally run tabletop games for money!

Want to learn 3rd ed. Exalted? Let me know if you have a Monday free in December!

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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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hello, yes, here is my proposal to fix the systemic problem of American voter turnout (both disengaged and stifled)

The span of time between Dec. 25th and Jan. 1st shall now be known as Election Week (replacing Nov. 5th) and the entire week is now a national holiday.
December 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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This is what's known as "consciousness of guilt"
December 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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With ZERO fucks left to give, Caroline Kennedy, throws down the gauntlet on the loathsome piece of shit for his desecration of The Kennedy Center. 😳👇
December 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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“It is proper, constitutional, and legal for a federal grand jury to indict a sitting president for serious criminal acts that are... contrary to, the president’s official duties. In this country, no one... is above the law.”
--Kenneth Starr (May 13, 1998)

www.nytimes.com/2017/07/22/u...
Can the President Be Indicted? A Long-Hidden Legal Memo Says Yes (Published 2017)
www.nytimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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as a christmas present I believe children should allow their parents one (1) unmolested afternoon nap without fighting or otherwise requiring supervision

I would also like a unicorn and a billion dollars, which may be slightly more realistic
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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My annual Christmas reminder: The letters to Santa are not why Santa was found in court to be Santa in "Miracle on 34th Street." It was because prosecuting Santa Claus looked really bad politically for the judge and he was looking for any excuse to let him go. The moral is: Work the refs
December 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Republicans in blue states still support that orange piece of shit cuz democratic policies are protecting them … these red state republicans are feeling the impacts… Jim Beam is closing in Kentucky and that’s just one then you got clinics in rural areas in red states shutting down
December 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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MAGA is actually MAD…

Make America Delusional

I’d add, considering what appeals to this addled megalomaniac, being considered “scum” by him is confirmation of our opposition to the corruption and insanity.
December 25, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I think one of the defining things about our era and about conservativism, is an inability to distinguish between like, the actual government, and mid-level marketing managers at Target (who choose "happy holidays" to avoid leaving out non-Christian customers)
In retrospect the Bush-era War On Christmas stuff seems more ominous than it did at the time. It was just cable news guys crying about dumb/fake shit, then and now; I mean the campaign to turn Christmas, which most everyone likes and feels warmly about, into just another thing to get mad about.
December 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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This is John Roberts' America.
The blatant selling of pardons is perhaps the clearest instance of criminal conduct authorized by SCOTUS. Pardons are a quintessential "official act." So, even when Trump takes a bribe to issue one, he is presumably above the criminal law.
The president’s own chief of staff was reportedly stunned by his pardon of a former Honduran president.
December 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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🙃
December 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I can not explain to you how happy it makes me that this moment was referenced. 🤣

#TheMightyNein #TuskLove
December 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Me, three hours ago: "Let's just sit down with Supergirl Woman of Tomorrow, if it's being used for the basis of the upcoming film it can't be that bad"

Me, now: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her it’s not true it’s bullshit I did not hit her. I did NOT.

Oh hi Mark.
December 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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my boys, like many kids, are obsessed with pokemon and have binders of cards and it is almost completely impossible to find card packs at MSRP because the entire market has been bought up by scalpers

been following TCGs on and off for almost 30 years and this is about as bad as I’ve ever seen it
It is hilariously pathetic that they have to do this because gigantic scalper manbabies wont let kids have fun
December 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Bari Weiss just sent this Christmas Eve email to the CBS News staff about "building trust," which includes her tripling down on spiking the CECOT piece "to make sure it's comprehensive and fair."

One CBS staffer tells me: "She really has no idea how insulting she comes across."
December 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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watching my favorite christmas movie and what is possibly the great american comedy about class and race
December 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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The worst thing about this 60 Min story is that the powerful are not held to account bc of the compliance and cowardice of the very specific exec chosen for this role.

A secondary worst thing is that said exec will face 0 accountability

A tertiary worst thing is that CBS News is no longer trusted
December 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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As a conservative college student, it’s my firm religious belief that the correct answer to every question, in this test or any other, is C, and if you don’t give me full credit then you are taking away my freedom of religion and secret police should take you away to protect free speech.
December 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM