Rosanna Luke
@brightonro.bsky.social
NHS IT Manager, writer, Brightonian
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Jan 1965: Ad for Dr Who
«GIVE YOUR CHILD a REAL DALEK!»
«GIVE YOUR CHILD a REAL DALEK!»
January 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Jan 1965: Ad for Dr Who
«GIVE YOUR CHILD a REAL DALEK!»
«GIVE YOUR CHILD a REAL DALEK!»
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January 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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Just remember: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Although comparatively speaking I think I’d prefer it at the moment.
Although comparatively speaking I think I’d prefer it at the moment.
January 7, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Just remember: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Although comparatively speaking I think I’d prefer it at the moment.
Although comparatively speaking I think I’d prefer it at the moment.
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I would like to live in precedented times. You know, where the things that keep happening aren’t weird, gobsmacking and terrifying.
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I would like to live in precedented times. You know, where the things that keep happening aren’t weird, gobsmacking and terrifying.
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Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"
December 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"
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Whatever happened to….
December 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Whatever happened to….
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Every time I'm in a restaurant I remember Kevin McAleer's reply to a waiter who told him the Soup Of The Day.
"Where there any other contenders?"
"Um, no?"
"A hollow victory, then".
"Where there any other contenders?"
"Um, no?"
"A hollow victory, then".
December 19, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Every time I'm in a restaurant I remember Kevin McAleer's reply to a waiter who told him the Soup Of The Day.
"Where there any other contenders?"
"Um, no?"
"A hollow victory, then".
"Where there any other contenders?"
"Um, no?"
"A hollow victory, then".
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Just been reminded of this heartwarming picture of a rabbit and an eagle. Morning all
December 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Just been reminded of this heartwarming picture of a rabbit and an eagle. Morning all
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I crossed a bloodhound with a sausage dog and ended up with a litter of black puddings.
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I crossed a bloodhound with a sausage dog and ended up with a litter of black puddings.
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This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.
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So, happy 50th anniversary to Melody Maker’s review of Bohemian Rhapsody: “Queen, with a suitably baroque vocal orchestration, contrive to approximate the demented fury of the Balham Amateur Operatic Society performing The Pirates of Penzance”
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 AM
So, happy 50th anniversary to Melody Maker’s review of Bohemian Rhapsody: “Queen, with a suitably baroque vocal orchestration, contrive to approximate the demented fury of the Balham Amateur Operatic Society performing The Pirates of Penzance”
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Chinese slang for a combover is ‘The local authorities provide support for the central government’. (📷: Nesnad)
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Chinese slang for a combover is ‘The local authorities provide support for the central government’. (📷: Nesnad)
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October 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Andy Serkis has titled his forthcoming memoir "My Pressures" which puts him streets ahead of the competition for "dad joke of the year" if nothing else. Wonderful.
October 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Andy Serkis has titled his forthcoming memoir "My Pressures" which puts him streets ahead of the competition for "dad joke of the year" if nothing else. Wonderful.
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A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A story in three parts
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From the diary of Samuel Pepys today in 1665
September 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
From the diary of Samuel Pepys today in 1665
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I bought quite a few books from Jonathan through knowing him on Twitter, even though the shop's the other side of London. I hope they manage to keep going. You can support them here too.
Donate to Support Jon's Legacy - Raising Funds for Bookseller Crow, organized by Karen Mcleod
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September 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I bought quite a few books from Jonathan through knowing him on Twitter, even though the shop's the other side of London. I hope they manage to keep going. You can support them here too.
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People are doing rapture jokes like there’s no tomorrow.
September 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
People are doing rapture jokes like there’s no tomorrow.
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🎶 When your eel gets all wack
On a Thames full of gak
That’s a moray 🎶
On a Thames full of gak
That’s a moray 🎶
September 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
🎶 When your eel gets all wack
On a Thames full of gak
That’s a moray 🎶
On a Thames full of gak
That’s a moray 🎶
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We are in Hell.
Samsung brings ads to US fridges
Samsung brings ads to US fridges
Samsung’s ‘screens everywhere’ initiative is morphing into ads everywhere.
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September 18, 2025 at 10:14 AM
We are in Hell.
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Be in no doubt that anyone attending that ‘unite the kingdom’ rally in London today is a truly horrible person.
September 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Be in no doubt that anyone attending that ‘unite the kingdom’ rally in London today is a truly horrible person.
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This frontispiece in my book just made me laugh a lot. Is this Buddhist reincarnation, or some other form of afterlife?
September 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This frontispiece in my book just made me laugh a lot. Is this Buddhist reincarnation, or some other form of afterlife?
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The witch trials of 1612 still cast a long shadow.
August 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
The witch trials of 1612 still cast a long shadow.
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Naught but a leap to the left
And thanne a clockwyse tread;
Put thyne handes on thyne hippes,
And be thy knees yn-gatheréd:
Lo, it ys the pelvique thruste
That maketh mirthe down to rayne -
Let us do the Tyme Warpe agayne!
And thanne a clockwyse tread;
Put thyne handes on thyne hippes,
And be thy knees yn-gatheréd:
Lo, it ys the pelvique thruste
That maketh mirthe down to rayne -
Let us do the Tyme Warpe agayne!
August 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Naught but a leap to the left
And thanne a clockwyse tread;
Put thyne handes on thyne hippes,
And be thy knees yn-gatheréd:
Lo, it ys the pelvique thruste
That maketh mirthe down to rayne -
Let us do the Tyme Warpe agayne!
And thanne a clockwyse tread;
Put thyne handes on thyne hippes,
And be thy knees yn-gatheréd:
Lo, it ys the pelvique thruste
That maketh mirthe down to rayne -
Let us do the Tyme Warpe agayne!