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let's start making fun of amy klobuchar again
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ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
“We killed so many people!” - bush’s eulogy since I imagine he is telling the truth, right?
Live updates: Dick Cheney's funeral service and George W. Bush's eulogy reut.rs/43Hqg9f
Live updates: Dick Cheney's funeral service and George W. Bush's eulogy
George W. Bush spoke at the Washington funeral for the former vice president, who died at 84. Hundreds attended including Congress lawmakers, former President Joe Biden and former vice presidents.
reut.rs
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
“We killed so many people!” - bush’s eulogy since I imagine he is telling the truth, right?
Everyone should just simply do a couple caps of mushrooms
November 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Everyone should just simply do a couple caps of mushrooms
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
Shits about to go down
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Shits about to go down
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A perfect video to post today
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A perfect video to post today
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not returning your shopping cart is a sign of moral decay. if you abandon your shopping cart in the parking lot, seek therapy or perhaps jesus
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
not returning your shopping cart is a sign of moral decay. if you abandon your shopping cart in the parking lot, seek therapy or perhaps jesus
Regardless of politics we can all agree that a judge shouldn’t own a mansion like that, right?
Authorities are investigating the cause of a fire that engulfed the home of Circuit Court Judge Diane Goodstein, in South Carolina. Three people, who had to be rescued by kayak, were injured. The cause of the fire is under investigation. nyti.ms/48j9GPY
October 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Regardless of politics we can all agree that a judge shouldn’t own a mansion like that, right?
“Look, we simply must ruin millions of lives… I just wish they would be sad while they are doing it…”
The thing that bothers me so much is not the “we have to enforce our borders and laws.” We do.
It’s the giddy joy and celebration they have at the misery of people far less fortunate.
Always punching down
It’s the giddy joy and celebration they have at the misery of people far less fortunate.
Always punching down
October 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
“Look, we simply must ruin millions of lives… I just wish they would be sad while they are doing it…”
He is me. I am him.
October 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
He is me. I am him.
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This is the real reason Jimmy Kimmel is being taken off the air.
Brian Stelter: "Nexstar already owns lots of TV stations. It wants to merge with Tegna, which owns lots of other stations. In order to do that, it needs Brandon Carr, the FCC Chair's, permission."
Brian Stelter: "Nexstar already owns lots of TV stations. It wants to merge with Tegna, which owns lots of other stations. In order to do that, it needs Brandon Carr, the FCC Chair's, permission."
September 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This is the real reason Jimmy Kimmel is being taken off the air.
Brian Stelter: "Nexstar already owns lots of TV stations. It wants to merge with Tegna, which owns lots of other stations. In order to do that, it needs Brandon Carr, the FCC Chair's, permission."
Brian Stelter: "Nexstar already owns lots of TV stations. It wants to merge with Tegna, which owns lots of other stations. In order to do that, it needs Brandon Carr, the FCC Chair's, permission."
That one level in call of duty 4 did more damage to our society than ever previously imagined.
My father was part of the drug interdiction team in the Navy. He told me lots of stories from those times, and none of them involved blowing up civilians. This is an outrageous abuse by people who just want to feel powerful.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/whi...
abcnews.go.com/Politics/whi...
White House grounds for strike on alleged drug boat is a murky legal issue
Experts suggest the use of military force against drug cartels as foreign terrorist organizations is legally murky.
abcnews.go.com
September 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
That one level in call of duty 4 did more damage to our society than ever previously imagined.
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Megalopolis
i’m gonna say what we’re all thinking: no movie in the history of movies has ever warranted a 15 minute standing ovation. think about how long 15 minutes is
September 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Megalopolis
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happy labor day
September 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
happy labor day
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we don't have a left wing party, we don't have a center-left party, we don't have a centrist party. we have two parties that don't give a shit about tens of thousands dead in Gaza. mass starvation and devastation. dire state of affairs. I give through www.zakat.org if you want to try and help.
August 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
we don't have a left wing party, we don't have a center-left party, we don't have a centrist party. we have two parties that don't give a shit about tens of thousands dead in Gaza. mass starvation and devastation. dire state of affairs. I give through www.zakat.org if you want to try and help.
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I saw "Alaska Was A Distraction" and thought a new Hold Steady single had dropped
August 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I saw "Alaska Was A Distraction" and thought a new Hold Steady single had dropped
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I will never vote for Kamala Harris. I will never vote for Pete Buttigieg. I will never vote for Gavin Newsom. I will never vote for that Hat Man.
August 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I will never vote for Kamala Harris. I will never vote for Pete Buttigieg. I will never vote for Gavin Newsom. I will never vote for that Hat Man.
@adamfriedlandnyc.bsky.social has been the leading voice from the left on this for years
the left is completely silent on poo poo pee pee
August 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
@adamfriedlandnyc.bsky.social has been the leading voice from the left on this for years
It’s so funny to imagine him not realizing it until that moment lmao “wait they know about that!?”
Exclusive: The Justice Department told President Trump in May that his name is among many in the Epstein files.
Justice Department Told Trump in May That His Name Is Among Many in the Epstein Files
Bondi told president at the meeting that Justice also decided to not release more Jeffrey Epstein documents because of the presence of child pornography and the need to protect victims.
on.wsj.com
July 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It’s so funny to imagine him not realizing it until that moment lmao “wait they know about that!?”
Smdh Canada
Canada recently announced it will impose a 25% surtax on imports from all countries other than the US that contain steel melted and poured in China.
July 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Smdh Canada
It is immoral to trade stocks on Donald trump news. Sorry. You getting rich off headlines is the same thing as capitalists profiting off exploitation. I know it feels like youre further from the exploitation but you are still the exploiter
July 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It is immoral to trade stocks on Donald trump news. Sorry. You getting rich off headlines is the same thing as capitalists profiting off exploitation. I know it feels like youre further from the exploitation but you are still the exploiter
There needs to be a social media platform where you agree to only argue in good faith. It wouldn’t stop anyone from arguing in bad faith, but it would make me feel better knowing that if I’m ever arguing with someone, I could report them for going bad faith mode :devil grin emoji:
July 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
There needs to be a social media platform where you agree to only argue in good faith. It wouldn’t stop anyone from arguing in bad faith, but it would make me feel better knowing that if I’m ever arguing with someone, I could report them for going bad faith mode :devil grin emoji:
Dr. Oz!? No thank you.
Mr. A to Z? Now we are talking.
Mr. A to Z? Now we are talking.
Mehmet Oz on Medicaid: "We'll be there for you, the American people, when you need help, but you gotta stay healthy yourself ... don't eat carrot cake. Eat real food."
July 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Dr. Oz!? No thank you.
Mr. A to Z? Now we are talking.
Mr. A to Z? Now we are talking.