Woke Mechanic
@broke-mechanic.lol
Not really that woke or that broke, not a mechanic any more either.
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Woke Mechanic
@broke-mechanic.lol
· Mar 25
If I was at the Château de Saint-Cloud on 18 Brumaire it wouldn't have gone down like that
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“I miss my wife. Would that I could merely operate a small dung farm, like my great-grandfather Dragiša,” you say, hitting a 3-pointer from 77 feet away while falling atop a cameraman. All around you, men who own snowmobile dealerships are chanting “NUH-GIT! NUH-GIT!” at you.
December 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
“I miss my wife. Would that I could merely operate a small dung farm, like my great-grandfather Dragiša,” you say, hitting a 3-pointer from 77 feet away while falling atop a cameraman. All around you, men who own snowmobile dealerships are chanting “NUH-GIT! NUH-GIT!” at you.
Vendée Baptisms in the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Vendée Baptisms in the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom
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guys is it just me or does it feel like things fall apart
So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions
December 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
guys is it just me or does it feel like things fall apart
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Moral panics in this culture- secret Satanist abusers, homosexuals, trans people, and so on- are largely an attempt to deal with this without acknowledging and confronting the reality of abuse
America is a culture of child abuse. Ask any survivor - we find one another, we form networks and communities.
The true scale of it would stagger and sicken you, and so it is buried, it is swept under the rug, it is denied and the survivors are silenced by whatever means are necessary.
The true scale of it would stagger and sicken you, and so it is buried, it is swept under the rug, it is denied and the survivors are silenced by whatever means are necessary.
Government of pedophiles. They're all tainted with this for the rest of their lives.
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Moral panics in this culture- secret Satanist abusers, homosexuals, trans people, and so on- are largely an attempt to deal with this without acknowledging and confronting the reality of abuse
Finding an infinite leverage strat in Monopoly so I can run the table with all my cousins on Christmas Eve.
December 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Finding an infinite leverage strat in Monopoly so I can run the table with all my cousins on Christmas Eve.
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CDSA PAC fundraiser inspiration just dropped (parody, we love to comply with all Illinois campaign finance laws)
Democrats have forgotten how to connect with working people like they used to
December 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
CDSA PAC fundraiser inspiration just dropped (parody, we love to comply with all Illinois campaign finance laws)
Just one more corporate PAC bro, I swear it's going to be different this time.
The Democratic Party is suppressing voter turnout by being shitass coward collaborators, maybe get mad at them instead of the people they’re throwing under the bus
someone threw a little tantrum about this in my mentions earlier and im still kind of annoyed at how entitled people are to demand i stop sincerely expressing my feelings about a political party that is explicitly collaborating with fascists because i will suppress voter turnout by not shutting up
December 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Just one more corporate PAC bro, I swear it's going to be different this time.
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Democrats trying to shift the responsibility for the party's electoral outcomes away from the powerful, well-financed party and onto the general disorganized public is not only feckless it's also a plan to lose election after election without it affecting anybody with power within the party
im sorry if your fucking political party depends on message discipline from random anarchist artists on niche microblogging websites you should probably go to them and tell them to get their shit together because you are not ever getting that
December 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Democrats trying to shift the responsibility for the party's electoral outcomes away from the powerful, well-financed party and onto the general disorganized public is not only feckless it's also a plan to lose election after election without it affecting anybody with power within the party
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I am watching Mercy on television right now 😳😍👀🤩
(On her last work trip she hosted a Top Gear/Grand Tour style adventure that'll be streaming on YouTube next week, but without the racist white dudes, and she's showing me the rough cut, and she is AMAZING. My baby is on FUCKING TELEVISION!!)
(On her last work trip she hosted a Top Gear/Grand Tour style adventure that'll be streaming on YouTube next week, but without the racist white dudes, and she's showing me the rough cut, and she is AMAZING. My baby is on FUCKING TELEVISION!!)
December 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I am watching Mercy on television right now 😳😍👀🤩
(On her last work trip she hosted a Top Gear/Grand Tour style adventure that'll be streaming on YouTube next week, but without the racist white dudes, and she's showing me the rough cut, and she is AMAZING. My baby is on FUCKING TELEVISION!!)
(On her last work trip she hosted a Top Gear/Grand Tour style adventure that'll be streaming on YouTube next week, but without the racist white dudes, and she's showing me the rough cut, and she is AMAZING. My baby is on FUCKING TELEVISION!!)
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You're mad because you expect a "software update" to make things work better. You will only be free when you understand this to be an illusion and accept the fact that software is suffering
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
You're mad because you expect a "software update" to make things work better. You will only be free when you understand this to be an illusion and accept the fact that software is suffering
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this is bait and it's going to work
December 19, 2025 at 9:30 AM
this is bait and it's going to work
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i made a template you can use to think about what "frame/negation/kirby" looks like for other issues.
For example:
Frame: DOGE is a govt efficiency project to save $
Negation: Actually it made things less efficient and cost $
Kirby: DOGE was a project to break and privatize federal bureaucracy
For example:
Frame: DOGE is a govt efficiency project to save $
Negation: Actually it made things less efficient and cost $
Kirby: DOGE was a project to break and privatize federal bureaucracy
September 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i made a template you can use to think about what "frame/negation/kirby" looks like for other issues.
For example:
Frame: DOGE is a govt efficiency project to save $
Negation: Actually it made things less efficient and cost $
Kirby: DOGE was a project to break and privatize federal bureaucracy
For example:
Frame: DOGE is a govt efficiency project to save $
Negation: Actually it made things less efficient and cost $
Kirby: DOGE was a project to break and privatize federal bureaucracy
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Quirked up white boy SHOCKS drag show audience by riffing with the performers in perfect AAVE.
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Quirked up white boy SHOCKS drag show audience by riffing with the performers in perfect AAVE.
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2026 Prediction: Microreactor Meltdown May
All aglow about DCs, investors launch $300M at microreactor startup
All aglow about DCs, investors launch $300M at microreactor startup
Startup expects its first Kaleidos reactor to power on at Idaho National Lab next year
Amid the AI boom, nuclear power is in vogue, with venture capitalists lining up to plow hundreds of millions into small modular reactor (SMR) startups to make their datacenter energy headaches go away.…
dlvr.it
December 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
2026 Prediction: Microreactor Meltdown May
I'm putting my marker down.
Tonight Trump is giving every American* two thousand dollars in AI stocks.
December 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I'm putting my marker down.
Tonight Trump is giving every American* two thousand dollars in AI stocks.
December 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Tonight Trump is giving every American* two thousand dollars in AI stocks.
2026 Prediction: Microreactor Meltdown May
All aglow about DCs, investors launch $300M at microreactor startup
All aglow about DCs, investors launch $300M at microreactor startup
Startup expects its first Kaleidos reactor to power on at Idaho National Lab next year
Amid the AI boom, nuclear power is in vogue, with venture capitalists lining up to plow hundreds of millions into small modular reactor (SMR) startups to make their datacenter energy headaches go away.…
dlvr.it
December 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
2026 Prediction: Microreactor Meltdown May
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The banks are out of money
the banks are out of money
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The banks are out of money
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Are you telling me that capitalists can only develop technology to alienate and enclose human activity so as to mediate it through the commodity form as the material basis of child rape class dictatorship? That's crazy talk someone would have noticed by now and we would have done something about it.
December 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Are you telling me that capitalists can only develop technology to alienate and enclose human activity so as to mediate it through the commodity form as the material basis of child rape class dictatorship? That's crazy talk someone would have noticed by now and we would have done something about it.
Quirked up white boy SHOCKS drag show audience by riffing with the performers in perfect AAVE.
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Quirked up white boy SHOCKS drag show audience by riffing with the performers in perfect AAVE.
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imagine if hardware manufacturers colluded with hyperscalers to hoard compute resources and then rent it back to consumers at a markup
December 16, 2025 at 8:05 AM
imagine if hardware manufacturers colluded with hyperscalers to hoard compute resources and then rent it back to consumers at a markup
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the tech industry was all about making computers better, smaller, and more connected. and they more or less finished that the last decade. they did a good job at it. and since then there's been this weird midlife crisis vibe from the industry that finished its purpose.
December 16, 2025 at 9:47 AM
the tech industry was all about making computers better, smaller, and more connected. and they more or less finished that the last decade. they did a good job at it. and since then there's been this weird midlife crisis vibe from the industry that finished its purpose.
Just updated my spare phone and iOS 26 still looks like shit. Even with Reduce Motion and Increase Contrast turned on it still does all that bubbly skeuomorphic shit. Fucking disgusting.
Still can't believe we're doing skeuomorphism again the new iOS looks like shit.
Apple is officially washed. This is going to be the Windows Vista of iOS updates. #WWDC2025
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Just updated my spare phone and iOS 26 still looks like shit. Even with Reduce Motion and Increase Contrast turned on it still does all that bubbly skeuomorphic shit. Fucking disgusting.
Unbelievable bag fumble by all the American car brands in the post Covid era.
please take a moment to appreciate Tesla's epic accomplishment of coming dead last in the auto industry in reliability, despite making relatively expensive cars with a tiny fraction of the moving parts
www.consumerreports.org/cars/which-b...
www.consumerreports.org/cars/which-b...
December 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Unbelievable bag fumble by all the American car brands in the post Covid era.