brokenseed
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claims to have hobbies, but mostly has a bunch of unfinished knitting projects
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But my whole clock’s run down; my heart the all-controlling weight, I have no key to lift again.
January 19, 2026 at 5:47 AM
But my whole clock’s run down; my heart the all-controlling weight, I have no key to lift again.
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And for a classy night on the town, be sure to wear your Ragu Rich & Meaty half-zip windbreaker!
January 16, 2026 at 12:32 PM
And for a classy night on the town, be sure to wear your Ragu Rich & Meaty half-zip windbreaker!
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
The Potomac. But my loyalty belongs to Cabin John Creek and Rock Creek.
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 11:01 PM
The Potomac. But my loyalty belongs to Cabin John Creek and Rock Creek.
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
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Come, why don’t some of ye burst a blood-vessel?
December 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Come, why don’t some of ye burst a blood-vessel?
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Ron Clancy, on his sixth mojito of the morning, yelling at his editor that the rusted tanker can't be haunted. It's just a tanker. Stop asking him to make it haunted. The Russians wouldn't want it if it was haunted. Think for just one damned second about what you're saying.
January 7, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Ron Clancy, on his sixth mojito of the morning, yelling at his editor that the rusted tanker can't be haunted. It's just a tanker. Stop asking him to make it haunted. The Russians wouldn't want it if it was haunted. Think for just one damned second about what you're saying.
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Back when men had class
January 5, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Back when men had class
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 02,1947
January 02,1947
January 2, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 02,1947
January 02,1947
searching "gauze" on costco's app gives you coffins, which seems like a bit of an overreaction
January 2, 2026 at 7:07 PM
searching "gauze" on costco's app gives you coffins, which seems like a bit of an overreaction
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went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
hi, i’m the atlantic ocean
January 2, 2026 at 2:36 PM
hi, i’m the atlantic ocean
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higgledy-piggledy whale statements
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
higgledy-piggledy whale statements
the next knives out should be after the thin man, with every 900-year-old english actress as hugh grant’s aunts
January 1, 2026 at 4:25 PM
the next knives out should be after the thin man, with every 900-year-old english actress as hugh grant’s aunts
not sure that snow squalls require an emergency alert, but screaming phones at 4:30 AM probably isn't a sign of things to come in the new year, right?
January 1, 2026 at 9:35 AM
not sure that snow squalls require an emergency alert, but screaming phones at 4:30 AM probably isn't a sign of things to come in the new year, right?
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起きない犬🐶
Good morning. Dogs don't want to get out of bed either.
Good morning. Dogs don't want to get out of bed either.
December 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
起きない犬🐶
Good morning. Dogs don't want to get out of bed either.
Good morning. Dogs don't want to get out of bed either.
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New 2026 insult just dropped
December 31, 2025 at 1:22 PM
New 2026 insult just dropped
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if you don't have the moral clarity necessary to rawdog a basket of fries by yourself we aren't compatible
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
if you don't have the moral clarity necessary to rawdog a basket of fries by yourself we aren't compatible
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David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
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The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.
December 29, 2025 at 10:24 AM
The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.