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Pittsburgh based burlesque performer
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Rich people are such miserable fucks nowadays that we’re halfway in a recession and I don’t think poor people are even jealous of their lifestyle
December 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Rich people are such miserable fucks nowadays that we’re halfway in a recession and I don’t think poor people are even jealous of their lifestyle
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“I’m looking all over, and there’s just no way we can make this any worse,” Trump said
Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy
WASHINGTON--Searching in vain for a meaningful way to retaliate after Indiana lawmakers rejected his Republican gerrymandering push, a visibly frustrated President Donald Trump was reportedly struggling Friday to find any infrastructure left in the stat...
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December 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I’m looking all over, and there’s just no way we can make this any worse,” Trump said
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I kinda don't understand why nvidia earnings matter one way or the other for whether there's an AI bubble? Like, whether you have a tulip bubble or a sustainable uptick in tulip sales, people selling potting soil are doing well.
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I kinda don't understand why nvidia earnings matter one way or the other for whether there's an AI bubble? Like, whether you have a tulip bubble or a sustainable uptick in tulip sales, people selling potting soil are doing well.
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“But what if Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files?” Wait are there people who aren’t sure Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files?
November 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
“But what if Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files?” Wait are there people who aren’t sure Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files?
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Things labeled like "two bite brownies" at the store are bite shaming me. Don't you tell me where I can or can't do my giant single chomps.
October 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Things labeled like "two bite brownies" at the store are bite shaming me. Don't you tell me where I can or can't do my giant single chomps.
Was at the gym and kind of wondering: now that schools and colleges mostly just use computers for everything, is the entire market for Marble Composition Notebooks just being propped up by bros tracking their reps?
October 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Was at the gym and kind of wondering: now that schools and colleges mostly just use computers for everything, is the entire market for Marble Composition Notebooks just being propped up by bros tracking their reps?
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September 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Our 2025 Community Survey is officially here! This anonymous survey help promote understanding and drives our advocacy work.
Seeking volunteers who are 18+ and identify with non-monogamy.
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Lea and I were at opening night for the symphony...lots of people in tuxedos etc. And I realized I go to too many burlesque shows cuz when the conductor came out everyone started clapping I went "woooo! Yeah! Get it!" before remembering people at the symphony don't hoot and holler their appreciation
October 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Lea and I were at opening night for the symphony...lots of people in tuxedos etc. And I realized I go to too many burlesque shows cuz when the conductor came out everyone started clapping I went "woooo! Yeah! Get it!" before remembering people at the symphony don't hoot and holler their appreciation
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Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
September 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
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The world is my oyster (spits it out because it’s gross)
September 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The world is my oyster (spits it out because it’s gross)
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Don't you all realize what this means? The right will begin a systematic and extralegal oppression of their political enemies and vulnerable populations. This is the first thing I saw on the news after waking up from a 25-year coma.
September 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Don't you all realize what this means? The right will begin a systematic and extralegal oppression of their political enemies and vulnerable populations. This is the first thing I saw on the news after waking up from a 25-year coma.
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Whether it's Barack Obama asking for dijon mustard or RFK Jr. asking for a vaccine ban that will kill hundreds of thousands of Americans, there have been unusual requests on both sides of the aisle.
August 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Whether it's Barack Obama asking for dijon mustard or RFK Jr. asking for a vaccine ban that will kill hundreds of thousands of Americans, there have been unusual requests on both sides of the aisle.
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Area Dad Informs Busboy He’s Ready To Order https://theonion.com/area-dad-informs-busboy-he-s-ready-to-order-1819578117/
August 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Area Dad Informs Busboy He’s Ready To Order https://theonion.com/area-dad-informs-busboy-he-s-ready-to-order-1819578117/
I hate all the slang words young people use today. But I don't think that should be considered proof I'm an old man. You see, when I myself was young I also hated all the slang words people my age were using exactly as much. So this is just permanent for me...
August 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I hate all the slang words young people use today. But I don't think that should be considered proof I'm an old man. You see, when I myself was young I also hated all the slang words people my age were using exactly as much. So this is just permanent for me...
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genuinely saw a liberal talking about newsom as doing some things wrong (anti-homeless policies) but some things right (trolling trump on the internet) and i really wonder about the worth of that second thing, there. is that doing anything at all
August 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
genuinely saw a liberal talking about newsom as doing some things wrong (anti-homeless policies) but some things right (trolling trump on the internet) and i really wonder about the worth of that second thing, there. is that doing anything at all
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There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.
August 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.
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“Neologism” is recorded in English as early as 1772 (and earlier in French as néologisme), which is fun because in the 1700s, the word itself was an autological word (a word that describes itself) and it is now a heterological word (a word that doesn’t describe itself or contradicts itself).
August 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“Neologism” is recorded in English as early as 1772 (and earlier in French as néologisme), which is fun because in the 1700s, the word itself was an autological word (a word that describes itself) and it is now a heterological word (a word that doesn’t describe itself or contradicts itself).
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If your solution to people shitting the streets is cops and not toilets you're just a fascist.
August 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
If your solution to people shitting the streets is cops and not toilets you're just a fascist.
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my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls
July 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls
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Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless populat...
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July 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
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Say what you will about Hollywood in the 1930s but at least they would’ve made David Corenswet change his name to something better like David Chevrolet
July 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Say what you will about Hollywood in the 1930s but at least they would’ve made David Corenswet change his name to something better like David Chevrolet
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some frankly amazing AI slop that someone decided to try and post on the r/dataisbeautiful subreddit
![the same image in context of a reddit post from the subreddit "r/dataisbeautiful" saying it's "the most popular food of each state from voting [OC]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbwkbgkz2zssoj22ebartpgy/bafkreihanvynageumop7hvniq3bft4koyuf7uskvatstjnkcro5mw4fp24@jpeg)
July 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
some frankly amazing AI slop that someone decided to try and post on the r/dataisbeautiful subreddit
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damn- bet Cuomo wishes he didn't kill all those nursing home residents
And age. From an analysis standpoint it’s impressive how clean the splits are. Very clear trends on age, race, education, income:
June 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
damn- bet Cuomo wishes he didn't kill all those nursing home residents