Bryan Bowden
@bryanbowden.bsky.social
Chicago sports dad who's proud of you
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In case you’re interested in giving yourself or somebody else a woo woo little gift… I’m doing tarot readings over on Patreon for a limited time only. It’s super cheap and very fun, too. Thanks to folks who have already booked! www.patreon.com/posts/for-li...
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December 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
In case you’re interested in giving yourself or somebody else a woo woo little gift… I’m doing tarot readings over on Patreon for a limited time only. It’s super cheap and very fun, too. Thanks to folks who have already booked! www.patreon.com/posts/for-li...
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Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
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Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
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December 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Okay gang, The Onion is 80 sign-ups away from our 60,000th print subscriber.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
This was me and @sarajbenincasa.bsky.social on our first date
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This was me and @sarajbenincasa.bsky.social on our first date
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Faith Hill describing a kiss:
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Faith Hill describing a kiss:
Living the dream 😐👍
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Living the dream 😐👍
I love that the Bears are being led to victory by a man with the name of an Elizabethan poet
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I love that the Bears are being led to victory by a man with the name of an Elizabethan poet
My December vibe will be this slutty ghost of Christmas present
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My December vibe will be this slutty ghost of Christmas present
Sometimes I feel like I’m not online enough to know what folks on bluesy are talking about but I’m too online to get baited by what folks on threads are talking about.
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Sometimes I feel like I’m not online enough to know what folks on bluesy are talking about but I’m too online to get baited by what folks on threads are talking about.
Oh, please. Mr. Bowden is my father. Call me:
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Oh, please. Mr. Bowden is my father. Call me:
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
The other vibe I bring to the function
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The other vibe I bring to the function
The vibe I bring to the function
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The vibe I bring to the function
I guess paying people to program a chat bot is easier than removing your lower ribs to self-fellate
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I guess paying people to program a chat bot is easier than removing your lower ribs to self-fellate
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Reposted by Bryan Bowden
people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
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Yes … meow meow meow … YES!
Happy Friday from Dottie. I’ve always believed cats were Sickos …
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Happy Friday from Dottie. I’ve always believed cats were Sickos …
@theonion.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Yes … meow meow meow … YES!
Happy Friday from Dottie. I’ve always believed cats were Sickos …
@theonion.com
Happy Friday from Dottie. I’ve always believed cats were Sickos …
@theonion.com
Animal Farm by George Orwell
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Animal Farm by George Orwell
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ah, perhaps instead of pumping millions into endless factional infighting Dem donors could invest in making local Dem organizations genuine civic spaces that can reach people during and between elections
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
ah, perhaps instead of pumping millions into endless factional infighting Dem donors could invest in making local Dem organizations genuine civic spaces that can reach people during and between elections
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Sorry to be all “I love LA” but Maria Bamford just lowkey came through the bar as Cookie Monster handing out homemade cookies to everyone 🤩
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Sorry to be all “I love LA” but Maria Bamford just lowkey came through the bar as Cookie Monster handing out homemade cookies to everyone 🤩
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[Jabba the Hutt voice] crypto to your sipp or isa, ho ho ho
Time to add crypto to your Sipp or Isa? Wait, there’s a catch on.ft.com/42Ul817 | opinion
Time to add crypto to your Sipp or Isa? Wait, there’s a catch
Regulatory changes make it possible to gain exposure inside a UK tax wrapper — but few platforms offer them
on.ft.com
October 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
[Jabba the Hutt voice] crypto to your sipp or isa, ho ho ho
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I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
Me watching my students come in from recess
October 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Me watching my students come in from recess