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Chicago sports dad who's proud of you
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In case you’re interested in giving yourself or somebody else a woo woo little gift… I’m doing tarot readings over on Patreon for a limited time only. It’s super cheap and very fun, too. Thanks to folks who have already booked! www.patreon.com/posts/for-li...
For a Limited Time Only: Tarot Readings! | Sara Benincasa
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December 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Okay gang, The Onion is 80 sign-ups away from our 60,000th print subscriber.

This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.

So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.

Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
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December 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This was me and @sarajbenincasa.bsky.social on our first date
Seems reasonable.
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Faith Hill describing a kiss:
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Living the dream 😐👍
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I love that the Bears are being led to victory by a man with the name of an Elizabethan poet
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My December vibe will be this slutty ghost of Christmas present
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Sometimes I feel like I’m not online enough to know what folks on bluesy are talking about but I’m too online to get baited by what folks on threads are talking about.
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Oh, please. Mr. Bowden is my father. Call me:
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The other vibe I bring to the function
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The vibe I bring to the function
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I guess paying people to program a chat bot is easier than removing your lower ribs to self-fellate
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Morning.
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Yes … meow meow meow … YES!

Happy Friday from Dottie. I’ve always believed cats were Sickos …

@theonion.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Animal Farm by George Orwell
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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ah, perhaps instead of pumping millions into endless factional infighting Dem donors could invest in making local Dem organizations genuine civic spaces that can reach people during and between elections
Off their phones and into the streets

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/n...
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Sorry to be all “I love LA” but Maria Bamford just lowkey came through the bar as Cookie Monster handing out homemade cookies to everyone 🤩
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It's taken me half my life to realize the Luddites were right.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luddite
Luddite - Wikipedia
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October 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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[Jabba the Hutt voice] crypto to your sipp or isa, ho ho ho
October 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Me watching my students come in from recess
October 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM