All-Seeing Goat Wizard
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Hello, Welcome to Bluesky, the orchestra playing on the titanic as it sinks into the ocean
Here's the question for $5 do I make my wife knit me a hat?
A Minneapolis knitting shop has resurrected the design of a Norwegian cap worn to protest Nazi occupation. Its owner says the money raised from hat pattern sales will support the local immigrant community. n.pr/4thWiUr
A red hat, inspired by a symbol of resistance to Nazi occupation, gains traction in Minnesota
A Minneapolis knitting shop has resurrected the design of a Norwegian cap worn to protest Nazi occupation. Its owner says the money raised from hat pattern sales will support the local immigrant community.
n.pr
February 1, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Here's the question for $5 do I make my wife knit me a hat?
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staring *daggers* at that man
January 31, 2026 at 5:34 PM
staring *daggers* at that man
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Epstein is the most garish and harrowing manifestation of this but oligarchy makes life miserable in a thousand other ways. A core point of democracy is that no one should have so much power that they can make themselves everybody's problem. We should have a political party that believes that
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 31, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Epstein is the most garish and harrowing manifestation of this but oligarchy makes life miserable in a thousand other ways. A core point of democracy is that no one should have so much power that they can make themselves everybody's problem. We should have a political party that believes that
"Sorry, I can't find it."
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 PM
"Sorry, I can't find it."
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hard to overstate just how much Houston nailed it with the dunking astronaut logo
February 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
hard to overstate just how much Houston nailed it with the dunking astronaut logo
At least Ryan Day knows where he is now
Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
January 31, 2026 at 1:28 AM
At least Ryan Day knows where he is now
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Hold on a sec
Trump: "No nation is in any position to be able to secure Greenland other than the US. We're a great power. Much greater than people even understand. I think they found that out 2 weeks ago in Venezuela. We saw this in World War 2 when Denmark fell to Germany after just 6 hours of fighting."
January 21, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Hold on a sec
Dude it's Miami. It's either that or she's a weekend DJ and she made the right life choice leave her alone.
Adult film star Abella Danger went viral after ESPN cameras showed her rooting for Miami, but she wishes they'd never shown her.
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Miami fan Abella Danger: 'I would give anything in the world to not have had ESPN film me'
Adult film star Abella Danger went viral after ESPN cameras showed her rooting for Miami, but she wishes they'd never shown her.
awfulannouncing.com
January 21, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Dude it's Miami. It's either that or she's a weekend DJ and she made the right life choice leave her alone.
This .. you know what .. I think this would solve it.
uuuh Greenland has a golf trophy now and you won
January 21, 2026 at 10:39 PM
This .. you know what .. I think this would solve it.
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Well might be time to assert another right huh
BREAKING: Immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, a memo obtained by AP says.
Immigration officers assert sweeping power to enter homes without a judge's warrant, memo says
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement memo obtained by The Associated Press reveals that the agency allows immigration officers to forcibly enter homes to make arrests without a judicial warrant.
bit.ly
January 21, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Well might be time to assert another right huh
I hate this so much that whatever bottom-feeder NFL team gets him deserves every bit of this.
The moment we've all been waiting for: Fernando Mendoza's "Here's What I Learned From Winning a National Championship" LinkedIn post
January 21, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I hate this so much that whatever bottom-feeder NFL team gets him deserves every bit of this.
Dear lord I love the college football community
January 20, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Dear lord I love the college football community
For non college football fans out there this is the equivalent of the Cleveland Browns winning the Super Bowl
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 AM
For non college football fans out there this is the equivalent of the Cleveland Browns winning the Super Bowl
BIG TEN SUPREMACY
January 20, 2026 at 4:26 AM
BIG TEN SUPREMACY
Why do they have to show that orange muppet?
Only time I want to see him is if he's getting hit by an errant pass from Carson Beck.
Only time I want to see him is if he's getting hit by an errant pass from Carson Beck.
January 20, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Why do they have to show that orange muppet?
Only time I want to see him is if he's getting hit by an errant pass from Carson Beck.
Only time I want to see him is if he's getting hit by an errant pass from Carson Beck.
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It’s about 2 a second and I think we can do better
Absolutely BEAUTIFUL work here:
ice.0x0.boo
It's a tracker for the number of blocks. They're averaging about 200/minute right now. 🤣
ice.0x0.boo
It's a tracker for the number of blocks. They're averaging about 200/minute right now. 🤣
January 17, 2026 at 2:37 AM
It’s about 2 a second and I think we can do better
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Frog we don’t have time for this
Toad sipped his tea. “Frog,” he asked, “are you making this up?”
“Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.
“Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.
January 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Frog we don’t have time for this
Trust me you don't want to know what 90% of podcasters look like
As the world burns, let's get one thing straight. A video podcast is just a TV show.
January 16, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Trust me you don't want to know what 90% of podcasters look like
The Cuyahoga ...
Yes the river that caught on fire
No it wasn't actually Lake Erie
Yes that river caught on fire at least a dozen times
It's beautiful now, thank you
Yes the river that caught on fire
No it wasn't actually Lake Erie
Yes that river caught on fire at least a dozen times
It's beautiful now, thank you
The Olentangy, aka "Old and dingy"
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
The Cuyahoga ...
Yes the river that caught on fire
No it wasn't actually Lake Erie
Yes that river caught on fire at least a dozen times
It's beautiful now, thank you
Yes the river that caught on fire
No it wasn't actually Lake Erie
Yes that river caught on fire at least a dozen times
It's beautiful now, thank you
Since they show Chicago Bears fans grating cheese, does that mean the Packers need to start showing RFK randomly dumping dead bears around the stadium?
January 11, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Since they show Chicago Bears fans grating cheese, does that mean the Packers need to start showing RFK randomly dumping dead bears around the stadium?
If you are Matt Lafleur do you even let McManus into the locker room or do you make him just go straight home?
There's no way he's a kicker next year right?
*Browns trade 2 first round picks for him*
Never mind
There's no way he's a kicker next year right?
*Browns trade 2 first round picks for him*
Never mind
January 11, 2026 at 4:40 AM
If you are Matt Lafleur do you even let McManus into the locker room or do you make him just go straight home?
There's no way he's a kicker next year right?
*Browns trade 2 first round picks for him*
Never mind
There's no way he's a kicker next year right?
*Browns trade 2 first round picks for him*
Never mind
I don't often blame an entire game on one player but Green Bays kicker is absolutely responsible for this. He has an entire touchdown worth of missed kicks in one game.
January 11, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I don't often blame an entire game on one player but Green Bays kicker is absolutely responsible for this. He has an entire touchdown worth of missed kicks in one game.