Jairo Z
@bskyote.bsky.social
Surely we did not just pay $8 for a gummy kebab at the aquarium.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Towards A Holistic Understanding of Mom and Dad's Fridge: Organizing Soda Cans and Leftovers in the Age Of Post-Semiotic "Third Segment" Middle Drawers
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Towards A Holistic Understanding of Mom and Dad's Fridge: Organizing Soda Cans and Leftovers in the Age Of Post-Semiotic "Third Segment" Middle Drawers
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Benoit Blanc and Philomena Cunk independently investigate the same murder and come to the same correct conclusion for vastly different reasons
December 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Benoit Blanc and Philomena Cunk independently investigate the same murder and come to the same correct conclusion for vastly different reasons
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the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024
December 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024
Can’t find a respectable bag to carry my laptop, guess who’s about to hit airport with the brothers?
December 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Can’t find a respectable bag to carry my laptop, guess who’s about to hit airport with the brothers?
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"Okay everybody, normal human faces, this is gonna be the one, I can feel it."
December 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"Okay everybody, normal human faces, this is gonna be the one, I can feel it."
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“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
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omg they rebranded ice cream
December 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
omg they rebranded ice cream
Not as yappy today, but it was pretty productive. Took a good stab at the leaves, finished the car, finished a book, tried a new version of my reversed engineered Yuca arepa, and programmed the auto feeder so Siggy doesn’t die when I go meet the rest of the fam in Mexico.
December 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Not as yappy today, but it was pretty productive. Took a good stab at the leaves, finished the car, finished a book, tried a new version of my reversed engineered Yuca arepa, and programmed the auto feeder so Siggy doesn’t die when I go meet the rest of the fam in Mexico.
Dad-core weekend continues! Today we blow leaves, take care of the front seat of the car, install fog light covers, and hopefully get a goodwill drop off in. Morning music is USB by Fred Again.
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Dad-core weekend continues! Today we blow leaves, take care of the front seat of the car, install fog light covers, and hopefully get a goodwill drop off in. Morning music is USB by Fred Again.
Loading the battery feels like inserting a clip, the thing holds like a minigun, and you feed the string by slamming it onto the ground. Excuse me while I roleplay a tf2 heavy while fighting the yard with a string trimmer.
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Loading the battery feels like inserting a clip, the thing holds like a minigun, and you feed the string by slamming it onto the ground. Excuse me while I roleplay a tf2 heavy while fighting the yard with a string trimmer.
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many are saying the child is haunted. this is unfair. you can't say he's haunted just because i've started seeing him no matter what window i look out of, every time just a little bit closer
the snow has fallen such that it looks like a little child, standing on a pile of snow, watching the snow fall
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
many are saying the child is haunted. this is unfair. you can't say he's haunted just because i've started seeing him no matter what window i look out of, every time just a little bit closer
Dad-core Saturday. We’re trying out a string trimmer, organizing batteries, exorcising demons from a car, and maybe picking up some leaves.
December 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Dad-core Saturday. We’re trying out a string trimmer, organizing batteries, exorcising demons from a car, and maybe picking up some leaves.
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Drew the coworker I know the least about for Secret Santa. Polled a few people and they came back with cats, or Riesling. Would you believe I found the perfect marriage of the two? Meet Pink Cat Riesling
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Drew the coworker I know the least about for Secret Santa. Polled a few people and they came back with cats, or Riesling. Would you believe I found the perfect marriage of the two? Meet Pink Cat Riesling
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
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last line is perfect
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
last line is perfect
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Just stop and read this John Paul Brammer piece on Substack. You’re welcome!
Here’s a nibble:
“The color of ChatGPT’s blood if ChatGPT could bleed, if ChatGPT could be slashed with a sashimi knife and if milky fluid could come gushing out of its jugular.”
Here’s a nibble:
“The color of ChatGPT’s blood if ChatGPT could bleed, if ChatGPT could be slashed with a sashimi knife and if milky fluid could come gushing out of its jugular.”
sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...
'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response
Regarding Pantone's decision, and so on, and so forth
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just stop and read this John Paul Brammer piece on Substack. You’re welcome!
Here’s a nibble:
“The color of ChatGPT’s blood if ChatGPT could bleed, if ChatGPT could be slashed with a sashimi knife and if milky fluid could come gushing out of its jugular.”
Here’s a nibble:
“The color of ChatGPT’s blood if ChatGPT could bleed, if ChatGPT could be slashed with a sashimi knife and if milky fluid could come gushing out of its jugular.”
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
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This is a high effort video for a minor league hockey team. I have no choice but to respect it.
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This is a high effort video for a minor league hockey team. I have no choice but to respect it.
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no one is writing for lapsed catholics like @jpbrammer.bsky.social is writing for lapsed catholics
I wrote about Rosalía's "Lux," martyrdom, and our collective gastrointestinal health johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/eat-me
Eat Me
On Rosalía's "Lux" and our collective gut health
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
no one is writing for lapsed catholics like @jpbrammer.bsky.social is writing for lapsed catholics