KB
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KB
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well-versed in the first twenty minutes of Cars 3
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“Want Daddy Home”
“Mommy’s here, is that worth anything?”
“No.”
April 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I can’t tell if they are actively trying to get primaried OR if they want people to just stop voting altogether.
Democrats even *thinking* about joining Republicans to censure Al Green for having the courage to stand up while they sat down do not deserve to be able to generate a single fundraising dollar from a person of moral character ever again.
March 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I love how tender this is.

By Ada Limón.
February 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“I missed you today!”
“I miss Daddy”
February 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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I told my husband, “By the way, we’re rich now. I invested in pole grease.”
February 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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“Audacious.” What the fuck are these people doing.
February 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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"know the worth of my outrage." incredibly helpful framing from @samsanders.bsky.social on this week's vibe check podcast with @zachstafford.bsky.social and @theferocity.bsky.social. highly recommend the whole thing but those first fifteen minutes were perfect for the commute this morning.
January 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Go Bills 💙❤️
January 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
@rayvonowen.bsky.social just did the most PERFECT national anthem on #SNF I am blown away!!
December 30, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Venmo is the worst because with no scrolling at all I found out that a good friend enjoyed my favorite bbq spot, which they are well within their rights to do, but now I am jealous and also mad at them??
December 20, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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If you thought eggs were expensive, wait until you find out how much it costs to treat polio out-of-pocket when your health insurer denies your claim.
December 14, 2024 at 3:26 AM
It’s a “ride home from work in silence” kinda day
December 4, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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SHNOW DUBS!

@FDSportsbook | #SFvsBUF
December 2, 2024 at 3:01 PM
December 2, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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“How long does your daughter nap usually?” “Oh just enough time for me to do one laborious chore and then sit down for roughly 3 and a half minutes and start to watch TV.”
November 19, 2024 at 7:24 PM
I wish I could daydream like I hear normal humans do instead of spiraling about how I got kicked out of Swing Choir in high school for being late. Isn’t there some cozy cabin my little brain can manifest instead of this?
November 20, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Every single month I panic about reading my Book Club book before Book Club and every single month without fail, Book Club gets postponed a week for a conflict. Next month should I just wait?
November 19, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Go Bills
November 17, 2024 at 9:20 PM