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Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · Nov 23

Screenplay idea: 3 librarians adopt a hostile kangeroo that plays harmonica

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Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 7h

You fucking piece of shit.
-me talking to a spoon I dropped

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Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 22h

[flirting with bald chicks]

Does the portico match the dome?

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Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 2d

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna taco.

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 2d

Ernest Goes To Town (on that ass)

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 7d

[taking down one of the 99 bottles of beer I keep on the wall to pass around] “just one tiny sip, everyone. it’s warm, but we have to share.”

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presentdead🙋🏻‍♂️👻 @lacroixboi.dadguy.help · 5d

can’t find a good cup holder for my pogo stick

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Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 5d

Dress code for public restroom: No Shoes No Shirt No Shit

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 8d

More guns than people…

Is it freedom or a national death cult that keeps growing?

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Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 7d

Drunk guy: hey what's the name of that Jody Foster song cut down a tree and made a bunch of toothpicks or something

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 8d

wave your hand in front of the paper towel dispenser except it gives you pasta

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 8d

Me telling my grandkids what it was like to have the polio vaccine

grandpa simpson telling bart and lisa (both in polio iron lungs) what it was like having the polio vaccine

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 9d

Dear God,
Why is there pee after I finish peeing?

Signed,
My pants

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 9d

The Game Of Thrones theme plays as the camera pans to me trying to fight off a seagull with a baguette

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 9d

DMV Worker: Stop staring at your phone while I take your driver's license photo

Guy: But this is how I look when I drive

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 12d

I haven't been this stoned since I was dating Medusa.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 12d

During pregnancy my Mom just took Tylenol PM, so I’m only autistic at night.

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Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 12d

I have a plethora of varieties of intoxicants and a 12 pack of ice cream sandwiches. I will not be leaving the house tonight.

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Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 12d

Oh.
I thought you wanted me to put your phone in the dishwasher.
My bad.

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Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 13d

Food idea: Worcestershire soup

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 13d

Putting buckles on all my hats to get a head start on Thanksgiving preparations.

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Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · Nov 17

My friend and I saw Andy Reid at DFW. My friend was tripping and he said "Hey! There's that Bundlerooskie dude!"

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Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · Jan 9

Had to use a company car this morning so I set the speed limit warning at 23 mph. Because I'm that kind of an asshole.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 13d

Reverse cowgirl so we can both keep paying attention to the sermon

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Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 13d

God bowling the earth

Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 13d

I'm going to start a rumor that if you do the chicken dance and sing "I feel like chicken tonight" KFC will give you a free bucket of chicken.