Dave
@bytesized.bsky.social
Just a guy who likes games and cool things
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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Trump declared Fentanyl a Weapon of Mass Destruction? That certainly passes my “And Therefore We Must Kill Brown People” law.
Which is, American politics makes more sense if you follow every piece of news with “and therefore we must kill brown people.”
Which is, American politics makes more sense if you follow every piece of news with “and therefore we must kill brown people.”
December 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Trump declared Fentanyl a Weapon of Mass Destruction? That certainly passes my “And Therefore We Must Kill Brown People” law.
Which is, American politics makes more sense if you follow every piece of news with “and therefore we must kill brown people.”
Which is, American politics makes more sense if you follow every piece of news with “and therefore we must kill brown people.”
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Just need to read three more horrible things then I can get a good night’s sleep
December 10, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Just need to read three more horrible things then I can get a good night’s sleep
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
I’m about to stream with a friend for extra life if you want to check it out www.twitch.tv/funnersoft/a...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 9, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I’m about to stream with a friend for extra life if you want to check it out www.twitch.tv/funnersoft/a...
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The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
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"To be clear, we’re not anti-soap. But given the skyrocketing rate of chronic illness in this country, isn’t it worth investigating if soap plays a role?"
Authoritarian CDC Handwashing Guidelines
Under the Trump administration, and the direction of Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the Centers for Disease Control have updated their pre...
buff.ly
September 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"To be clear, we’re not anti-soap. But given the skyrocketing rate of chronic illness in this country, isn’t it worth investigating if soap plays a role?"
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning
The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn't a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division
www.thenation.com
September 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...
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Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
August 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
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actually a lot of innocent people write birthday letters to child sex traffickers in which they repeatedly reference the secrets they share
July 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
actually a lot of innocent people write birthday letters to child sex traffickers in which they repeatedly reference the secrets they share
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you're gonna wanna see this
July 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
you're gonna wanna see this
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I’m weak to all types of damage
July 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I’m weak to all types of damage
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It's disorienting living in the Wile E. Coyote portion of a country's life cycle. We ran off the cliff but haven't plummeted down yet. We're just now starting to hold up the big YIKES sign
July 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It's disorienting living in the Wile E. Coyote portion of a country's life cycle. We ran off the cliff but haven't plummeted down yet. We're just now starting to hold up the big YIKES sign
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I'm sorry about your name.
July 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I'm sorry about your name.