Mr. Elkins
@cadeelkins.bsky.social
The Thing
Return of the Living Dead
The Mist
Kill List
Return of the Living Dead
The Mist
Kill List
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.
Get Out
The Honeymoon
Scream
It Follows
Get Out
The Honeymoon
Scream
It Follows
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.
Scream
The Descent
The Babadook
Alien
Scream
The Descent
The Babadook
Alien
October 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The Thing
Return of the Living Dead
The Mist
Kill List
Return of the Living Dead
The Mist
Kill List
@allymalinenko.bsky.social she absolutely had to start it tonight before bedtime!
October 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
@allymalinenko.bsky.social she absolutely had to start it tonight before bedtime!
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I’m sorry but if your students use AI to write papers and you use AI to grade them zero school is happening. You are running together on a hamster wheel
Why even have a brain, any ideas, any ability to express them, any kind of communication with other people, any desire to solve problems or invent anything, any reason to learn, any use for your eyes or your heart, or any reason to teach or create
April 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’m sorry but if your students use AI to write papers and you use AI to grade them zero school is happening. You are running together on a hamster wheel
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The "Jackie Robinson Day background" section of MLB's official press release about Jackie Robinson just notes that he was a first baseman for the Brooklyn Dodgers who debuted in 1947. Nothing about the how, the why.
April 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The "Jackie Robinson Day background" section of MLB's official press release about Jackie Robinson just notes that he was a first baseman for the Brooklyn Dodgers who debuted in 1947. Nothing about the how, the why.
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How to understand the stock market if you only watch Fox News
April 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
How to understand the stock market if you only watch Fox News
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me this morning www.nytimes.com/2025/04/09/o...
April 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
me this morning www.nytimes.com/2025/04/09/o...
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🚨 YEATS: TURNING AND TURNING OF THE WIDENING GYRE EXPECTED TO COINCIDE WITH THE FALCON NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR THE FALCONER, CENTRE NOT EXPECTED TO HOLD
April 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
🚨 YEATS: TURNING AND TURNING OF THE WIDENING GYRE EXPECTED TO COINCIDE WITH THE FALCON NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR THE FALCONER, CENTRE NOT EXPECTED TO HOLD
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60 Minutes found no criminal record for 75% of the Venezuelan migrants the U.S. sent to a mega-prison in El Salvador. https://cbsn.ws/4lC4Vp5
April 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
60 Minutes found no criminal record for 75% of the Venezuelan migrants the U.S. sent to a mega-prison in El Salvador. https://cbsn.ws/4lC4Vp5
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"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
April 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
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Which mindless corporate drone at @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social do I have to thank for this box of stuff they sent me for a satire unit I’m teaching? @bencollins.bsky.social?
I asked @theonion.com if they had any extra print copies for a satire lesson, and they sent me a box of swag with nary an impersonal email response telling me it was coming…
that’s exactly the type of faceless ubercorporate PR I expect! Thanks @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social @bencollins.bsky.social
that’s exactly the type of faceless ubercorporate PR I expect! Thanks @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social @bencollins.bsky.social
March 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Which mindless corporate drone at @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social do I have to thank for this box of stuff they sent me for a satire unit I’m teaching? @bencollins.bsky.social?
I asked @theonion.com if they had any extra print copies for a satire lesson, and they sent me a box of swag with nary an impersonal email response telling me it was coming…
that’s exactly the type of faceless ubercorporate PR I expect! Thanks @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social @bencollins.bsky.social
that’s exactly the type of faceless ubercorporate PR I expect! Thanks @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social @bencollins.bsky.social
March 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I asked @theonion.com if they had any extra print copies for a satire lesson, and they sent me a box of swag with nary an impersonal email response telling me it was coming…
that’s exactly the type of faceless ubercorporate PR I expect! Thanks @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social @bencollins.bsky.social
that’s exactly the type of faceless ubercorporate PR I expect! Thanks @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social @bencollins.bsky.social
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This guy is from Claremont, WV. He’s a country boy from a tiny coal town who served his country in war, won the Medal of Honor (receiving horrific injuries in the process) and this is how he is repaid.
They call him a DEI medal winner and delete his MoH page.
Astoundingly dishonorable people.
They call him a DEI medal winner and delete his MoH page.
Astoundingly dishonorable people.
This is blood-boiling. Charles Rogers was awarded the Medal of Honor in Vietnam after being wounded three times leading the defense of a position.
Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."
Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."
March 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This guy is from Claremont, WV. He’s a country boy from a tiny coal town who served his country in war, won the Medal of Honor (receiving horrific injuries in the process) and this is how he is repaid.
They call him a DEI medal winner and delete his MoH page.
Astoundingly dishonorable people.
They call him a DEI medal winner and delete his MoH page.
Astoundingly dishonorable people.
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i think shutting the government down is preferably to nullifying article i of the constitution
The weeks of performative “resistance” from those in my party were limited to undignified antics.
Voting to shut the government down will punish millions or risk a recession.
I disagree with many points in the CR, but I will never vote to shut our government down.
Voting to shut the government down will punish millions or risk a recession.
I disagree with many points in the CR, but I will never vote to shut our government down.
March 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i think shutting the government down is preferably to nullifying article i of the constitution
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I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.
March 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.
Just got done reading this book and no offense to @stephenking.bsky.social but it might be the scariest thing I’ve ever read. Excellent and existentially terrifying work from Annie Jacobsen!
March 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Just got done reading this book and no offense to @stephenking.bsky.social but it might be the scariest thing I’ve ever read. Excellent and existentially terrifying work from Annie Jacobsen!
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Dusting off my old Oxford English Dictionary and consulting carefully, I could not find "attack friends and submit to enemies" as a definition of the word "strength."
March 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Dusting off my old Oxford English Dictionary and consulting carefully, I could not find "attack friends and submit to enemies" as a definition of the word "strength."
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"Who would have thought these would be options at our suburban high school?"
There are many more of these stories out there. Many parents have been so steeped in anti-public ed propaganda that they are surprised by the reality of their local schools.
There are many more of these stories out there. Many parents have been so steeped in anti-public ed propaganda that they are surprised by the reality of their local schools.
I couldn't afford private school anymore, so I enrolled my kids in a public high school. They're thriving.
After attending private school for years, my kids are now in a public high school. They have access to great classes and are better set for college.
www.businessinsider.com
February 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"Who would have thought these would be options at our suburban high school?"
There are many more of these stories out there. Many parents have been so steeped in anti-public ed propaganda that they are surprised by the reality of their local schools.
There are many more of these stories out there. Many parents have been so steeped in anti-public ed propaganda that they are surprised by the reality of their local schools.
Incredible pun work here
Try to get a post at the Department of the Posterior
February 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Incredible pun work here
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Brilliant protest. Yosemite National Park workers hung an upside-down American flag — traditionally a symbol of distress or a national threat — thousands of feet off the ground on the side of El Capitan.
February 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Brilliant protest. Yosemite National Park workers hung an upside-down American flag — traditionally a symbol of distress or a national threat — thousands of feet off the ground on the side of El Capitan.
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CSPAN Caller from West Virginia: I’m a diabetic and I’m on Medicare. When Biden was in there, my insulin was $6 for a 28 day supply. I just went to CVS, it went back up to $80…
February 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
CSPAN Caller from West Virginia: I’m a diabetic and I’m on Medicare. When Biden was in there, my insulin was $6 for a 28 day supply. I just went to CVS, it went back up to $80…
January 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Excellent offerings, and I would add a personal favorite, Gone Baby Gone.
THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT or KISS KISS BANG BANG
Best private eye film?
December 29, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Excellent offerings, and I would add a personal favorite, Gone Baby Gone.