Caesar
caesarclownsalad.bsky.social
Caesar
@caesarclownsalad.bsky.social
Somehow got this lmao

He/him
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The corporate media continues to minimize elite complicity in this administration’s cruel policies. This is not a nameless Ninja Turtle. This is Michaelangelo. Name and shame these guys!
Vanilla Ice performing with a dancing Ninja Turtle at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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Literally this year the MN Speaker was murdered at her home when a white male MAGA chud dressed up as a fake cop & killed her

Now mere months later, MAGAs are shocked that daycare operators in MN wouldn't open doors for white male MAGA chuds dressed up as fake journalists, demanding access to kids😐
December 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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3. Revelation 6:7 [Top Ten Worst of 2025]

This isn't even my joke, I stole it from my buddy Kevin, but it's just so fucking funny. I can't stop laughing at it. Look at it
December 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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This is it, nature’s friendliest looking creature
December 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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You know, there are so many of these stories, and I think it's mostly because journalists largely see politics as a team sports game or a way to social climb and don't understand people who see it as a reflection of their values.
December 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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True. Also deeply cynical for NPR to use a couple where the woman is the conservative one. That was on purpose.
December 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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EXACTLY! This isn’t the 90’s where you date someone who has different ideas about tax policy. A relationship (or marriage) will never work between a girl who has self respect, an education and goals and a guy who idolizes Nick Fuentes and Andrew Tate and agrees with their views.
December 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Wrote about slop, extending some recent thoughts from the good @maxread.info
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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good piece with an incidental insanely brutal takedown of klein
December 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Reasons I am glad I am no longer on Twitter
If you want to see what the main use case for AI is to the average consumer, open Twitter, go to the @grok account and click on the "Media" tab
December 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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The GOP’s midterm strategy is literally just Comet Pizza
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
December 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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🚂🦉
December 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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evangelicals might be the largest grifters to ever exist in human history lol
December 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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genuinely boggles my mind transphobes post about how much they hate trans people every single day. their blood pressures gotta be crazy
December 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Should also add that right before she quit, Marjorie Taylor Greene passed a bill through the House to ban gender-affirming care for minors. She is not a moderate. She is still super right wing. She just felt Trump no longer could accomplish her goals.
“Our side has been trained by Donald Trump to never apologize and to never admit when you’re wrong.” Read the inside story of how Marjorie Taylor Greene went from zealous Trump cheerleader to his loudest Republican critic: nyti.ms/3Lbzi88
December 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results

that human element elevates the work
Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day
December 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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"Hello, I am Elon Musk, and I am requesting pictures of your children." [click, dial tone]
December 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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How are you gonna see grandma fighting with dementia and jump in the fight on the side of dementia?!
December 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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These people are gutter trash.
JD Vance: "They are not sending their best. Omar Fateh was Ilehan [sic] Omar's candidate for mayor of Mogadishu-- I mean Minneapolis. Little Freudian slip there."
December 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM