Caligula Festivus Mgmt.
@caligulacapital.bsky.social
Headquarters: In Fabulous Las Vegas
💰Capital management for the empire.
💰Skeet on econ, finance & capital markets.
💰Account is satire and marked as such for dissidents.(NO POSTS ON THIS ACCOUNT ARE FINANCIAL ADVICE)
(he/him/caligula/emperor/whatevs)
💰Capital management for the empire.
💰Skeet on econ, finance & capital markets.
💰Account is satire and marked as such for dissidents.(NO POSTS ON THIS ACCOUNT ARE FINANCIAL ADVICE)
(he/him/caligula/emperor/whatevs)
Pinned
waiting for america to notice the economy is controlled by a man with a crypto meme and experience in reality TV.
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BUT HUNTER'S LAPTOP
New reporting says Don Jr. directly facilitated the pardon of a crypto whale who had promoted the Trump's family crypto. Jr. brought the pardon lawyer to the White House, and introduced him directly to his Dad. Pardon occurred right after. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/pardon-the...
December 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
BUT HUNTER'S LAPTOP
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remember the golden rule
bsky discourse doesn't matter and has very little to no bearing on reality
bsky discourse doesn't matter and has very little to no bearing on reality
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
remember the golden rule
bsky discourse doesn't matter and has very little to no bearing on reality
bsky discourse doesn't matter and has very little to no bearing on reality
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Being nice and normal is an act of rebellion against the government now. They can't stand it. They're the angry guy from the meme
December 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Being nice and normal is an act of rebellion against the government now. They can't stand it. They're the angry guy from the meme
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Trump frustrated at never-ending Epstein saga, calls on DOJ to release names of only Dems connected to Epstein to “embarrass them” and suggests that despite legal requirement to release everything, DOJ should consider saying “no more.”
December 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Trump frustrated at never-ending Epstein saga, calls on DOJ to release names of only Dems connected to Epstein to “embarrass them” and suggests that despite legal requirement to release everything, DOJ should consider saying “no more.”
Fast Avatar: 2 Furious
avatar 6: sugar and spice
December 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Fast Avatar: 2 Furious
wtf is happening? (JK, its the decline of the US led financial order)
Silver overtakes the British Pound as the World's 11th most valuable asset
December 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
wtf is happening? (JK, its the decline of the US led financial order)
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South Park called it, and it’s hilarious.
One of the creators purchased the Trump Kennedy Center URL address before the name was even changed because they know Trump’s narcissism is in the driver’s seat.
One of the creators purchased the Trump Kennedy Center URL address before the name was even changed because they know Trump’s narcissism is in the driver’s seat.
December 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
South Park called it, and it’s hilarious.
One of the creators purchased the Trump Kennedy Center URL address before the name was even changed because they know Trump’s narcissism is in the driver’s seat.
One of the creators purchased the Trump Kennedy Center URL address before the name was even changed because they know Trump’s narcissism is in the driver’s seat.
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I'm sure the 22 million people whose healthcare premiums will triple in six days are delighted by this news, you inhuman fuck.
December 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'm sure the 22 million people whose healthcare premiums will triple in six days are delighted by this news, you inhuman fuck.
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part-time pussy popper
May 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
part-time pussy popper
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One of my favorite presents ever—my dad found and framed this pic of my mother @sunminkimes.bsky.social at a Seattle courthouse after she passed her US citizenship test in 1981. Like so many of the people who come here to start a new life, she is the best of us—the bravest, strongest person I know.
December 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
One of my favorite presents ever—my dad found and framed this pic of my mother @sunminkimes.bsky.social at a Seattle courthouse after she passed her US citizenship test in 1981. Like so many of the people who come here to start a new life, she is the best of us—the bravest, strongest person I know.
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She was fired for teaching what she was hired to teach. She was fired for doing what she did not do. She was fired for breaking a law that does not exist.
Texas A&M University will not reinstate a lecturer who was fired after a video of her teaching about gender identity in a children’s literature class went viral, despite a faculty appeals panel unanimously concluding that her dismissal was not justified.
Texas A&M won’t reinstate fired lecturer despite findings
A vice chancellor upheld the firing of Melissa McCoul, seen in a viral video being confronted by a student on her gender identity teachings, saying the termination was done with “good cause.”
www.texastribune.org
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
She was fired for teaching what she was hired to teach. She was fired for doing what she did not do. She was fired for breaking a law that does not exist.
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Reflecting on the dotcom bubble, realizing the survivors of its violent pop all became the richest and most obnoxious people in human history (Musk, Thiel, Cuban to a lesser extent), and wondering what this means for whoever makes a few hundred million in liquid cash out of the AI pop
December 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Reflecting on the dotcom bubble, realizing the survivors of its violent pop all became the richest and most obnoxious people in human history (Musk, Thiel, Cuban to a lesser extent), and wondering what this means for whoever makes a few hundred million in liquid cash out of the AI pop
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these christmas lights took over 10 minutes to set up you better believe im leaving them up until february
December 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
these christmas lights took over 10 minutes to set up you better believe im leaving them up until february
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Come to mama, thicc asexuals
December 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Come to mama, thicc asexuals
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Trump confesses.
Donald Trump, basically acknowledging that so far at least he’s losing the fight over Epstein.
December 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Trump confesses.
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clicking "translate" on a tweet written in korean, realizing they are being transphobic to me, and telling the author that i fucked his dad, despite the language barrier and an ocean between us
December 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
clicking "translate" on a tweet written in korean, realizing they are being transphobic to me, and telling the author that i fucked his dad, despite the language barrier and an ocean between us
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No more indicators, the recession is here:
Dollar Tree says of the 3 million new households that shopped at its stores in the 3rd quarter, about 60% earn over $100,000/ year.
Dollar Tree says of the 3 million new households that shopped at its stores in the 3rd quarter, about 60% earn over $100,000/ year.
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
No more indicators, the recession is here:
Dollar Tree says of the 3 million new households that shopped at its stores in the 3rd quarter, about 60% earn over $100,000/ year.
Dollar Tree says of the 3 million new households that shopped at its stores in the 3rd quarter, about 60% earn over $100,000/ year.
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Treason for the Season
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Treason for the Season
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This is John Roberts' America.
The blatant selling of pardons is perhaps the clearest instance of criminal conduct authorized by SCOTUS. Pardons are a quintessential "official act." So, even when Trump takes a bribe to issue one, he is presumably above the criminal law.
The president’s own chief of staff was reportedly stunned by his pardon of a former Honduran president.
December 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This is John Roberts' America.
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my mom: can you please bring lamby so we can put him on the christmas tree
me: who
my mom: the gay pride sheep
me: who
my mom: the gay pride sheep
November 23, 2024 at 9:19 PM
my mom: can you please bring lamby so we can put him on the christmas tree
me: who
my mom: the gay pride sheep
me: who
my mom: the gay pride sheep