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Richard
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Runner (5k 18:37 10k 40:36 HM 1:33:19) Ex-BBC
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Having had a quick scroll I don’t think there’s much I can add that will improve anything.
January 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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In hindsight it was a bad idea to put a child molester with dementia in charge of everything. That’s our bad. That one’s on us
January 3, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Still... he *still* doesn't understand it. Nobody around him, after months and months of him saying this, has at any point just had a quiet word "actually sir..." They're all such cowardly lickspittles they daren't.
Trump: "They emptied out, if you think about it, they emptied out all of their mental institutions into our country." (Trump doesn't understand the difference between insane asylums and political asylum claims.)
January 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
"US stuns with latest war crime"
January 3, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Cat sees snow for the first time in its life:
January 3, 2026 at 11:22 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 7:28 AM
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Hard to believe a FIFA Peace Prize laureate would do this.
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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Good morning to all the "I voted for Trump because I wanted America out of all those wars abroad" people.
January 3, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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Never before seen footage‼️

Tornado genesis of the Clear Lake, South Dakota tornado earlier this year.
@myradar.bsky.social
#tornado #weather
January 2, 2026 at 9:29 AM
I am celebrating the New Year by rewatching The X Files, just like I have every other night for the last month, only tonight I'm staying up later than usual! Happy New Year! 🎉🎊🍻💋
January 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Please quote this with the time you didn't interact with someone famous - e.g. I was standing at a crossing just off Leicester Square when a police motorcade came through escorting a bloody great Daimler with The Queen(her again) & Prince Phillip sat in the back, not six feet from me as they passed.
Please quote this with the time you didn't interact with someone famous - e.g. I was in the same train as the queen, but her armed bodyguards kept everyone a long, long way away.
Please quote this with the time you didn’t interact with someone famous - eg one time I was in Cardiff the same weekend as Willem Dafoe (but I didn’t see him or even know he was there until he appeared on the telly later)
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation
December 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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At the end of every year for the past ten years everyone has been all “haha good riddance 20XX you won’t be missed” and then the next year is worse.
December 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It's incredible, and afaik the only reason to go to Aylesbury.

Bowie played, iirc, one gig there.
December 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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How dads comment on someone leaving the lights on, around the world...
 
5. It’s like the Blackpool illuminations in ’ere (UK English)
4. Are we living in Bethlehem? (Croatian)
3. We’re not in Versailles (French)
2. Is it Diwali again? (Hindi)
1. Was your grandpa Nikola Tesla? (Serbian)
June 16, 2024 at 11:06 AM
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026

YASS
HOMOSEX
PUD

Who am I to argue?
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.

MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA

sounds good to me.
December 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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As the year draws to a close, enjoy that Kenny McLean lob magic again courtesy of @noscoredraws.com
December 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If purchasing ≠ ownership then one might come to the natural conclusion that digital "piracy" cannot = theft.
Buy physical media or acquire files that are hosted locally.
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I just got a new microwave and it has a specific setting for defrosting vegetables. Woke nonsense.
"woke microwave" is this something. did i just create something for conservatives to be mad about
December 28, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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So much this.
I adore my floating ear ghosts.
I don't need to know what they look like.
why on earth would i want to see what the podcasters i listen to look like. those are my friends, the floating ear ghosts that help me do my chores, and their faces are not my business
December 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Where No Naan Has Gone Before
December 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Hot take: As soon as you film it, it's not a podcast anymore.
December 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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we had podcasts done by nobodies for about 10yrs and it was great, before out of work tv presenters started doing them and then it just became tv again
December 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Nothing could better sum up where we are as a culture
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM