Brian DuJardin
@cardio64.bsky.social
Father of two. Husband of one. Former youngest person in the world.
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After distributing binders for an influencer photo op, Santa announces that there is no Naughty List.
July 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
After distributing binders for an influencer photo op, Santa announces that there is no Naughty List.
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249 years ago today, Jesus gave birth to a pile of guns
July 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
249 years ago today, Jesus gave birth to a pile of guns
Which means, thankfully, that I do NOT light up a room
Brian DuJardin is an alien life form with no pulse.
Seriously, why does nobody like Dasani? It tastes fine
June 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Which means, thankfully, that I do NOT light up a room
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Priest: If anyone has a reason these two shouldn't marry, speak now or....
Me: SHE SAYS EXPRESSO!
Priest: Yeah, we're done here.
Me: SHE SAYS EXPRESSO!
Priest: Yeah, we're done here.
June 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Priest: If anyone has a reason these two shouldn't marry, speak now or....
Me: SHE SAYS EXPRESSO!
Priest: Yeah, we're done here.
Me: SHE SAYS EXPRESSO!
Priest: Yeah, we're done here.
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So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!"
And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
June 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!"
And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
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i remember white south africans being stupid and evil but maybe that’s just the mandela effect
May 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i remember white south africans being stupid and evil but maybe that’s just the mandela effect
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Radar, it's Newark International Airport, we need you!!
a man wearing glasses and a hat is talking on a telephone
Alt: TV's MASH's character corporal "Radar" O'Reilly, wearing glasses and a hat is talking on a telephone. He hangs up, shakes his head, and rolls his eyes.
media.tenor.com
May 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Radar, it's Newark International Airport, we need you!!
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SNL is already working on a “Da Pope” sketch
May 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
SNL is already working on a “Da Pope” sketch
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Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
May 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
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RT if you’re a fan of the best team in the American League
April 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
RT if you’re a fan of the best team in the American League
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If going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut then I’m a gynecologist…
April 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut then I’m a gynecologist…
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The best part of the Charlie's Angels opening credits.
April 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The best part of the Charlie's Angels opening credits.
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We are basically the Florida Man of countries now.
April 9, 2025 at 7:27 AM
We are basically the Florida Man of countries now.
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You know the market situation is bad when Fox is covering it instead of a transgender monopoly player.
April 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
You know the market situation is bad when Fox is covering it instead of a transgender monopoly player.
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And the Michelin Man removed the tire from his waist and gave it to them, saying, “Take this and drive; for this is my body.”
April 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
And the Michelin Man removed the tire from his waist and gave it to them, saying, “Take this and drive; for this is my body.”
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How I will sleep knowing Wisconsin made Elon’s bitch ass cry
April 2, 2025 at 7:30 AM
How I will sleep knowing Wisconsin made Elon’s bitch ass cry
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"oh really? Cory Booker can speak passionately for over 24 straight hours on the Senate floor and never stumble but you went to work for a few hours and now you're 'too tired' to go get a drink with me??"
-how I'm going to be annoying to my friends going forward
-how I'm going to be annoying to my friends going forward
April 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
"oh really? Cory Booker can speak passionately for over 24 straight hours on the Senate floor and never stumble but you went to work for a few hours and now you're 'too tired' to go get a drink with me??"
-how I'm going to be annoying to my friends going forward
-how I'm going to be annoying to my friends going forward
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BATMAN'S FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF
• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance
• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance
May 11, 2023 at 5:06 PM
BATMAN'S FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF
• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance
• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance