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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
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An American who moved his family to Russia to avoid LGBTQ+ “indoctrination” is being sent to the front lines despite being assured he would serve in a non-combat role.
Dad Moved Fam to Russia to Flee Woke—Now He’s on Front Line
Derek Huffman, 46, joined the military with hopes of becoming a Russian citizen. His wife said he was duped into a combat role.
trib.al
July 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
An American who moved his family to Russia to avoid LGBTQ+ “indoctrination” is being sent to the front lines despite being assured he would serve in a non-combat role.
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MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House
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MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House
SAN DIEGO—Shocked by the Immigration and Customs Enforcement raids affecting her very own community, local 43-year-old Jillian Beamer told reporters Monday she had assumed President Donald Trump would only deport people on the list she mailed to the White House. “With all of these deportations going on, I can’t help but feel like he’s breaking […]
theonion.com
June 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House
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But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
March 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
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‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
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If the Democrats were able to convey any messages last night, they began with "what the hell are we even doing here" and ended with "nothing."
Ping-Pong Paddles to a Gun Fight - Truthdig
The Democrats had a chance to do something bold last night. Almost all of them blew it.
www.truthdig.com
March 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
If the Democrats were able to convey any messages last night, they began with "what the hell are we even doing here" and ended with "nothing."
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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
February 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
Could a presidential administration get rid of the NTSB?
January 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Could a presidential administration get rid of the NTSB?
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trump will be the next reagan in the sense that in 30 years every time you notice some horrible defect in society you'll do some quick research and trace it back to trump
November 11, 2024 at 1:40 PM
trump will be the next reagan in the sense that in 30 years every time you notice some horrible defect in society you'll do some quick research and trace it back to trump
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This story begins with a patient learning he'd endured a decade of dangerous treatments for stage 4 lung cancer that his oncologist never confirmed was actually present.
It only gets more outrageous (and enraging) from there.
New, from @davidmcswane.bsky.social + @propublica.org
It only gets more outrageous (and enraging) from there.
New, from @davidmcswane.bsky.social + @propublica.org
A Hospital Helped a Beloved Doctor’s Practice Flourish Even as It Suspected He Was Hurting Patients
Hailed as a savior upon his arrival in Helena, Dr. Thomas C. Weiner became a favorite of patients and his hospital’s highest earner. As the myth surrounding the high-profile oncologist grew, so did th...
www.propublica.org
December 7, 2024 at 10:09 AM
This story begins with a patient learning he'd endured a decade of dangerous treatments for stage 4 lung cancer that his oncologist never confirmed was actually present.
It only gets more outrageous (and enraging) from there.
New, from @davidmcswane.bsky.social + @propublica.org
It only gets more outrageous (and enraging) from there.
New, from @davidmcswane.bsky.social + @propublica.org
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Dr. Tony Ogburn created an ob-gyn clinic in the Rio Grande Valley to provide maternal care to an underserved community. After S.B. 8 passed, Ogburn told his colleagues, “The standard of care can now be construed as a felony.”
The Texas Ob-Gyn Exodus
Amid increasingly stringent abortion laws, doctors who provide maternal care have been fleeing the state.
www.newyorker.com
November 25, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Dr. Tony Ogburn created an ob-gyn clinic in the Rio Grande Valley to provide maternal care to an underserved community. After S.B. 8 passed, Ogburn told his colleagues, “The standard of care can now be construed as a felony.”
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Oddly enough, our best and brightest heterodox columnists have analyzed the election results and all come to the same conclusion: people were mean to them on computer
November 7, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Oddly enough, our best and brightest heterodox columnists have analyzed the election results and all come to the same conclusion: people were mean to them on computer
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It's like the whole damn country is built on a Native American Burial Ground or something
November 6, 2024 at 3:05 PM
It's like the whole damn country is built on a Native American Burial Ground or something
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trump looking ridiculous in his airport garbage truck was REALLY reminding me of something & then suddenly
October 31, 2024 at 7:50 PM
trump looking ridiculous in his airport garbage truck was REALLY reminding me of something & then suddenly
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the Florida government "is quite literally threatening jail time for the employees of stations that agree to run one of the ads for the pro-choice amendment." talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/desan...
DeSantis Threatening Jail Time for Running Abortion Rights Ads in Florida
Florida has become the state where elements of a future second Trump presidency America already comes into view. We're seeing some of these things happening right now in Florida. The example I'
talkingpointsmemo.com
October 8, 2024 at 2:23 PM
the Florida government "is quite literally threatening jail time for the employees of stations that agree to run one of the ads for the pro-choice amendment." talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/desan...
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