Case C. Capehart
@caseccapehart.bsky.social
Pathetic.
María Corina Machado on her meeting with Trump: “I presented the president of the United States with the Nobel Peace Prize”
January 15, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Pathetic.
My son's teacher asked everyone if their family had any specific traditions and he replied that his dad has a Billy Idol Christmas album that we all listen to every year. And I just wonder what his teachers imagine us as a family.
December 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My son's teacher asked everyone if their family had any specific traditions and he replied that his dad has a Billy Idol Christmas album that we all listen to every year. And I just wonder what his teachers imagine us as a family.
Star Lord is our Midwestern hero.
The real problem with the Avengers: Doomsday teaser isn't that they brought Steve Roger's back. It's the rebranding of him as Midwestern. He's from Brooklyn. Realistically, it's way more likely that he'd have relocated to the Carolinas.
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Star Lord is our Midwestern hero.
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A woman who blocks your number doesn't necessarily hate you in the same way people who slap mosquitoes don't necessarily hate them either.
December 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
A woman who blocks your number doesn't necessarily hate you in the same way people who slap mosquitoes don't necessarily hate them either.
Waiting for the President's Christmas message to the American people, full of tidings of hate and thin sarcasm, where he extends his wishes for war and derision for all mankind. A much-too-large portion of the country will call this the most unifying and inspirational Christmas message in history.
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Waiting for the President's Christmas message to the American people, full of tidings of hate and thin sarcasm, where he extends his wishes for war and derision for all mankind. A much-too-large portion of the country will call this the most unifying and inspirational Christmas message in history.
In the first year of my first full-time job out of college, I was promoted over a Native woman with 13 years experience and a black woman who was fluent in Spanish, specifically because our clientele responded more positively to men than women. This was in 2010.
this is completely delusional
Guys, victimhood culture is alpha now
December 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
In the first year of my first full-time job out of college, I was promoted over a Native woman with 13 years experience and a black woman who was fluent in Spanish, specifically because our clientele responded more positively to men than women. This was in 2010.
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He’s just like this because he knows that when he’s finally gone we’re all going to celebrate like the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi
December 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
He’s just like this because he knows that when he’s finally gone we’re all going to celebrate like the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi
"We're running out of good ideas."
Who's "we" first of all?
Who's "we" first of all?
December 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"We're running out of good ideas."
Who's "we" first of all?
Who's "we" first of all?
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If the latest Optimus news is any indication, those robowives are just going to be remotely piloted by other incels.
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
If the latest Optimus news is any indication, those robowives are just going to be remotely piloted by other incels.
If this isn't the mother of all participation trophies, I don't know what is.
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If this isn't the mother of all participation trophies, I don't know what is.
Customer: I'm thinking about painting the interior of my house.
Paint companies capable of producing every hue gradation visible to the human eye: Let me show you our "Color of the Year": Basic Fucking White!
Paint companies capable of producing every hue gradation visible to the human eye: Let me show you our "Color of the Year": Basic Fucking White!
pantone just named landlord white the color of the year 2026, WE NEED TO BUILD HOUSES
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Customer: I'm thinking about painting the interior of my house.
Paint companies capable of producing every hue gradation visible to the human eye: Let me show you our "Color of the Year": Basic Fucking White!
Paint companies capable of producing every hue gradation visible to the human eye: Let me show you our "Color of the Year": Basic Fucking White!
Crunch time! I still have 32 hours left for just under 9,000 words.
#NaNoWriMo
#NaNoWriMo
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Crunch time! I still have 32 hours left for just under 9,000 words.
#NaNoWriMo
#NaNoWriMo
Watching Stranger Things last night, I couldn't help but wonder about the fluctuating danger posed by the Demogorgons. A mom is able to hold one off with a busted bottle, but a battalion of soldiers unloading 5.56 rounds into one doesn't even slow them down?
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Watching Stranger Things last night, I couldn't help but wonder about the fluctuating danger posed by the Demogorgons. A mom is able to hold one off with a busted bottle, but a battalion of soldiers unloading 5.56 rounds into one doesn't even slow them down?
I thought this said Colonel Sander's at first and was like, "why is he calling it that? And when did KFC start selling beef ribs?"
I give you the beef rib at Sanders BBQ in Berverly, Illinois. Diet coke for scale.🤤
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I thought this said Colonel Sander's at first and was like, "why is he calling it that? And when did KFC start selling beef ribs?"
Does it count if the series isn't finished, yet? Cause mine would be...
ONE PUNCH!!!!
ONE PUNCH!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Does it count if the series isn't finished, yet? Cause mine would be...
ONE PUNCH!!!!
ONE PUNCH!!!!
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[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
Every other day we find out about some youth pastor, often ones who are passionately outspoken about the dangers of the LGBTQ+ community, who has been perping on kids. And yet I haven't heard of a single bill that aims to regulate the clergy's access to children.
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Every other day we find out about some youth pastor, often ones who are passionately outspoken about the dangers of the LGBTQ+ community, who has been perping on kids. And yet I haven't heard of a single bill that aims to regulate the clergy's access to children.
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Every single woman you know has had this happen to her. Even the goddamn president of Mexico.
Brava: “If I don’t file a complaint, then what message does that send to all Mexican women?” Ms. Sheinbaum said at her daily news conference, noting sexual harassment was a crime… “If this can happen to the president, what’s going to happen to all the young women & women across our country?”
Mexico’s President Presses Charges Against Man Who Groped Her on the Street
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Every single woman you know has had this happen to her. Even the goddamn president of Mexico.
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It's my birthday and you can easily make it better by helping to share my art around🎉
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It's my birthday and you can easily make it better by helping to share my art around🎉
14k words into my Elf Story for #NaNoWriMo as of this evening. It's an enemies-to-lovers story about two elves competing for a coveted role in their village. The female elf, much like @kittybitgames.bsky.social, is also very muscular with auburn hair. She's a bit meaner than Kittybit, tho.
November 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
14k words into my Elf Story for #NaNoWriMo as of this evening. It's an enemies-to-lovers story about two elves competing for a coveted role in their village. The female elf, much like @kittybitgames.bsky.social, is also very muscular with auburn hair. She's a bit meaner than Kittybit, tho.
This acronym sounds way too close to a phrase I'm not allowed to say.
Update #2: Ackman is still convinced Cuomo is going to win, and has proposed Cuomo adopt the slogan "MNYGA"
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
This acronym sounds way too close to a phrase I'm not allowed to say.
Elf Story is at 10,000 words as of last night. It's not even the 5th of November, and I'm already a fifth of the way there.
#NaNoWriMo
#NaNoWriMo
November 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Elf Story is at 10,000 words as of last night. It's not even the 5th of November, and I'm already a fifth of the way there.
#NaNoWriMo
#NaNoWriMo