Case
@casepart2.bsky.social
Oh hi it's me again. @cactuscali1991 on the other place.
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Case
@casepart2.bsky.social
· Dec 27
when my friends don't appreciate my puns, it makes me homiecidal.
Hark! The herald angels sing,
"Uhh can i get a burrito, bean and cheese?"
"Uhh can i get a burrito, bean and cheese?"
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Hark! The herald angels sing,
"Uhh can i get a burrito, bean and cheese?"
"Uhh can i get a burrito, bean and cheese?"
The other site is down, where will I shitpost now? Bluesky is too lovely.
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The other site is down, where will I shitpost now? Bluesky is too lovely.
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Me on Twitter all day today, its glorious:
November 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Me on Twitter all day today, its glorious:
This is me if you even care.
March 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This is me if you even care.
If your thirst trap doesn't involve someone falling into a pit of spikes, I'm not impressed.
March 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If your thirst trap doesn't involve someone falling into a pit of spikes, I'm not impressed.
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A unicorn, but instead of a horn she was born with a toilet roll core attached to her head.
March 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
A unicorn, but instead of a horn she was born with a toilet roll core attached to her head.
Tbh I'm team Snake today.🐍🐍
March 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Tbh I'm team Snake today.🐍🐍
Vodka and French fries are the true way to celebrate my people today.
March 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Vodka and French fries are the true way to celebrate my people today.
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I hate to brag but my love handles are all natural.
March 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I hate to brag but my love handles are all natural.
I don't need whiskey today, I just need to be whisked away.
March 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I don't need whiskey today, I just need to be whisked away.
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Not even one compliment from my coworkers on my irish tapper shoes.
March 17, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Not even one compliment from my coworkers on my irish tapper shoes.
What's the point of this other than just being disrespectful racist pricks? This admin has no rock bottom.
March 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
What's the point of this other than just being disrespectful racist pricks? This admin has no rock bottom.
Sunday scaries? More like Sunday of the Dead.
March 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Sunday scaries? More like Sunday of the Dead.
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Assume everything written here is non-sexual and absolutely just really gross.
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Assume everything written here is non-sexual and absolutely just really gross.
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Let me put this in a way that won't be habitable for another 20,000 years: I'm not exactly the coolest rod in the reactor
March 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Let me put this in a way that won't be habitable for another 20,000 years: I'm not exactly the coolest rod in the reactor
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I’m reliving my youth by not being able to afford anything
March 16, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I’m reliving my youth by not being able to afford anything
I'm going to skip work tomorrow unannounced because I am Irish.
March 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I'm going to skip work tomorrow unannounced because I am Irish.
Lemme get on your algorithm and bounce around.
March 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Lemme get on your algorithm and bounce around.
Hey how do I make that link for the top of my page that shows all my posts?
March 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hey how do I make that link for the top of my page that shows all my posts?
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"Mounting debt" sounds way sexier than it is.
March 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
"Mounting debt" sounds way sexier than it is.
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them: you never age, what's your secret?
me: actually, i've just been kind of sad and eating a lot of toast
them: maybe it's your lipgloss?
me: that's butter
me: actually, i've just been kind of sad and eating a lot of toast
them: maybe it's your lipgloss?
me: that's butter
March 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
them: you never age, what's your secret?
me: actually, i've just been kind of sad and eating a lot of toast
them: maybe it's your lipgloss?
me: that's butter
me: actually, i've just been kind of sad and eating a lot of toast
them: maybe it's your lipgloss?
me: that's butter
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Due to inflation, 5 Guys will now be called Just 1 Guy
March 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Due to inflation, 5 Guys will now be called Just 1 Guy
My trauma is like a bean bag chair, deep-seated.
March 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My trauma is like a bean bag chair, deep-seated.
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Why does that little chupacabra look so rational oh there was a mange outbreak in the coyote school for skeptical babies
March 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Why does that little chupacabra look so rational oh there was a mange outbreak in the coyote school for skeptical babies