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member of thorin's company on the quest for erebor to reclaim the lonely mountain from smaug
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it's actually kinda funny in a way to get to the finish line of curing cancer and having the government go eh you know what. never mind
A tiny trial in New York has shown that personalized mRNA vaccines can provoke massive, lasting immune responses against pancreatic cancer, even as sweeping federal cuts now threaten the fragile labs required to produce them.
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
it's actually kinda funny in a way to get to the finish line of curing cancer and having the government go eh you know what. never mind
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🧪This is how global collaboration of science is supposed to work.
Via @sciencestories.bsky.social on IG
Via @sciencestories.bsky.social on IG
December 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
🧪This is how global collaboration of science is supposed to work.
Via @sciencestories.bsky.social on IG
Via @sciencestories.bsky.social on IG
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Vital Marlowe update: this discarded NYPD barrier has been in the same place for over a year and is Marlowe’s favorite toilet.
December 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Vital Marlowe update: this discarded NYPD barrier has been in the same place for over a year and is Marlowe’s favorite toilet.
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Someone really said dump a Caesar salad on a pizza. Shits so good
December 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Someone really said dump a Caesar salad on a pizza. Shits so good
So much gas
the trend forecasts are predicting CABBAGE as a hot thing for 2026 so a) we’re ahead of the curve as usual at the yarn shop b) it does not appear that the economy is going to get better
December 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
So much gas
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my most American trait is that while I certainly can appreciate soccer and other "non-American" sports -- and pretty, fun ones like figure skating! -- I enjoy being "constantly stimulated" and "assaulted from all senses." Give me pro-wrestling and a rowdy audience and loud music and I'm at home
American sports thinks that the audience has to be constantly stimulated and assaulted from all senses. It’s really ridiculous going to sporting events and realizing that there’s not one moment where you’re not being overwhelmed by something.
Think my oldest person belief is "you don't always need to blast music in between the action at a sporting event"
December 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
my most American trait is that while I certainly can appreciate soccer and other "non-American" sports -- and pretty, fun ones like figure skating! -- I enjoy being "constantly stimulated" and "assaulted from all senses." Give me pro-wrestling and a rowdy audience and loud music and I'm at home
date night at the comedy club
December 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
date night at the comedy club
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I would like to understand the pathology of the guy in front of me at the coffee shop who just picked up a decaf Americano
December 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I would like to understand the pathology of the guy in front of me at the coffee shop who just picked up a decaf Americano
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I am barely through the first part of the Jessica Mitford biography, but I must note that her fascist sister Unity -- the one who attempted suicide when England and Germany went to war -- was born in Swastika, Ontario
December 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I am barely through the first part of the Jessica Mitford biography, but I must note that her fascist sister Unity -- the one who attempted suicide when England and Germany went to war -- was born in Swastika, Ontario
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8 PM in June: a fine time of day filled with potential and delight.
8 PM in December: the hour of the wolf, wrought with demons and ill tidings.
8 PM in December: the hour of the wolf, wrought with demons and ill tidings.
December 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
8 PM in June: a fine time of day filled with potential and delight.
8 PM in December: the hour of the wolf, wrought with demons and ill tidings.
8 PM in December: the hour of the wolf, wrought with demons and ill tidings.
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Shrimp boys touch butts
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Shrimp boys touch butts
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Having too much money removes natural resistance from people's lives, literally causing their brains to atrophy
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Having too much money removes natural resistance from people's lives, literally causing their brains to atrophy
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She voted for hepatitis?
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
She voted for hepatitis?
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I love that the implication is the three wise men didn't follow a star but instead followed a giant ghostly Kevin Costner to the manger.
Folks you may have been baffled by the “Kevin Costner presents the first Christmas” ad you just saw on ABC
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
December 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I love that the implication is the three wise men didn't follow a star but instead followed a giant ghostly Kevin Costner to the manger.
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Imagine thinking a measly $1250 is an improvement over adequate healthcare and safety nets.
That doesn't even cover diapers and daycare for a month.
That doesn't even cover diapers and daycare for a month.
Could $1,000 “Trump Accounts” for newborns, plus an additional $250 for some children 10 and under, convince Americans to have more kids?
They may not, but supporters say the accounts show the government is dedicating attention to children.
Read more: on.wsj.com/3MeSfHk
They may not, but supporters say the accounts show the government is dedicating attention to children.
Read more: on.wsj.com/3MeSfHk
December 6, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Imagine thinking a measly $1250 is an improvement over adequate healthcare and safety nets.
That doesn't even cover diapers and daycare for a month.
That doesn't even cover diapers and daycare for a month.
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Relatable king.
December 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Relatable king.
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Wake up, babe, new favorite animal just dropped
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Wake up, babe, new favorite animal just dropped
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreidpnqgypmc6oppofjfzndjgcuxavuzord76sblkc32n6opdjmyadm@jpeg)
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me: [reads "EBOO"]
me: ah yes, extra birgin olive oil
me: ah yes, extra birgin olive oil
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
me: [reads "EBOO"]
me: ah yes, extra birgin olive oil
me: ah yes, extra birgin olive oil
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A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
@shelleyelwood.bsky.social have you watched grantchester
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
@shelleyelwood.bsky.social have you watched grantchester
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Trump just pardoned ANOTHER alleged white collar crook — live entertainment executive Timothy Leiweke — who was indicted by Trump's own DOJ this past July for conspiring to rig a bidding process.
A new Golden Age for corporate crimes.
A new Golden Age for corporate crimes.
December 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Trump just pardoned ANOTHER alleged white collar crook — live entertainment executive Timothy Leiweke — who was indicted by Trump's own DOJ this past July for conspiring to rig a bidding process.
A new Golden Age for corporate crimes.
A new Golden Age for corporate crimes.