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Nick Sirianni learned no lessons at all from the Broncos and Cowboys losses.
December 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Nick Sirianni learned no lessons at all from the Broncos and Cowboys losses.
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Definitely show 5 replays of the crazy sideline head coach without showing any replays of the thing he's mad about that's broadcast 101 hold on here's a Portnoy graphic
December 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Definitely show 5 replays of the crazy sideline head coach without showing any replays of the thing he's mad about that's broadcast 101 hold on here's a Portnoy graphic
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Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ https://theonion.com/nick-sirianni-to-eagles-fans-i-hate-all-of-you-fuck-you/
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ https://theonion.com/nick-sirianni-to-eagles-fans-i-hate-all-of-you-fuck-you/
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Dallas can still make the playoffs if Mike Pence has the courage.
December 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Dallas can still make the playoffs if Mike Pence has the courage.
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He just wants to get some hotel sleep and 10 minutes of quiet
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
He just wants to get some hotel sleep and 10 minutes of quiet
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![old tweet from me
ME, AN EAGLES FAN: the eagles stink
YOU, NOT AN EAGLES FAN: yeah they’re having a rough year
ME, AN EAGLES FAN: [suddenly simmering with rage] you… come into MY home… and you DISRESPECT the philadelphia eagles?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:azi27f6jdow5l62hutaofpon/bafkreiekbg2kurbbeyoffv6zuzpwchb73mhthv626pewqxm7nthtoo37ma@jpeg)
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Baylor's AD redefining the term "bag fumble"
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Baylor's AD redefining the term "bag fumble"
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The true beauty of Philadelphia is that it’s perfectly cosmically balanced. The universe will never let us experience any amount of success without equivalent suffering.
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The true beauty of Philadelphia is that it’s perfectly cosmically balanced. The universe will never let us experience any amount of success without equivalent suffering.
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HES TOO SMALL FOR THE NFL
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
HES TOO SMALL FOR THE NFL
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wild stat of the day: by wins, the 2025 colorado rockies are twice as good as last year's super bowl champion philadelphia eagles
September 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
wild stat of the day: by wins, the 2025 colorado rockies are twice as good as last year's super bowl champion philadelphia eagles
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only one way to settle this argument: line up mike greenberg across from jordan mailata and snap the ball
September 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
only one way to settle this argument: line up mike greenberg across from jordan mailata and snap the ball
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Perfect Hurts game because he absolutely mega-cooked the Cowboys in the first half, was unambiguously the reason the team won, and the passing game looked sufficiently disjointed after the rain delay that dopes can pretend he's not one of the 5 best QBs in the league.
September 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Perfect Hurts game because he absolutely mega-cooked the Cowboys in the first half, was unambiguously the reason the team won, and the passing game looked sufficiently disjointed after the rain delay that dopes can pretend he's not one of the 5 best QBs in the league.
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how your email finds me
September 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
how your email finds me
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Special teams coaching at its finest
September 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Special teams coaching at its finest
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And that's why Bob is VP of marketing
Bob Clark, VP of marketing for Herr Foods, Inc., said the company was surprised to see it was mentioned in the press.
“While we can’t speak to the details of the story,” he said, “we can confirm that our Sour Cream & Onion flavor is money.”
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/21/w...
“While we can’t speak to the details of the story,” he said, “we can confirm that our Sour Cream & Onion flavor is money.”
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/21/w...
The Chips Fall as Rivals Fry the Mayor
The jokes and jabs are flying as Eric Adams’ closest aides was slapped with new criminal charges the day after another of his longtime allies offered a reporter cash inside a potato chip bag.
www.thecity.nyc
August 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
And that's why Bob is VP of marketing
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Joe Burrow showing up to throw 123 yards in 10 passes in the preseason opener.
August 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Joe Burrow showing up to throw 123 yards in 10 passes in the preseason opener.
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I think you can recognize that a lot of these hits should never happen in football again and also that Brian Dawkins is one of the coolest cartoon players to ever do it
August 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I think you can recognize that a lot of these hits should never happen in football again and also that Brian Dawkins is one of the coolest cartoon players to ever do it
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if my team won the Super Bowl because we were so good at running the most basic play possible that they had to ban it, I would not stop talking about it until the day I died. Congratulations to Eagles fans everywhere, your team defeated football
May 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
if my team won the Super Bowl because we were so good at running the most basic play possible that they had to ban it, I would not stop talking about it until the day I died. Congratulations to Eagles fans everywhere, your team defeated football
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me and the boys celebrating rory winning the masters
April 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
me and the boys celebrating rory winning the masters
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Unfortunately due to the tariff postponement I, a straight man, will now be forced to be gay for the next three months.
April 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Unfortunately due to the tariff postponement I, a straight man, will now be forced to be gay for the next three months.
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