Chet Breakfast
@chetbreakfast.bsky.social
inventor of head cancelling headphones
Saint Paul, MN
Saint Paul, MN
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The best & most cost efficient way to solve the illegal immigration problem is fining employers & landlords to the point it's no longer profitable to house and employ them, but then we'd have to admit how much of our economy runs on cheap undocumented labor. So we treat the symptom, not the cause.
January 16, 2026 at 11:34 PM
The best & most cost efficient way to solve the illegal immigration problem is fining employers & landlords to the point it's no longer profitable to house and employ them, but then we'd have to admit how much of our economy runs on cheap undocumented labor. So we treat the symptom, not the cause.
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This is the other thing about all this. It's not like there's a big, substantive affordability platform Democrats have all agreed on that we're supposed to be choosing instead of immigration, Trump's abuses of power and all the rest. People are just saying the word "affordability" right now.
what bills to bring prices down do you have drafted up chuck
January 15, 2026 at 6:28 PM
This is the other thing about all this. It's not like there's a big, substantive affordability platform Democrats have all agreed on that we're supposed to be choosing instead of immigration, Trump's abuses of power and all the rest. People are just saying the word "affordability" right now.
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you ever notice it's all "what to talk about" and "how to talk about it" with these guys. never "what to do"
Schumer as a major American metro is being brutally occupied by Trump goons: "The affordability crisis will be our focus throughout 2026 because that's what the American people are demanding"
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
you ever notice it's all "what to talk about" and "how to talk about it" with these guys. never "what to do"
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what bills to bring prices down do you have drafted up chuck
January 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
what bills to bring prices down do you have drafted up chuck
@mccollum.house.gov I'm a constituent--do you have an explanation for this? 22 Republicans voted against!
The House voted 341 to 79 to fund Trump's war-mongering foreign policy agenda.
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
January 15, 2026 at 12:22 AM
@mccollum.house.gov I'm a constituent--do you have an explanation for this? 22 Republicans voted against!
"livin the dream" immediate wellness check
Check in on your MN friends. Ask how they're doing. If they say:
"Pretty good, you?" They're probably ok.
"Just fine, howryou?" They're struggling, exhausted, hanging on but close to the edge.
"Oh, doin ok" Send help. The situation is desperate.
"Pretty good, you?" They're probably ok.
"Just fine, howryou?" They're struggling, exhausted, hanging on but close to the edge.
"Oh, doin ok" Send help. The situation is desperate.
January 13, 2026 at 3:28 AM
"livin the dream" immediate wellness check
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i think it's time for mayors to start making more aggressive wagers when their teams are playing each other in the postseason. WHEN THE JAGUARS WIN, YOU WILL SEND US EVERY FIRE TRUCK IN YOUR POSSESSION AND SEVEN OF YOUR STRONGEST CHILDREN.
January 9, 2026 at 6:48 PM
i think it's time for mayors to start making more aggressive wagers when their teams are playing each other in the postseason. WHEN THE JAGUARS WIN, YOU WILL SEND US EVERY FIRE TRUCK IN YOUR POSSESSION AND SEVEN OF YOUR STRONGEST CHILDREN.
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everybody I know gettin this sweatshirt for xmas
December 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
everybody I know gettin this sweatshirt for xmas
I am very sick of watching Rich Bisaccia coached special teams. No good plays, 50% error rate.
December 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I am very sick of watching Rich Bisaccia coached special teams. No good plays, 50% error rate.
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8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
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This is funny because, of course, God did NOT create women that way if you take a literal reading of the Book of Genesis Chapter 2. God looked at Adam, realized the fucker would hang himself from a tree without a social companion and plucked out one of Adam's ribs to make Eve.
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This is funny because, of course, God did NOT create women that way if you take a literal reading of the Book of Genesis Chapter 2. God looked at Adam, realized the fucker would hang himself from a tree without a social companion and plucked out one of Adam's ribs to make Eve.
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A divorce of cybertrucks
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
A divorce of cybertrucks
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i grew up in vegas. even out by what was then the bare desert, the light from paradise was bright enough that the planets were barely ever visible, easy enough to confuse for airplanes. i grew up on an earth with an empty night sky - just the earth, the moon, and the dull orange light of the strip
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
i grew up in vegas. even out by what was then the bare desert, the light from paradise was bright enough that the planets were barely ever visible, easy enough to confuse for airplanes. i grew up on an earth with an empty night sky - just the earth, the moon, and the dull orange light of the strip
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AI coding has revealed just how many people in our industry don’t appreciate that for any long lived code the cost of initial implementaion is absolutely dwarfed by the cost of maintenance. So much that for long lived projects we can consider: cost of code = cost of maintenance.
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
AI coding has revealed just how many people in our industry don’t appreciate that for any long lived code the cost of initial implementaion is absolutely dwarfed by the cost of maintenance. So much that for long lived projects we can consider: cost of code = cost of maintenance.
This Lauer kid.
October 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
This Lauer kid.
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
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I'm told that if this game goes to 13 innings, it'll be Sandy Koufax for the Dodgers and Justin Bieber for the Blue Jays.
October 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I'm told that if this game goes to 13 innings, it'll be Sandy Koufax for the Dodgers and Justin Bieber for the Blue Jays.
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hey man just wanted to reach out and say i loved how much you drank at the networking event last night
October 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
hey man just wanted to reach out and say i loved how much you drank at the networking event last night
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Jiminy Glick should interview Stephen Miller
October 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Jiminy Glick should interview Stephen Miller
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not all who wander are lost but I personally am lost as fuck
April 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
not all who wander are lost but I personally am lost as fuck
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Liz Phair is proud to announce the grand opening of her licensed chain of gas stations "Fuck and Run"
September 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Liz Phair is proud to announce the grand opening of her licensed chain of gas stations "Fuck and Run"
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Gonna reiterate my theory that they know he won't be able to travel.
Trump’s paved White House patio renamed ‘The Rose Garden Club.’ The president has been blasting pop music through a new speaker system, just as he does at Mar-a-Lago. The White House called Trump’s new ‘club’ the ‘hottest place to be.”
Trump’s Paved White House Patio Renamed ‘The Rose Garden Club’
Trump’s paved White House patio renamed ‘The Rose Garden Club.’ The president has been blasting pop music through a new speaker system, just as he does at Mar-a-Lago. The White House called Trump’s new ‘club’ the ‘hottest place to be.”
nymag.com
September 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Gonna reiterate my theory that they know he won't be able to travel.