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Chiara
@chiaradesidiare.bsky.social
🦋 #AlaskaSky & not yet popular here.

She/her/hers.

Meg/Glo/Cardi/Doechii stan. I’m not really Ashnikko but she’s the rapper who looks most like me & I ❤️ women w/ dirty mouths & good bars. I hate fascism & I love Alaska & even the 🇺🇸, despite itself.
Am I naïve that I only today learned what felching is?

Also, these are hilarious and only a little worse than what I can tell about her original writing (but obviously I’m not going to buy and read her whole book, which is like 50 Shades of Gray but w/ a decrepit brain worm).
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If I ever get into a committed relationship with a man again, I stfg he will have to be a regular reader.

I just cannot anymore w men who don’t use words purposefully & don’t take responsibility for the impact of their words.

And men who don’t expand their worldview & engage humbly & curiously
December 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Fentanyl. Drug Overdoses, including Fentanyl, are not even in the top 20 causes of death in the USA. Cancer, Diabetes, Covid, Heart Disease all in the top 10, and all have had their research funding cut. They aren't murdering just Venezuelans. However they are killing us much slower.
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I don’t get is why anyone lends credence to these guys. Not only are their ideas so bad and so disconnected from regular life and so destructive and so unoriginal, but they’re also

**so fucking ugly.**

Just absolutely ill-looking. Negative aura, negative fuckability, negative rizz.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Hey so how long does it take to stop having sexual chemistry with someone after you break up, if you care about them and don’t want to stop being friends?

Cuz friends at some point has to mean without wanting to touch all the time, right?

And the recipe? Time + what?
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Justices Rule Everything Around Me
replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
The only good thing to come out of that vile new Lizza installment
people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Once a man strangled a friend of mine non-consensually during sex. She poked his eyes really hard to get away.

I wish the hardest, most damaging eye-poking to every man who does this. And worse.
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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we should definitely welcome marjorie taylor greene to the tent. with her terrifying buffoonery she would be a fine clown. or she could be one of those human cannonballs. I personally believe she would make a very good lion. wait what kind of tent are you guys talking about
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Somewhere a MAGA is writing the most vomit-inducing erotic fanfic based on Nuzzi’s book about this gremlin, and somehow it manages to be even worse writing than Nuzzi’s.
"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
November 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
#AlaskaSky nothing but cuss words & rage about the news of the Mat-Su School District forcing schools to remove Indigenous land acknowledgments. Can someone decent please run for school board out there?

I keep hoping stupidly that if non-fascist ppl move there for cheap 🏡 they can vote better
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I think he’s offered “I’ll give you guys implicit permission to sexually harass your colleagues.” Does that count?
has andrew cuomo offered a single thing he would do as mayor. one single policy. the faintest whisper of a platform. a la croix flavor of an idea. because it seems to me his entire campaign is "my daddy was important and that guy is a scary muslim"
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I’m amazed by what whiny little chickenshits these fascists are, how they’re afraid of everything from non-English languages, the subway, cities, teen girls w/ open cans of 🫘…for being the group that supposedly champions traditional gender norms & dominant masculinity, they sure are little bitches.
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I don’t care about the health benefits of mouth taping,whatever they are. If I see an image of a woman with her mouth taped shut, I’m going to turn away. This is one instance where they have to use men to advertise to me because we are living in dark times where people want women to shut tf up.
October 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It’s now very much fair game to say that DONALD TRUMP IS *LITERALLY* A POOPY PANTS.

For years people near him have shared that he smells like shit bc he’s encopretic. And now his team is just like “well he’ll shit on moms holding their kids bc they ❤️ Democracy, hahaha. We luv encopresis & Hitler!”
Oh, so you saw the AI video of Trump wearing a crown, flying a F-18 with "King" emblazoned on the sides, and having diarrhea all over protesters?
October 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hehe this person called him a stronzo.

Seriously, @andrewcuomo.bsky.social, va fan culo.

U really think Italian-American voters are so proud of the most disgraceful Italian to have ever lived (even ahead of Mussolini & Berlusconi) that they care about this weak argument about their “traditions”?
1) fuck Christopher Columbus🖕🏾
2) This fucking stronzo…
October 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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This is one if those reasons why we need to tax corporations and rich people. Otherwise they only donate to things they are interested in, or that serve them in some way. That is almost never structural repair of failing bridges (unless it is to their house).
WSDOT: we continue to face a "high number of building failures" due to lack of maintenance dollars, with 25% of funding having to be shifted in inefficient ways to account for unplanned failures.

Is this what a "continued commitment to maintaining safe, reliable infrastructure" looks like?
October 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Imagine still believing statements put out by the government that did this to press & humanitarians (or believing anything said by ours here in the US for that matter).
October 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I found myself explaining to a young person more or less how sex before marriage is a conspiracy brought to you by Big Selfish Lover, so women spend their lives thinking “I guess this is what sex is like” & not knowing it can be amazing & deeply pleasurable for her.
October 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I want to say to all the whiny MAGAs upset about Bad Bunny que se joden.

If they want to complain about a Spanish-speaking Puerto Rican artist, then they should walk that walk and never drink Corona or eat tacos or dance a Congo line at weddings or go to a rodeo or eat tomatoes or chocolate or…
September 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
im here you fuckass bitch

(been standing in line all morning with my parents to buy paul simon graceland tickets)
September 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This is the kind of shit I’ve been scared about
September 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Has there really not yet been a “Stand Your Ground” good-guy-with-a-gun-trying-to-prevent-a-kidnapping legal case yet where a bystander or family member shoots an ICE agent (who’s not wearing a badge or showing their face & is using an unmarked car) is dragging someone off?
September 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
OK in full transparency I actually avoided Tylenol during pregnancy but not cuz of fear of autism! WTF! They just made that shit up entirely. I don’t remember what problems I was concerned with,but this autism bullshit though he just pulled out of thin air.
September 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Mark my words — there will now be a not insignificant number of MAGA men who justify beating up their pregnant wives or girlfriends bc of Tylenol use during pregnancy.

RFK Jr. giving them more reasons to blame women for shit they have nothing to do w/ will come w/ blood & bruises & more.
September 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM