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This is art. Hang it in the Louvre.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
NYT Opinion pitch: I Can't Believe the Oligarchy is Only Serving the Oligarchs
October 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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It's so funny how Chuck Taylor said "If the women are gonna be homoerotic on AEW then the men should be too" and everyone in the entire world was like "You know what, Chuck Taylor, you're completely right and we love you very much."
September 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk:

"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
September 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Breaking with convention of having the faces in the camera-facing corner in this women's tag match.. #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky
September 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I don't want @hangmanpage.bsky.social to drop the title yet, but I'm hoping this is the beginning of a series with him and Fletcher. #AEWDynamite #wrestletok
September 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Someone on Reddit fell in love with AEW during FD & I helped answer questions about Dynamite vs Collision and the (admittedly confusing) main event title stip

Welcome to the family, GarlicFlavoredSemen
August 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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social media is awesome you get to slowly get to watch people go completely insane and become worse
August 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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want to be in a throuple. not for love, just the homes i want to buy require 3x my income
August 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Did you know Mortal Kombat is actually based on a Scandinavian church song?

Finnish Hymn!!!
August 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The TNT Champ. pivot at All In is really incredible last minute work by #AEW. You got Dustin getting a big moment in Texas, Fletcher destroying the guy for heel heat to take him out (for what must be a planned surgery). Now you've set up a possible Guevara avenger first challenger. #Wrestlesky
August 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The thing with Brock Lesner is that #WWE made a decision to remove him from the 2k games. They obviously acknowledged and some degree of the allegations. To bring him back now is really just spitting in the face of folks and saying "we don't care what he did."

#wrestlesky
August 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Are people going to criticize MJF for winning a CMLL title? Or is that reserved for Black women wrestlers who do cool shit??
August 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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the jerk store called. they’re running out of you. isn’t that courteous of them? can’t remember the last time a retailer called me to warn me that their stock was low on some high ticket item like you are at the jerk store
July 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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the shining (1980)
July 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Me: *opens fridge*

Both of my dogs: *sprinting into kitchen* oh fuck yes, what we snacking on fam?
July 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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when a child dies of cancer its because god's will is mysterious and unknowable but when someone wants to change their gender god's will is written right here and you need to be forced by the state to follow it
July 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Another pic from yesterday’s ride through #Shoshone territory. That peak on the horizon to the right is Heart Mountain…the site of a Japanese internment camp during World War II… Today’s GOP has not learned much since then apparently. #motosky #photography
July 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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DATE: Mmm you smell good.

ME: Thanks. I use both my nostrils.

HER: I need to see other people
July 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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OH COME ON
July 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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I do seem to remember that, yeah.
July 15, 2025 at 10:36 AM
The combination of "Actually I thought the death riders were pretty good" and "Ticket sales/ratings actually don't matter" takes that are bound to come out over the next week are food for my petty little soul.

#Wrestlesky #AEW #WWE
July 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The sheer depth of story telling. Phenomenal.

#AEWAllIn #YallIn
July 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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JR is going to make some flubs tonight but I don't want to hear it today #aewallin
July 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM