chickenscratchj
@chickenscratchj.bsky.social
Sentient potato with beard writing dogshit level posts since 1995.
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Increasingly we have problems watching movies online. Tonight it stopped playing and when we hit play again it started over.
I went and found the DVD, popped it in and easily found where the movie stopped
I think I'm done. Going to the Goodwill tomorrow and raiding it for anything we don't have
I went and found the DVD, popped it in and easily found where the movie stopped
I think I'm done. Going to the Goodwill tomorrow and raiding it for anything we don't have
January 1, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Increasingly we have problems watching movies online. Tonight it stopped playing and when we hit play again it started over.
I went and found the DVD, popped it in and easily found where the movie stopped
I think I'm done. Going to the Goodwill tomorrow and raiding it for anything we don't have
I went and found the DVD, popped it in and easily found where the movie stopped
I think I'm done. Going to the Goodwill tomorrow and raiding it for anything we don't have
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imagine if this popped up while you were fuckin'
December 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
imagine if this popped up while you were fuckin'
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It's going to take me a while to get used to "2026". I'm still writing "For: the assassination of Shinzo Abe" on all my checks.
December 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It's going to take me a while to get used to "2026". I'm still writing "For: the assassination of Shinzo Abe" on all my checks.
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EUGENE VICTOR DEBS
1855-1926
While there is a lower class I am in it. While there is a criminal element I am of it. While there is a soul in prison I am not free.
1855-1926
While there is a lower class I am in it. While there is a criminal element I am of it. While there is a soul in prison I am not free.
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
EUGENE VICTOR DEBS
1855-1926
While there is a lower class I am in it. While there is a criminal element I am of it. While there is a soul in prison I am not free.
1855-1926
While there is a lower class I am in it. While there is a criminal element I am of it. While there is a soul in prison I am not free.
Her power levels only continue to increase
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Her power levels only continue to increase
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We should have never given nerds money
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
We should have never given nerds money
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She does not care that I'm trying to clean up and put things away
December 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
She does not care that I'm trying to clean up and put things away
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Finished building another gift my partner got me. Don't have my original Gameboy because the screen died on it when I was a kid but I still have the replacement one we got.
December 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Finished building another gift my partner got me. Don't have my original Gameboy because the screen died on it when I was a kid but I still have the replacement one we got.
Also, my partner got me this bad ass hat that a local artist makes out of reclaimed crafts
December 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Also, my partner got me this bad ass hat that a local artist makes out of reclaimed crafts
My partner hooked me up again for Christmas with a bunch of tasty Asian snacks
December 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My partner hooked me up again for Christmas with a bunch of tasty Asian snacks
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Congress passes the I Love Adolf Hitler And Touching Kids Act 2025 by one vote; four Republicans voted no and the tie was broken by the honorable Rep. Gaylord "Moneybags" Corruptionlover (D-TX)
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Congress passes the I Love Adolf Hitler And Touching Kids Act 2025 by one vote; four Republicans voted no and the tie was broken by the honorable Rep. Gaylord "Moneybags" Corruptionlover (D-TX)
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Romy Reiner, Michele and Rob Reiner’s daughter, asks her dad to pay for a BBL.
😂
😂
December 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Romy Reiner, Michele and Rob Reiner’s daughter, asks her dad to pay for a BBL.
😂
😂
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I have a wish list of ONE thing Elon Musk can do to get me to go back on Twitter! And it does involve a live video stream on the platform.
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I have a wish list of ONE thing Elon Musk can do to get me to go back on Twitter! And it does involve a live video stream on the platform.
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The trailer for No Other Choice, which gets a U.S. theatrical release Dec. 25:
December 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The trailer for No Other Choice, which gets a U.S. theatrical release Dec. 25:
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I do not think the right is remotely prepared for the scale of celebration that we’ll see When It Happens
December 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I do not think the right is remotely prepared for the scale of celebration that we’ll see When It Happens
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tbh insanely overt symbolism aside i think it's kind of fun that the statue managed to somehow not dame anything other than itself
which cannot be said of American decline
which cannot be said of American decline
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
tbh insanely overt symbolism aside i think it's kind of fun that the statue managed to somehow not dame anything other than itself
which cannot be said of American decline
which cannot be said of American decline
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we need beloved public figures to step up and die so trump keeps putting out revolting statements about them and tanking his approval. where’s that little hippo these days
December 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
we need beloved public figures to step up and die so trump keeps putting out revolting statements about them and tanking his approval. where’s that little hippo these days
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I just read the new SPINAL TAP book and there’s a moment where Rob Reiner and the rest of the cast ask each other which projects will lead their obituary. Rob was sure “Meathead” was going to be the first line of his.
Tonight, everyone’s teeing off with “one of the greatest directing runs ever”
Tonight, everyone’s teeing off with “one of the greatest directing runs ever”
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I just read the new SPINAL TAP book and there’s a moment where Rob Reiner and the rest of the cast ask each other which projects will lead their obituary. Rob was sure “Meathead” was going to be the first line of his.
Tonight, everyone’s teeing off with “one of the greatest directing runs ever”
Tonight, everyone’s teeing off with “one of the greatest directing runs ever”
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god bless rob reiner for spinal tap
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
god bless rob reiner for spinal tap
What the fuck
December 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
What the fuck
Fucking finally. This started out being an actual fun change of pace. New champions and abilities were interesting and entertaining. However, it quickly just became the same few decks over and over again. A real slog to play through. #MarvelSnap
December 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Fucking finally. This started out being an actual fun change of pace. New champions and abilities were interesting and entertaining. However, it quickly just became the same few decks over and over again. A real slog to play through. #MarvelSnap
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All any Dem 2028 hopeful has to say is "I'll demolish everything Trump built and rebuild everything he demolished. Agencies, buildings, the rose garden, etc" and they'd all but lock a win on that alone. That none have done so suggests they don't really mind what he's built or demolished.
December 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
All any Dem 2028 hopeful has to say is "I'll demolish everything Trump built and rebuild everything he demolished. Agencies, buildings, the rose garden, etc" and they'd all but lock a win on that alone. That none have done so suggests they don't really mind what he's built or demolished.