Chopmunky
@chopmunky.bsky.social
I’m nothing special; in fact, I’m a bit of a bore.
This is Tyrion. This is his chew. There are many like it, but this is his own.
January 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
This is Tyrion. This is his chew. There are many like it, but this is his own.
This is my Chihuahua girl, Buffy, and we’ve just been out and she looooved it 😍
January 10, 2026 at 12:36 PM
This is my Chihuahua girl, Buffy, and we’ve just been out and she looooved it 😍
Old gold: the Essex Dictionary!
January 10, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Old gold: the Essex Dictionary!
Matt Chorley on 5 Live just said “we’re going to focus on billionaires” to which I automatically said “cunts” out loud.
January 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Matt Chorley on 5 Live just said “we’re going to focus on billionaires” to which I automatically said “cunts” out loud.
It’s my birthday tomorrow
January 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM
It’s my birthday tomorrow
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This is the most cyberpunk story of all time.
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
January 5, 2026 at 9:08 PM
This is the most cyberpunk story of all time.
Time for bed…
Not NOW, Silent Singer!
Not NOW, Silent Singer!
January 4, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Time for bed…
Not NOW, Silent Singer!
Not NOW, Silent Singer!
And Wolves have it on as well 😂😂😂
Hi ho fuck off back to the Championship 😜
Hi ho fuck off back to the Championship 😜
…and they sing “Hi Ho Aston Villa” when they win 😂 Admittedly, they’re brilliant this season, but that’s so pony 💩
January 3, 2026 at 2:57 PM
And Wolves have it on as well 😂😂😂
Hi ho fuck off back to the Championship 😜
Hi ho fuck off back to the Championship 😜
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Finally a Brexit benefit !
January 3, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Finally a Brexit benefit !
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Time to deploy the emergency poster
January 3, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Time to deploy the emergency poster
…and they sing “Hi Ho Aston Villa” when they win 😂 Admittedly, they’re brilliant this season, but that’s so pony 💩
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
…and they sing “Hi Ho Aston Villa” when they win 😂 Admittedly, they’re brilliant this season, but that’s so pony 💩
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The US is a rogue state
January 3, 2026 at 7:33 AM
The US is a rogue state
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NEW: Trump administration launches direct military strikes on Venezuela. Explosions reported in Caracas. Aircraft reported flying over the city.
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
NEW: Trump administration launches direct military strikes on Venezuela. Explosions reported in Caracas. Aircraft reported flying over the city.
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“and in other news, President Trump has ordered the bombing of Venezuela”
“Caracas?”
“not according to his doctors”
“Caracas?”
“not according to his doctors”
January 3, 2026 at 8:10 AM
“and in other news, President Trump has ordered the bombing of Venezuela”
“Caracas?”
“not according to his doctors”
“Caracas?”
“not according to his doctors”
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Turkeys don‘t vote for Christmas but british farmers voted for brexit.
January 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Turkeys don‘t vote for Christmas but british farmers voted for brexit.
Cecil B Demille’s Carry on Camping
David Lynch’s Care Bears.
Harold Pinter's 8 Mile
January 2, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Cecil B Demille’s Carry on Camping
Hi, I’m falling into the Norfolk Broads* as an 8 year old
*for our US viewers, this is not as sexy as it sounds
*for our US viewers, this is not as sexy as it sounds
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm toothpaste.
Hi, I'm toothpaste.
January 2, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Hi, I’m falling into the Norfolk Broads* as an 8 year old
*for our US viewers, this is not as sexy as it sounds
*for our US viewers, this is not as sexy as it sounds
OK, it’s a day early, but it’s RESOLUTION TIME, BABY! #DoctorWho
@bbcdoctorwhoecho.bsky.social @whoc2c.bsky.social
@bbcdoctorwhoecho.bsky.social @whoc2c.bsky.social
December 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
OK, it’s a day early, but it’s RESOLUTION TIME, BABY! #DoctorWho
@bbcdoctorwhoecho.bsky.social @whoc2c.bsky.social
@bbcdoctorwhoecho.bsky.social @whoc2c.bsky.social
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I wonder what part of lower bills, tax billionaires they're panicking about most?
Cry harder.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Cry harder.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
December 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I wonder what part of lower bills, tax billionaires they're panicking about most?
Cry harder.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Cry harder.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
