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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 5h

hahahahahahahahahaha

The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 6h

BREAKING: Ash Regan has quit the Alba Party

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trasgernder @gemma.transwrites.world · 5h

If any trans comedians out there wanna get on taskmaster I might know someone who knows someone who could get you through the door....

james @james.claims · 6h

As a kid I would get genuinely very upset that I couldn’t be Hermione Granger / A student at Hogwarts.

As I have aged my upset is more reality-based but no less painful - it’s not fair I’ll never get to be a comedian and invited to be on Taskmaster and come in a respectable third place.

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Phil McAndrew @philmcandrew.bsky.social · 15h

I'm glad these slimy comedians are getting ripped to shreds, but can we hold ALL of the actors who have said "yes" to new harry potter trash to the same standards please

Vulture @vulture.com · 17h

Comedians like Aziz Ansari and Jessica Kirson need to look elsewhere for organizations to donate their Riyadh Comedy Festival money. Human Rights Watch said they ‘cannot accept’ donations from them.

Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money

Comedians like Aziz Ansari and Jessica Kirson need to look elsewhere for organizations to donate their Riyadh Comedy Festival money. Human Rights Watch said they ‘cannot accept’ donations from them.

www.vulture.com

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Phil McAndrew @philmcandrew.bsky.social · 13h

I haven't seen a single article about how Matt Berry or Kit Harrington or John Lithgow or Keira Knightley or fucking Nick Frost AND Simon Pegg have very publicly made it clear that they value a big blood soaked paycheck over human rights

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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · Jun 1

whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 1d

This's dumb if you don't like Juno's posts you can block or mute her, she's not doing anything wrong that deserves getting her posts basically turned off except for those who know how to shut off the stupid spam label filter

spam. oh you mean how this place brags about being able to share your work

Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 1d

I am being targeted by @bsky.app for asking about the safety of myself and other trans users

@tylerfromtheinternet.com
@amutepiggy.bsky.social
@mayawest.online
@gorl.gay
@dell.bsky.social
@ianboudreau.com
@frecksandframes.fans

i am a transgender journalist and should be allowed to ask ?'s

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John A Dracula Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever Godot's not on stage, all the other characters should be singing, "Where's Godot?"

Lux "Nightmare" Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 1d

TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it

One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway
I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way.
What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money.
Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight.
To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.

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ChutneyCaelyn @chutneycaelyn.bsky.social · 1d

God today has been dumb on this site. 😅

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 1d

My single Red Hood issue was the 15th best-selling comic of September, like out of all serialized comics in America. Incredibly funny.

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Lux "Nightmare" Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 1d

TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it

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ChutneyCaelyn @chutneycaelyn.bsky.social · 1d

JUST ONE SMALL PROBLEM ROSE.

WHAT FUCKING CONTENT?!

the page of @heritagefdn.bsky.social (that Rose, the COO of Bluesky, follows) showing it has made no replies ever.

the page of @heritagefdn.bsky.social (that Rose, the COO of Bluesky, follows) showing it has made no posts ever.

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The Paul of Cthulhu @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 1d

Amended Kafka, Esq. tweet

Following JD Vance and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the bus know I disagree with him

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ChutneyCaelyn @chutneycaelyn.bsky.social · 1d

You gotta be fucking kidding me, THIS is why?!

Fuck offfffff.

Post from @offline.mountainherder.xyz quoting a post by @jojofe24.bsky.social pointing out that the COO of Bluesky follows the Heritage Foundation. Post text reads: "Yeah I'm shutting down @for.shame.wtf. I'm sorry, I know a great many of you use it responsibly and in this specific case it is not relevant, but this sort of behaviour is unhinged and I don't want to be party to facilitating it."

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ChutneyCaelyn @chutneycaelyn.bsky.social · 1d

So who's gonna make an exact replacement of the labeler?

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PSX Bunlith 🪄 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 1d

looking forward to the 3 hour youtube documentary about this bsky mod mega crashout thats gonna come out in a year cuz im having difficulty keeping up with this shit lmao

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 1d

i need an evil femboy to call me a good boy and ruin my life wtf why does this train get that and i dont

Haitch Kay 🏳️‍🌈 @haitchkay.bsky.social · 1d

There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much

Anime styled graffiti art on a train car depicting a male demon looking seductively at another man while saying "That's a good boy", with the phrase "kiss yr homies goodnight" in the bottom left corner.
Artist seems to be "Akira BPD"

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june $2118/$3900 @juneever.green · 1d

oh no! my steak is too juicy! my lobster is too buttery!

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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · 1d

new from "for dot shame dot wtf"

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ChutneyCaelyn @chutneycaelyn.bsky.social · 1d

What the fuck? 😂

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Kandy aka Juniper Worshipper @kandyelmo.blacksky.app · 1d

Genuine question: what do you mean by that?

Guyssquinting at someone at the Apple store

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Marcel Proust of Eating Brains @thotchev.bsky.social · 1d

You've heard of snakes on a plane. Now get ready for-

Haitch Kay 🏳️‍🌈 @haitchkay.bsky.social · 1d

There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much

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Mad Science Mutt @stray-mutt.bsky.social · 8d

🌟 Official Giveaway!!!! 🌟
To celebrate the launch of the giant keys, and moving into a new studio, I'm giving away two sets of giant keys w/ 2 squishy paw keychains!

Details:
18+ only! (Will be verified)
Reblog and follow to enter
Ends October 31st 11:59 MST

A set of giant toy keys and 2 paw shaped keychains being held in one hand against a white background

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QT 🔞 @forbiddenqt.bsky.social · 1d

I'm in a news story!

The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Passenger Glued To Airplane Window Like It Fucking 1956 https://theonion.com/passenger-glued-to-airplane-window-like-it-fucking-1956-1832728158/

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