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It’s almost Thanksgiving, which means it’s time to bring up how only one generation after the first Thanksgiving, the colonists enslaved the Wampanoag people and put the head of Metacom, Massasoit’s son, on a pike at the entrance to Plymouth!
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
It’s almost Thanksgiving, which means it’s time to bring up how only one generation after the first Thanksgiving, the colonists enslaved the Wampanoag people and put the head of Metacom, Massasoit’s son, on a pike at the entrance to Plymouth!
If you see this qtp from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
If you see this qtp from your gallery to describe your mental health
Thirst trap but it’s just pictures of exercise equipment and salty snacks.
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Thirst trap but it’s just pictures of exercise equipment and salty snacks.
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I don’t care who you are, there’s nothing quite like a Ticonderoga #2.
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I don’t care who you are, there’s nothing quite like a Ticonderoga #2.
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ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
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The vibes this year gave “waiting for the air puff test at the eye doctor’s office”
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The vibes this year gave “waiting for the air puff test at the eye doctor’s office”
Restaurants should offer the option to have really bad service so you can test out how your date reacts. Does he yell and berate them? Does she ask for the manager? Does he tell you not to make a scene when you politely try to send back the wrong dish? Call it “Red Flag service.”
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Restaurants should offer the option to have really bad service so you can test out how your date reacts. Does he yell and berate them? Does she ask for the manager? Does he tell you not to make a scene when you politely try to send back the wrong dish? Call it “Red Flag service.”
Saving up my pee so everyone else in the ladies room can hide their pee sounds behind the sonic blast of my pee hitting the bowl.
November 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Saving up my pee so everyone else in the ladies room can hide their pee sounds behind the sonic blast of my pee hitting the bowl.
What if the moon is literally mooning us? How do we know that isn’t the moon’s butt?
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
What if the moon is literally mooning us? How do we know that isn’t the moon’s butt?
A funny thing I like say is that I drive like an old lady so I live long enough to become one, but the last time I said it to somebody they were like, “Whoah…that’s fuckin’ dark, man.”
He seemed genuinely shaken and I like to imagine he drove the speed limit all the way home. I saved his life.
He seemed genuinely shaken and I like to imagine he drove the speed limit all the way home. I saved his life.
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
A funny thing I like say is that I drive like an old lady so I live long enough to become one, but the last time I said it to somebody they were like, “Whoah…that’s fuckin’ dark, man.”
He seemed genuinely shaken and I like to imagine he drove the speed limit all the way home. I saved his life.
He seemed genuinely shaken and I like to imagine he drove the speed limit all the way home. I saved his life.
Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
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hateration and holleration in this danceeconomy??
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
hateration and holleration in this danceeconomy??
“Maybe this one will fix me,” she murmured, putting a fifth brand of strawberry yoghurt into the shopping basket.
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 AM
“Maybe this one will fix me,” she murmured, putting a fifth brand of strawberry yoghurt into the shopping basket.
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in life i always shoot for the moon because even if i miss i'll at least land on your mom's tits
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
in life i always shoot for the moon because even if i miss i'll at least land on your mom's tits
Dear future self,
The reason you need to get up earlier is so you have time to poop before you leave the house. If you don’t poop before you leave, you’ll have to hold it in for your whole commute and end up missing the narrow window of easy pooping. Respect the poop window.
Sincerely,
Past you.
The reason you need to get up earlier is so you have time to poop before you leave the house. If you don’t poop before you leave, you’ll have to hold it in for your whole commute and end up missing the narrow window of easy pooping. Respect the poop window.
Sincerely,
Past you.
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Dear future self,
The reason you need to get up earlier is so you have time to poop before you leave the house. If you don’t poop before you leave, you’ll have to hold it in for your whole commute and end up missing the narrow window of easy pooping. Respect the poop window.
Sincerely,
Past you.
The reason you need to get up earlier is so you have time to poop before you leave the house. If you don’t poop before you leave, you’ll have to hold it in for your whole commute and end up missing the narrow window of easy pooping. Respect the poop window.
Sincerely,
Past you.
If you see this, quote the post with a movie you rate a perfect 10 out of 10.
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
If you see this, quote the post with a movie you rate a perfect 10 out of 10.
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formula one but all the cars are the fuck truck from titanic
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
formula one but all the cars are the fuck truck from titanic
Trying to rebuild my life but the instructions are missing and all I have to work with is a rusty multitool and a bag of assorted screws I found in the bottom of a drawer.
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Trying to rebuild my life but the instructions are missing and all I have to work with is a rusty multitool and a bag of assorted screws I found in the bottom of a drawer.
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If you’re going to be depressed, please do it during work hours so you can get paid to cry. Let’s not give in to capitalism, not even a little bit.
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If you’re going to be depressed, please do it during work hours so you can get paid to cry. Let’s not give in to capitalism, not even a little bit.
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*watching a serial killer documentary* i could change them
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
*watching a serial killer documentary* i could change them
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rot is actually good for environments so my soul is enriching everything around me
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
rot is actually good for environments so my soul is enriching everything around me
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Girl i wanna motorboat your personality
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Girl i wanna motorboat your personality
Boobs.
-This message was brought to you by wine.-
-This message was brought to you by wine.-
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Boobs.
-This message was brought to you by wine.-
-This message was brought to you by wine.-
My oldest child went to their high school dance dressed in a cute femme goth outfit and full face of makeup. I asked if they got any peer feedback, “A lot of positive attention from the girls. The guys were all a little weirded out.” I couldn’t be more proud. 🥹 🏳️⚧️
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
My oldest child went to their high school dance dressed in a cute femme goth outfit and full face of makeup. I asked if they got any peer feedback, “A lot of positive attention from the girls. The guys were all a little weirded out.” I couldn’t be more proud. 🥹 🏳️⚧️
A student started hating on the Welsh today for literally no reason at all. But then I showed him the Welsh flag and he was like, “Ok, that’s actually pretty cool. Never mind.” 🏴
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
A student started hating on the Welsh today for literally no reason at all. But then I showed him the Welsh flag and he was like, “Ok, that’s actually pretty cool. Never mind.” 🏴