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Meet me at the McCahons
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Tired: drop it like it's hot

Wired: scream and throw it like there's a spider on it
December 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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can't believe this never caught on
December 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.

Us: Across your entire career?

Reiner: In a 6 year period.

Us: That sounds-

Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Take care online today. Following the terror attack in Australia, please be aware of: explicit videos of the attack, AI generated videos of the attack, any disinformation about the shooting, shooter, or victims. Report anything that seems suss to the platform you saw it on and Netsafe. ❤️❤️❤️
December 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Place Vintimille by Édouard Vuillard, 1908
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137454
December 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons
February 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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No public input, not even any people in the public gallery in parliament, while the government pushes through hugely consequential and damaging climate legislation.
#nzpol
Govt to rush climate target change through Parliament under urgency
The public will not have their say on the Govt's weakening of the methane target, even though it could raise household bills by $270 a year.
newsroom.co.nz
December 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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greatest mural ever?
it's in the running
December 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms

you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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It's time for 12 Days of Medieval Illuminations. Today, 12 medieval zodiac signs.

Similar to today, people believed that the movements of celestial bodies influenced their personalities, health, and ideal times to do certain activities.
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Nevir shal Ich give thee up
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorrowe
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Bish working the phones on a Sunday night? 🤨
November 30, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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dear men: plz find a route to self-actualization that doesn’t run through someone else’s uterus
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:

Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.

If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.

Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I think one of the things that pisses me off the most about this whole saga is that we literally just banned "conversion therapy" in 2022. Things were meant to get better!

And yet through this ban, this government is essentially attempting conversion therapy en masse on trans kids
November 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Doctors and parents should make decisions about what it best for their kids' health - not politicians.
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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This a thousand times. No, I don’t want help putting a meeting in my diary. No, I don’t want you to précis the report I’m reading.

And no, I don’t want you to train on my content including the legally privileged attachments.
Yeah. What Emma Thompson said.
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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had a friend in high school who snapped during an assembly, stood up in the middle of the principals speech and howled at banshee volume IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING SHIT before marching out and I gotta say, not much has happened in the intervening decades to contradict him
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Christchurch's playground elephant: demure, unassuming, shaped like a friend

Oamaru's playground elephant: ready for the next Punic war
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM