Chris Doll
@cjdoll.bsky.social
Hockey, pop culture, politics, music, and other things I find interesting!
@thepressbox.bsky.social I’m sure I’m not the first to send this. But Limp Bizkit and Olivia Nuzzi seems like it’s tailor made for the Press Box.
November 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
@thepressbox.bsky.social I’m sure I’m not the first to send this. But Limp Bizkit and Olivia Nuzzi seems like it’s tailor made for the Press Box.
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If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
October 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
@thepressbox.bsky.social A very regrettable political piss test.
July 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
@thepressbox.bsky.social A very regrettable political piss test.
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There are only three political positions in America today
1) I like the fascism
2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc)
3) I oppose the fascism
The rest is details
1) I like the fascism
2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc)
3) I oppose the fascism
The rest is details
June 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
There are only three political positions in America today
1) I like the fascism
2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc)
3) I oppose the fascism
The rest is details
1) I like the fascism
2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc)
3) I oppose the fascism
The rest is details
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We really need some laws to make sure that if you’re wearing glasses that record video everyone knows it. Legally mandate that if you’re wearing smart glasses you also have to wear a cap with a propeller on it
Meta announces Oakley smart glasses
Meta announces Oakley smart glasses
The limited-edition gold pair costs $499 and shoots 3K video.
buff.ly
June 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
We really need some laws to make sure that if you’re wearing glasses that record video everyone knows it. Legally mandate that if you’re wearing smart glasses you also have to wear a cap with a propeller on it
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"The legacies of radical thought are not yours to cosplay.
We’ve buried mentors and friends who gave everything to this work. They held coalitions together across race, religion, class, and creed... They did not sacrifice so you could embrace nihilism."
Incredible, by @bulldogshadow.bsky.social.
We’ve buried mentors and friends who gave everything to this work. They held coalitions together across race, religion, class, and creed... They did not sacrifice so you could embrace nihilism."
Incredible, by @bulldogshadow.bsky.social.
Op-Ed: You Don’t Get To Burn It Down If You’ve Never Built A Damn Thing
Let me be unequivocal: I believe in Palestinian freedom. I believe in Jewish safety. I believe the occupation must end.
newsone.com
June 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"The legacies of radical thought are not yours to cosplay.
We’ve buried mentors and friends who gave everything to this work. They held coalitions together across race, religion, class, and creed... They did not sacrifice so you could embrace nihilism."
Incredible, by @bulldogshadow.bsky.social.
We’ve buried mentors and friends who gave everything to this work. They held coalitions together across race, religion, class, and creed... They did not sacrifice so you could embrace nihilism."
Incredible, by @bulldogshadow.bsky.social.
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Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.
May 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.
They’re eating the logs.
May 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
They’re eating the logs.
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thank you all for your concern about The Three Stooges reboot. rest assured that we will take care to depict Moe's violence towards his "friends" not as a matter of comedy but as the acts of an abusive manipulator who will face consequences for his deeds
May 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
thank you all for your concern about The Three Stooges reboot. rest assured that we will take care to depict Moe's violence towards his "friends" not as a matter of comedy but as the acts of an abusive manipulator who will face consequences for his deeds
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After months of baseless claims about “extreme levels of fraud” within Social Security, Musk's DOGE has found only 2 likely fraudulent claims out of over 110,000—that makes it a rate of .0018%.
So DOGE found virtually no fraud and made an integral American system less efficient.
So DOGE found virtually no fraud and made an integral American system less efficient.
Surprise! DOGE’s Hunt for Social Security Fraud Ends in Total Bust
Elon Musk and his DOGE minions wrecked the Social Security Administration for no reason at all.
newrepublic.com
May 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
After months of baseless claims about “extreme levels of fraud” within Social Security, Musk's DOGE has found only 2 likely fraudulent claims out of over 110,000—that makes it a rate of .0018%.
So DOGE found virtually no fraud and made an integral American system less efficient.
So DOGE found virtually no fraud and made an integral American system less efficient.
@thepressbox.bsky.social At this point, 90% of my feed is just going to be me sending Media Piss Test emails to The Press Box.
May 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
@thepressbox.bsky.social At this point, 90% of my feed is just going to be me sending Media Piss Test emails to The Press Box.
Who are these people who would rather talk to Country Girl than Sloppy Mustard Man? At least he has a backstory.
May 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Who are these people who would rather talk to Country Girl than Sloppy Mustard Man? At least he has a backstory.
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the first administration had a lot of dumbshits, but this time around, the administration is staffed *entirely* by people who whom would drown in a rainstorm if you told them to look up
Reporter: The president fired the Librarian of Congress. Why?
Leavitt: There were quite concerning things she had done at the Library of Congress in the pursuit of DEI and putting inappropriate books in the library for children.
Leavitt: There were quite concerning things she had done at the Library of Congress in the pursuit of DEI and putting inappropriate books in the library for children.
May 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
the first administration had a lot of dumbshits, but this time around, the administration is staffed *entirely* by people who whom would drown in a rainstorm if you told them to look up
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The Cubs opened a portal to hell in 2016, therefore it becomes the spiritual duty of a Cubs fan to close it as Pope
Cubs fan, per ABC
May 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The Cubs opened a portal to hell in 2016, therefore it becomes the spiritual duty of a Cubs fan to close it as Pope
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Maybe the children will have 2 dolls instead of 30 and maybe the dolls will cost a couple bucks more
April 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Maybe the children will have 2 dolls instead of 30 and maybe the dolls will cost a couple bucks more
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Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
April 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
5 point night for Fowler. A curb-stomping.
April 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
5 point night for Fowler. A curb-stomping.
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Ugh I’m getting so many of these
April 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Ugh I’m getting so many of these
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How is this not an ONN
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
How is this not an ONN
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Van Hollen: And it's also important that people understand this case is not just about one man. It's about protecting the constitutional rights of everybody who resides in the United States of America.
April 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Van Hollen: And it's also important that people understand this case is not just about one man. It's about protecting the constitutional rights of everybody who resides in the United States of America.
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“We have to create space for some imperfect allies,” Representative Sarah McBride tells Hanna Rosin. “We can’t dismiss them as bigots or remove them from our coalition, because then we will have a ceiling of 30 percent on any coalition and defense of anyone’s rights.”
Democrats Need ‘Imperfect Allies’
A conversation with Sarah McBride
bit.ly
April 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
“We have to create space for some imperfect allies,” Representative Sarah McBride tells Hanna Rosin. “We can’t dismiss them as bigots or remove them from our coalition, because then we will have a ceiling of 30 percent on any coalition and defense of anyone’s rights.”
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maximizing lethality by running 10,000,000 conscripted teenagers into artillery (we don't have counter-battery fire since we ran out of shells because logistics is "woke" and "doesn't kill anyone")
DOD civilian employee roles that do not facilitate "lethality" should be assessed for restructuring or elimination, the memo states.
DOD issues guidance to advance civilian workforce overhaul
DOD civilian employee roles that do not facilitate "lethality" should be assessed for restructuring or elimination, the memo states.
www.defensenews.com
April 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
maximizing lethality by running 10,000,000 conscripted teenagers into artillery (we don't have counter-battery fire since we ran out of shells because logistics is "woke" and "doesn't kill anyone")
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I'm seeing grown-ass adults marvel at how high stocks jumped today - they must think their mom actually vanished when she played "peek-a-boo."
April 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I'm seeing grown-ass adults marvel at how high stocks jumped today - they must think their mom actually vanished when she played "peek-a-boo."
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okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
April 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line