Glitch McConnell
@cjsiii.bsky.social
Professional fuck-around-and-find-out-er
Move over, Satan, but thanks for keeping the throne warm. Ozzy has come home.
July 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Move over, Satan, but thanks for keeping the throne warm. Ozzy has come home.
Ryan Coogler got the fever for the flava
May 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Ryan Coogler got the fever for the flava
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro
May 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro
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Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it
March 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it
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After spending a lot of time thinking about what exactly is wrong with the world, I've finally come to a conclusion: it's the people.
March 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
After spending a lot of time thinking about what exactly is wrong with the world, I've finally come to a conclusion: it's the people.
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they put in the newspaper that he got bitches
February 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
they put in the newspaper that he got bitches
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Nihilism: nothing matters
Absurdism: nothing matters, but in a cool way.
Existentialism: freely choose among all the various things that don't matter!
Absurdism: nothing matters, but in a cool way.
Existentialism: freely choose among all the various things that don't matter!
February 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Nihilism: nothing matters
Absurdism: nothing matters, but in a cool way.
Existentialism: freely choose among all the various things that don't matter!
Absurdism: nothing matters, but in a cool way.
Existentialism: freely choose among all the various things that don't matter!
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Garfunkel looks good.
February 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Garfunkel looks good.
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there’s not enough jokes on here
February 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
there’s not enough jokes on here
Coffee is bean soup, change my mind
February 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Coffee is bean soup, change my mind
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Option 1: we do nothing and corporations and billionaires continue to buy our politicians.
Option 2: Democrats get that money out of primaries and go full progressive economic populism, and bet that appeals to American voters.
Something has to change.
Option 2: Democrats get that money out of primaries and go full progressive economic populism, and bet that appeals to American voters.
Something has to change.
February 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Option 1: we do nothing and corporations and billionaires continue to buy our politicians.
Option 2: Democrats get that money out of primaries and go full progressive economic populism, and bet that appeals to American voters.
Something has to change.
Option 2: Democrats get that money out of primaries and go full progressive economic populism, and bet that appeals to American voters.
Something has to change.
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stewart: you guys got anything other than platitudes?
jeffries: nope, in fact here’s one of my favorite platitudes
jeffries: nope, in fact here’s one of my favorite platitudes
Jon Stewart asks why Democratic leaders think they need better messaging rather than better policies. House Leader Hakeem Jeffries replies their solution is "making the American people feel that we understand the pain that they've been in" — the exact thing Stewart was criticizing!
February 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
stewart: you guys got anything other than platitudes?
jeffries: nope, in fact here’s one of my favorite platitudes
jeffries: nope, in fact here’s one of my favorite platitudes
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Under-appreciated person to celebrate on Black History Month: Dr. Lonnie Johnson.
Dr. Johnson is a nuclear and aerospace engineer who worked at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory, and is best known for inventing the Super Soaker.
Dr. Johnson is a nuclear and aerospace engineer who worked at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory, and is best known for inventing the Super Soaker.
February 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Under-appreciated person to celebrate on Black History Month: Dr. Lonnie Johnson.
Dr. Johnson is a nuclear and aerospace engineer who worked at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory, and is best known for inventing the Super Soaker.
Dr. Johnson is a nuclear and aerospace engineer who worked at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory, and is best known for inventing the Super Soaker.
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
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they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever
February 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
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An answer to the question circulating this week about whether to use US flags at protests
February 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
An answer to the question circulating this week about whether to use US flags at protests
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I think an American flag created entirely by black men at the Superbowl is one of the best pieces of art I've seen in my lifetime. I hope it actually killed some folks. And I hope it finally closes the fucking book on the argument that we shouldn't use the flag to fight the God damned fascists.
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I think an American flag created entirely by black men at the Superbowl is one of the best pieces of art I've seen in my lifetime. I hope it actually killed some folks. And I hope it finally closes the fucking book on the argument that we shouldn't use the flag to fight the God damned fascists.
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That “HE GETS US” ad is funded by an extreme right wing org. Using Johnny Cash’s cover of Depeche Mode’s “Personal Jesus” - a scathing critique of right-wing televangelists preying on the unwary - is a spectacular self-own.
February 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
That “HE GETS US” ad is funded by an extreme right wing org. Using Johnny Cash’s cover of Depeche Mode’s “Personal Jesus” - a scathing critique of right-wing televangelists preying on the unwary - is a spectacular self-own.
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I’ve gotten death threats from extremists for writing about extremists. Especially for mocking them.
Maybe you shouldn’t take an oath to support and defend the constitution if you’re going to stop as soon an incel from Fort Wayne sends a misspelled email.
Maybe you shouldn’t take an oath to support and defend the constitution if you’re going to stop as soon an incel from Fort Wayne sends a misspelled email.
Gillibrand on WNYC today said one reason they're all falling in line is that they get death threats.
cassidy changing his tune after what he said on the senate floor is what has upgraded my position from "they are being bribed" or "they are worried about primary challenges" to "they are worried about being murdered"
February 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’ve gotten death threats from extremists for writing about extremists. Especially for mocking them.
Maybe you shouldn’t take an oath to support and defend the constitution if you’re going to stop as soon an incel from Fort Wayne sends a misspelled email.
Maybe you shouldn’t take an oath to support and defend the constitution if you’re going to stop as soon an incel from Fort Wayne sends a misspelled email.
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Trump Asks Which One The Ball theonion.com/trump-a...
February 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Trump Asks Which One The Ball theonion.com/trump-a...
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Ad execs making $400k a year writing a Superbowl commercial:
"What if we put a celebrity from the 90s in it?"
"Okay, but what is the commercial about?"
"Who gives a fuck."
"Good point, let's do some more coke."
"What if we put a celebrity from the 90s in it?"
"Okay, but what is the commercial about?"
"Who gives a fuck."
"Good point, let's do some more coke."
February 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Ad execs making $400k a year writing a Superbowl commercial:
"What if we put a celebrity from the 90s in it?"
"Okay, but what is the commercial about?"
"Who gives a fuck."
"Good point, let's do some more coke."
"What if we put a celebrity from the 90s in it?"
"Okay, but what is the commercial about?"
"Who gives a fuck."
"Good point, let's do some more coke."
Now for the main event
February 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Now for the main event