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i am 30 or 40 years old and i do not need this
i am 30 or 40 years old and i do not need this
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listen up libs, because i've had enough: Alpha Males wear WOLF EARS. fuck. get it right
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
listen up libs, because i've had enough: Alpha Males wear WOLF EARS. fuck. get it right
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okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."
January 3, 2026 at 3:04 PM
okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."
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You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
Vance pushes back and says this was not illegal, arguing "Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas."
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
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It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
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FUCK
I have to go to bed. please have this all figured out by the morning
January 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
FUCK
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Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
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Hopefully this is the year that CNN finally picks up my ‘reverse-Anthony Bourdain’ travel show where I go to exotic parts of the world, feed them Cheese Curds & Hot Dish, and tell them about aspects of Midwestern Culture like ‘driving to Menards’ or ‘driving to Safeway’.
January 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Hopefully this is the year that CNN finally picks up my ‘reverse-Anthony Bourdain’ travel show where I go to exotic parts of the world, feed them Cheese Curds & Hot Dish, and tell them about aspects of Midwestern Culture like ‘driving to Menards’ or ‘driving to Safeway’.
*smashing my glass of champagne on the floor at midnight*
"More like Auld Lang SHIT!"
"More like Auld Lang SHIT!"
December 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
*smashing my glass of champagne on the floor at midnight*
"More like Auld Lang SHIT!"
"More like Auld Lang SHIT!"
i can't remember... Sauron was the good one right
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
i can't remember... Sauron was the good one right
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libsoftiktok is now the third most powerful branch of government after the president and supreme court
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration says it's freezing child care funds to Minnesota after a series of fraud schemes in recent years.
December 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
libsoftiktok is now the third most powerful branch of government after the president and supreme court
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
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Best Red Hot Chili Peppers album imo
Found your Christmas present
December 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Best Red Hot Chili Peppers album imo
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Literally having trouble thinking of an institutional sector — journalism, education, government, health care — that ISNT being run by people who actively hate the work it does
Bari Weiss is the logical endpoint of corporate media. This is what happens when people who hate journalism are in charge of it. The only way journalism works is when it’s independent from the power it’s supposed to hold to account, which means ownership can’t have anything to do with those in power
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Literally having trouble thinking of an institutional sector — journalism, education, government, health care — that ISNT being run by people who actively hate the work it does
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Hi.
Bari Weiss: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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December 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Hi.
Say hello to the dumbest, most privileged horseshit I've seen in a while.
Congratulations to Stephen Macedo & Frances Lee, whose book In Covid's Wake has been recognized as:
⭐ A @newyorker.com Best Book of the Year
⭐ An @economist.com Book of the Year
⭐ A @wsj.com Best Book of the Year
Learn more about this eye-opening book: press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...
⭐ A @newyorker.com Best Book of the Year
⭐ An @economist.com Book of the Year
⭐ A @wsj.com Best Book of the Year
Learn more about this eye-opening book: press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...
December 24, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Say hello to the dumbest, most privileged horseshit I've seen in a while.
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We’ve already paid for AI - not with money, but with our data, our habits, our privacy.
I refuse to pay a cent more to any AI company that risks accelerating environmental collapse. And frankly, you should too.
I refuse to pay a cent more to any AI company that risks accelerating environmental collapse. And frankly, you should too.
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
We’ve already paid for AI - not with money, but with our data, our habits, our privacy.
I refuse to pay a cent more to any AI company that risks accelerating environmental collapse. And frankly, you should too.
I refuse to pay a cent more to any AI company that risks accelerating environmental collapse. And frankly, you should too.
wearing an apron that says "KISS THE COOK" but the cook is the rat under my hat
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
wearing an apron that says "KISS THE COOK" but the cook is the rat under my hat
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"When history is written as it ought to be written, it is the moderation and long patience of the masses at which men will wonder, not their ferocity." - CLR James, "The Black Jacobins"
Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana blames SNAP recipients for not stockpiling a month's worth of food.
He ends his tweet with "stop smoking crack."
He ends his tweet with "stop smoking crack."
October 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"When history is written as it ought to be written, it is the moderation and long patience of the masses at which men will wonder, not their ferocity." - CLR James, "The Black Jacobins"
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This quote continues to rattle me to my core:
"So what you’re telling us is you need less evidence to kill somebody than you do to hold them."
That's Rep Adam Smith to Pentagon officials in a briefing on Trump's illegal boat bombings. As he told me in this piece, they didn't answer his objection:
"So what you’re telling us is you need less evidence to kill somebody than you do to hold them."
That's Rep Adam Smith to Pentagon officials in a briefing on Trump's illegal boat bombings. As he told me in this piece, they didn't answer his objection:
Awful: Pentagon officials told lawmakers Trump now claims authority to bomb people merely “affiliated” with “narco-terrorist" groups, Rep Adam Smith tells me. But under questioning, they wouldn't say what “affiliated” even means!
Lots of fresh info in my new piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2025...
Lots of fresh info in my new piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2025...
November 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
This quote continues to rattle me to my core:
"So what you’re telling us is you need less evidence to kill somebody than you do to hold them."
That's Rep Adam Smith to Pentagon officials in a briefing on Trump's illegal boat bombings. As he told me in this piece, they didn't answer his objection:
"So what you’re telling us is you need less evidence to kill somebody than you do to hold them."
That's Rep Adam Smith to Pentagon officials in a briefing on Trump's illegal boat bombings. As he told me in this piece, they didn't answer his objection:
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![A car about to drive off in a Helsinki suburb
[thrilling music playing]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2qyzeuxbvtcxxqugk3iauhlm/bafkreichztmn5ne3wxs5blolbqhnvafbe6vsrylkkegpfx2udph42uns7m@jpeg)
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Pre-40, I called it "Golden Corral".
Post-40, on a forward-going basis,
I will be calling it "Funeral Buffet".
Pre-40, I called it "Golden Corral".
Post-40, on a forward-going basis,
I will be calling it "Funeral Buffet".
October 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Pre-40, I called it "Golden Corral".
Post-40, on a forward-going basis,
I will be calling it "Funeral Buffet".
Pre-40, I called it "Golden Corral".
Post-40, on a forward-going basis,
I will be calling it "Funeral Buffet".