clankyrex
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Video game: "There's no time! You need to save the world NOW!"
Gamers: "What do you mean you didn't stop to explore the world and do side quests? You played the game wrong."
Gamers: "What do you mean you didn't stop to explore the world and do side quests? You played the game wrong."
January 26, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Video game: "There's no time! You need to save the world NOW!"
Gamers: "What do you mean you didn't stop to explore the world and do side quests? You played the game wrong."
Gamers: "What do you mean you didn't stop to explore the world and do side quests? You played the game wrong."
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One thing I had forgotten about X-2 is how much every character wants to bang Wolverine 😹
January 24, 2026 at 9:02 PM
One thing I had forgotten about X-2 is how much every character wants to bang Wolverine 😹
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Maybe it will happen today
January 22, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Maybe it will happen today
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People think DVDs are outdated but it's the only physical way to watch Bicentennial Man.
Bet they feel stupid for not knowing this.
Bet they feel stupid for not knowing this.
January 22, 2026 at 3:05 AM
People think DVDs are outdated but it's the only physical way to watch Bicentennial Man.
Bet they feel stupid for not knowing this.
Bet they feel stupid for not knowing this.
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Sometimes you see an illustration and can immediately tell the artist has done fetish commissions
January 22, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Sometimes you see an illustration and can immediately tell the artist has done fetish commissions
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My local bookshop understands their audience.
January 22, 2026 at 4:13 PM
My local bookshop understands their audience.
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JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
March 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
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Mid-winter proof of life.
February 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Mid-winter proof of life.
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there should be a word for procrastinating the final episode of a tv show, or the last level of a video game, to avoid the small pang of sadness that comes with bringing a long journey to its conclusion
January 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
there should be a word for procrastinating the final episode of a tv show, or the last level of a video game, to avoid the small pang of sadness that comes with bringing a long journey to its conclusion
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wish my life was like a 90's movie where all my friends work in record stores and bookshops and coffee shops and we see really cool bands in small little clubs and get breakfast together and like hang out on roofs and shit
January 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
wish my life was like a 90's movie where all my friends work in record stores and bookshops and coffee shops and we see really cool bands in small little clubs and get breakfast together and like hang out on roofs and shit
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One thing about me is that I do absolutely suck at listening to stories about weird, apparently paranormal things that happened to you.
100% intolerable “that was definitely a drone” and “you can stop worrying about your past lives because they don’t exist” shit.
100% intolerable “that was definitely a drone” and “you can stop worrying about your past lives because they don’t exist” shit.
December 11, 2024 at 4:52 AM
One thing about me is that I do absolutely suck at listening to stories about weird, apparently paranormal things that happened to you.
100% intolerable “that was definitely a drone” and “you can stop worrying about your past lives because they don’t exist” shit.
100% intolerable “that was definitely a drone” and “you can stop worrying about your past lives because they don’t exist” shit.
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luigi getting caught got me thinking about how i treated you like player two, you gave me a shot and i ghosted… we could have been united if i really cared… anyways hit me back…
December 9, 2024 at 8:44 PM
luigi getting caught got me thinking about how i treated you like player two, you gave me a shot and i ghosted… we could have been united if i really cared… anyways hit me back…
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i’ve been awake far too many hours of this day
December 10, 2024 at 8:19 AM
i’ve been awake far too many hours of this day
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i don’t trust birds. hollow bones? what else do they got going on?
December 4, 2024 at 3:19 PM
i don’t trust birds. hollow bones? what else do they got going on?
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I think Bluesky’s AT Protocol thing sounds neat, but it’s not why people are using Bluesky. We’re here because it’s Twitter 2
It’s like if a Taco Bell cashier said “All our profits go towards building a ring of standing stones in the darkest forest” you’d say “Nice. So I’ll have a doritos chalupa”
It’s like if a Taco Bell cashier said “All our profits go towards building a ring of standing stones in the darkest forest” you’d say “Nice. So I’ll have a doritos chalupa”
December 3, 2024 at 3:53 AM
I think Bluesky’s AT Protocol thing sounds neat, but it’s not why people are using Bluesky. We’re here because it’s Twitter 2
It’s like if a Taco Bell cashier said “All our profits go towards building a ring of standing stones in the darkest forest” you’d say “Nice. So I’ll have a doritos chalupa”
It’s like if a Taco Bell cashier said “All our profits go towards building a ring of standing stones in the darkest forest” you’d say “Nice. So I’ll have a doritos chalupa”
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the problem is i want to play every video game and there are only finite hours in a lifetime
December 1, 2024 at 8:57 PM
the problem is i want to play every video game and there are only finite hours in a lifetime
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What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 AM
What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
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Men don't go "Yabba Dabba Doo" anymore
December 1, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Men don't go "Yabba Dabba Doo" anymore
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Subtitles aren’t just for deaf or hard of hearing players. They’re important for players in loud environments (who can’t use headphones), non-native speakers who rely on text to follow dialogue, and many neurodivergent folks who struggle to focus or process audio quickly. Just to mention few.
December 1, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Subtitles aren’t just for deaf or hard of hearing players. They’re important for players in loud environments (who can’t use headphones), non-native speakers who rely on text to follow dialogue, and many neurodivergent folks who struggle to focus or process audio quickly. Just to mention few.
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At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix