Ionesco
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I can not tell if it's a joke or not.
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I can’t believe someone who won the FIFA Peace Prize would act like this.
December 16, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I can’t believe someone who won the FIFA Peace Prize would act like this.
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I need you to listen to and share this story - of how Trump is preparing to abandon Ukraine in exchange for Russian money for his billionaire friends.
It could be the greatest corruption of American foreign policy in our history. Russia gets Ukraine. Trump's friends get rich.
It could be the greatest corruption of American foreign policy in our history. Russia gets Ukraine. Trump's friends get rich.
December 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I need you to listen to and share this story - of how Trump is preparing to abandon Ukraine in exchange for Russian money for his billionaire friends.
It could be the greatest corruption of American foreign policy in our history. Russia gets Ukraine. Trump's friends get rich.
It could be the greatest corruption of American foreign policy in our history. Russia gets Ukraine. Trump's friends get rich.
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
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Ever noticed the exact date immigration went from noble pioneers heroically setting out to weave their story's thread into the vibrant tapestry of a new nation to a vile invasion by unwashed savages looking to mooch off our golden birthright tends to be the day after the speaker's ancestors arrived?
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Ever noticed the exact date immigration went from noble pioneers heroically setting out to weave their story's thread into the vibrant tapestry of a new nation to a vile invasion by unwashed savages looking to mooch off our golden birthright tends to be the day after the speaker's ancestors arrived?
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
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392,000 followers on X.
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
392,000 followers on X.
It means that Trump was on Epstein list, but just a bit, or something.
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It means that Trump was on Epstein list, but just a bit, or something.
Narrator: all AI tools are flawed for such purpose.
Unsurprisingly, the results were spectacularly bad.
DOGE used flawed AI tool to “munch” Veterans Affairs contracts
Staffer had no medical experience, and the results were predictably, spectacularly bad.
arstechnica.com
June 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Narrator: all AI tools are flawed for such purpose.
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In order to eliminate any inconvenience to cars, we’ve made it illegal for children to be children
June 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
In order to eliminate any inconvenience to cars, we’ve made it illegal for children to be children
Oh?
FORMER PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP DEFENDED HIS PROPOSED TAX AND SPENDING BILL, CALLING IT ONE OF THE "GREATEST BILLS EVER" WITH A HISTORIC $1.6 TRILLION EXPENSE CUT AND THE LARGEST TAX REDUCTION IN U.S. HISTORY. HE WARNED THAT FAILURE TO PASS IT WOULD LEAD TO A 68% TAX HIKE AND
June 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Oh?
I can't say if this is a joke or not.
Oh my… If it isn’t the dildo of consequences and it looks to be unlubed.
June 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I can't say if this is a joke or not.
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also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
May 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
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It’s going to be nuts the day Trump finds out a president can’t just file for bankruptcy and start the economy over with a clean slate.
May 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It’s going to be nuts the day Trump finds out a president can’t just file for bankruptcy and start the economy over with a clean slate.
I can't tell if it's a joke or not.
Trump Threatens To Defund Beauty Schools That Don’t Comply With MAGA Standards
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Trump Threatens To Defund Beauty Schools That Don’t Comply With MAGA Standards
WASHINGTON—After dispatching “Dear Colleague” letters to top cosmetology programs across the country, President Donald Trump threatened Monday to defund any beauty school that did not adhere to the standards of the MAGA movement. “We’ve set exact metrics for hairstyles that comply with my administration’s agenda, and any school that fails to respect our policies will […]
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May 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I can't tell if it's a joke or not.
Basically, those damned canadians have forced their crappy products down poor MAGAts throats, hence the trade deficit.
TRUMP: 'WE DON'T NEED ANYTHING FROM CANADA'
April 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Basically, those damned canadians have forced their crappy products down poor MAGAts throats, hence the trade deficit.
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Russia isn't attacking civilian infrastructure and we are willing to discuss stopping it.
April 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Russia isn't attacking civilian infrastructure and we are willing to discuss stopping it.
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"Who could have predicted this?" say the people who spent the past year dismissing or mocking those who predicted this.
April 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"Who could have predicted this?" say the people who spent the past year dismissing or mocking those who predicted this.
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It’s the stupid, economy.
April 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It’s the stupid, economy.
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 5...
theonion.com
April 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
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Analysis | Trump is finally giving us the recession that Biden could never deliver.
April 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Analysis | Trump is finally giving us the recession that Biden could never deliver.
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When you thought you voted for him to only harm minorities and LGBTQ people but then find out you were on the list.
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
April 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
When you thought you voted for him to only harm minorities and LGBTQ people but then find out you were on the list.
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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An underrated factor in how we got ourselves into this mess is that Americans are increasingly relying on computers and the internet instead of their own critical thinking faculties (AI is making this even worse), and as a result are uninformed and easy to manipulate.
April 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
An underrated factor in how we got ourselves into this mess is that Americans are increasingly relying on computers and the internet instead of their own critical thinking faculties (AI is making this even worse), and as a result are uninformed and easy to manipulate.
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If our democracy dies, this is its epitaph
April 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
If our democracy dies, this is its epitaph
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We should stop using, "he has a point" when we actually mean, "somewhere in that incoherent ramble full of insane demands and wild allegations was something that could be a legitimate grievance if expressed completely differently by a mature and emotionally stable adult."
April 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
We should stop using, "he has a point" when we actually mean, "somewhere in that incoherent ramble full of insane demands and wild allegations was something that could be a legitimate grievance if expressed completely differently by a mature and emotionally stable adult."