Emily
@classichaunting.bsky.social
Classic poltergeist activity
Are any of the cup courts not eye-searingly bright?
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Are any of the cup courts not eye-searingly bright?
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i think everyone should eat the food that makes them happy :)
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i think everyone should eat the food that makes them happy :)
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This weekend only! I'm having my 1st ever sale.
Use code 10OFFBOOK for 10% off in-stock scorebooks and code 1OFFDWNLD for $1 off any digital download (good for 11/28-11/30 only).
Thank you all so much for all the support of my small business.
diamondscorecarddesigns.com
Use code 10OFFBOOK for 10% off in-stock scorebooks and code 1OFFDWNLD for $1 off any digital download (good for 11/28-11/30 only).
Thank you all so much for all the support of my small business.
diamondscorecarddesigns.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This weekend only! I'm having my 1st ever sale.
Use code 10OFFBOOK for 10% off in-stock scorebooks and code 1OFFDWNLD for $1 off any digital download (good for 11/28-11/30 only).
Thank you all so much for all the support of my small business.
diamondscorecarddesigns.com
Use code 10OFFBOOK for 10% off in-stock scorebooks and code 1OFFDWNLD for $1 off any digital download (good for 11/28-11/30 only).
Thank you all so much for all the support of my small business.
diamondscorecarddesigns.com
By the way, if you need an ego boost, highly recommend getting an 8- and 6-year-old to tell you they want to see you sooner next time.
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
By the way, if you need an ego boost, highly recommend getting an 8- and 6-year-old to tell you they want to see you sooner next time.
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goddammit. antivaxxers are killing babies, so many babies.
Third unvaccinated Kentucky baby dies of whooping cough.
Pertussis, best prevented with a vaccine, has killed three Kentucky babies in the last 12 months.
kentuckylantern.com/2025/11/25/t...
Pertussis, best prevented with a vaccine, has killed three Kentucky babies in the last 12 months.
kentuckylantern.com/2025/11/25/t...
Third unvaccinated Kentucky baby dies of whooping cough • Kentucky Lantern
A third unvaccinated infant in Kentucky has died of pertussis as public health officials urge Kentuckians to get vaccinated against the disease.
kentuckylantern.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
goddammit. antivaxxers are killing babies, so many babies.
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Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
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over and over i ask: do you genuinely think the police will catch the person who stole your package (and what do you actually want to happen to that person, if so)
“Camera doorbells are social cancer as a technology, breaking down social solidarity and further encouraging people to see strangers with suspicion.”
Christmas is coming, and the Black Friday sales signal we’re in peak gift-buying season.
When you’re picking out gifts for friends and family this year, there’s a whole slew of tech products that are better to avoid. I put together a guide to help you through it.
When you’re picking out gifts for friends and family this year, there’s a whole slew of tech products that are better to avoid. I put together a guide to help you through it.
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
over and over i ask: do you genuinely think the police will catch the person who stole your package (and what do you actually want to happen to that person, if so)
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By the way, it's National Editor Appreciation Day.
Nobody ever reads a great article and thinks, "Dang, that was some tight editing." But editing is a big part of how it got to be great.
So writers, if you've ever worked with a good editor, shout 'em out.
Nobody ever reads a great article and thinks, "Dang, that was some tight editing." But editing is a big part of how it got to be great.
So writers, if you've ever worked with a good editor, shout 'em out.
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
By the way, it's National Editor Appreciation Day.
Nobody ever reads a great article and thinks, "Dang, that was some tight editing." But editing is a big part of how it got to be great.
So writers, if you've ever worked with a good editor, shout 'em out.
Nobody ever reads a great article and thinks, "Dang, that was some tight editing." But editing is a big part of how it got to be great.
So writers, if you've ever worked with a good editor, shout 'em out.
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Perhaps like me you don't live in Portland, ME, but often wish you did. Maybe one reason (as for me) is Tandem Coffee, whose pie is superb. They are raising money for Wayside Food Programs in Maine - you get their pie dough recipe for a donation of $5 or more: www.tandemcoffee.com/products/pie...
Pie Dough (Recipe) For The People
A digital recipe. The foundation of something good. A way to help. Happy holidays! We've made this video to help you through one of the most important parts of a homemade feast—the pie crust. Tandem h...
www.tandemcoffee.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Perhaps like me you don't live in Portland, ME, but often wish you did. Maybe one reason (as for me) is Tandem Coffee, whose pie is superb. They are raising money for Wayside Food Programs in Maine - you get their pie dough recipe for a donation of $5 or more: www.tandemcoffee.com/products/pie...
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Just saw a Botox commercial where a woman talked of her “moderate to severe lines” like it was diagnosis
“This is the worst part of my job. I’m sorry to tell you that you have stage four crows feet”
“This is the worst part of my job. I’m sorry to tell you that you have stage four crows feet”
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Just saw a Botox commercial where a woman talked of her “moderate to severe lines” like it was diagnosis
“This is the worst part of my job. I’m sorry to tell you that you have stage four crows feet”
“This is the worst part of my job. I’m sorry to tell you that you have stage four crows feet”
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
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The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs
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SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
December 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM
SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
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Everyone's got that one homie whose terrible, accusatory heartbeat is still audible from beneath the floorboards where you buried them
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Everyone's got that one homie whose terrible, accusatory heartbeat is still audible from beneath the floorboards where you buried them
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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A federal judge has blocked the Trump administration from obtaining the private medical records of youth who sought gender-affirming care at Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia.
Federal judge hands CHOP victory in its fight to protect medical records of transgender children
U.S. District Court Judge Mark A. Kearney sided with Children's Hospital of Philadelphia and denied the bulk of the Department of Justice's subpoena seeking patient records.
www.inquirer.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
A federal judge has blocked the Trump administration from obtaining the private medical records of youth who sought gender-affirming care at Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia.
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Hey man, thanks for stopping by, you're about to witness a great becoming!
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hey man, thanks for stopping by, you're about to witness a great becoming!
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I’m off all week so be prepared for even more inane posting than usual
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I’m off all week so be prepared for even more inane posting than usual
Going grocery shopping today and I’m already in a bad mood. Please pray for me.
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Going grocery shopping today and I’m already in a bad mood. Please pray for me.