@cmdrwalrus.bsky.social
Software developer - Cycling nut
Not as dumb as I look
Not as dumb as I look
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My family: Oh, can we see some of your best pictures from your recent vacation?
Me: Of course! Here's a photo of a 'wet floor' sign. It's illuminated!
My family: We're done here.
Me: Of course! Here's a photo of a 'wet floor' sign. It's illuminated!
My family: We're done here.
December 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
My family: Oh, can we see some of your best pictures from your recent vacation?
Me: Of course! Here's a photo of a 'wet floor' sign. It's illuminated!
My family: We're done here.
Me: Of course! Here's a photo of a 'wet floor' sign. It's illuminated!
My family: We're done here.
Number 3 showed me an ad with a girl with bionic legs. MUCH better explanation for the bruise on his hand!
Barf Bag: All barfs are bad, but here were the year's worst.
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www.jezebel.com/jezebels-mos...
Jezebel’s Most Nauseating Barf Bags of 2025
Barf Bag: All barfs are bad, but here were the year's worst.
www.jezebel.com
December 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Number 3 showed me an ad with a girl with bionic legs. MUCH better explanation for the bruise on his hand!
Impaired driver kills person, injures another
(Traffic) A man has been charged with impaired driving after a fatal motor vehicle collision in Dartmouth on Saturday night
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December 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Impaired driver kills person, injures another
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In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over:
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over:
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
What's better around you, Felizidad?
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
What's better around you, Felizidad?
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"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
December 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
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This time of year is fucking hard. The holidays are a fertile ground for dark thoughts. Loneliness can drown you, even when you're surrounded by people. Take care of yourself. If you feel like you're drowning in darkness, please talk to someone. Friend, family, stranger. Anyone.
You deserve love.
You deserve love.
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This time of year is fucking hard. The holidays are a fertile ground for dark thoughts. Loneliness can drown you, even when you're surrounded by people. Take care of yourself. If you feel like you're drowning in darkness, please talk to someone. Friend, family, stranger. Anyone.
You deserve love.
You deserve love.
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call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
ROTFLMAOOOOO!!!!
December 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
ROTFLMAOOOOO!!!!
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As always, the alt text is the best.
December 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
As always, the alt text is the best.
Connections
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December 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Agreed 👍🏼
December 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Agreed 👍🏼
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"A woman was seen on the ground screaming and wailing as two other women tried to comfort her."
This is 100% my biggest nightmare. It is increasingly dangerous to just *walk* around our cities, and our electeds are mostly asleep at the wheel while kids die.
www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
This is 100% my biggest nightmare. It is increasingly dangerous to just *walk* around our cities, and our electeds are mostly asleep at the wheel while kids die.
www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
4-year-old boy dies after being run over in S.F., police report says
The driver remained on the scene after the Sunday morning collision in Hayes Valley, police said.
www.sfchronicle.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"A woman was seen on the ground screaming and wailing as two other women tried to comfort her."
This is 100% my biggest nightmare. It is increasingly dangerous to just *walk* around our cities, and our electeds are mostly asleep at the wheel while kids die.
www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
This is 100% my biggest nightmare. It is increasingly dangerous to just *walk* around our cities, and our electeds are mostly asleep at the wheel while kids die.
www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
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Never forget, if you design a city for cars, it fails for everyone, including drivers.
If you design a multi-modal city that makes walking, biking & public transit attractive options, it works better for everyone, including drivers.
INCLUDING DRIVERS.
The “war on cars” has always been a lie.
If you design a multi-modal city that makes walking, biking & public transit attractive options, it works better for everyone, including drivers.
INCLUDING DRIVERS.
The “war on cars” has always been a lie.
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Never forget, if you design a city for cars, it fails for everyone, including drivers.
If you design a multi-modal city that makes walking, biking & public transit attractive options, it works better for everyone, including drivers.
INCLUDING DRIVERS.
The “war on cars” has always been a lie.
If you design a multi-modal city that makes walking, biking & public transit attractive options, it works better for everyone, including drivers.
INCLUDING DRIVERS.
The “war on cars” has always been a lie.
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Never forget, car dependency isn’t freedom.
Some might ask “what’s more free than cars?”
Choices.
Choices are more free than car dependency.
It’s not a hard concept.
I’m not pitting cars against any other single mode of transport.
I’m rejecting design that creates dependency on just one mode.
Some might ask “what’s more free than cars?”
Choices.
Choices are more free than car dependency.
It’s not a hard concept.
I’m not pitting cars against any other single mode of transport.
I’m rejecting design that creates dependency on just one mode.
December 9, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Never forget, car dependency isn’t freedom.
Some might ask “what’s more free than cars?”
Choices.
Choices are more free than car dependency.
It’s not a hard concept.
I’m not pitting cars against any other single mode of transport.
I’m rejecting design that creates dependency on just one mode.
Some might ask “what’s more free than cars?”
Choices.
Choices are more free than car dependency.
It’s not a hard concept.
I’m not pitting cars against any other single mode of transport.
I’m rejecting design that creates dependency on just one mode.
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If a large portion of households went down from two cars to one car, it would be transformative for walking, biking, and transit in the city
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If a large portion of households went down from two cars to one car, it would be transformative for walking, biking, and transit in the city
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Transit gets better with more frequency!
Biking gets safer with more people riding!
City streets get more vibrant when there’s more foot traffic!
Biking gets safer with more people riding!
City streets get more vibrant when there’s more foot traffic!
December 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Transit gets better with more frequency!
Biking gets safer with more people riding!
City streets get more vibrant when there’s more foot traffic!
Biking gets safer with more people riding!
City streets get more vibrant when there’s more foot traffic!
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The Girl Guides of Canada say: Be prepared to protect trans rights.
December 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The Girl Guides of Canada say: Be prepared to protect trans rights.
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It would be funny if it weren’t devastatingly embarrassing that the government has zero understanding of U.S. history.
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
It would be funny if it weren’t devastatingly embarrassing that the government has zero understanding of U.S. history.
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"Without evidence?" Terrible headline. There is in fact an overwhelming amount of evidence. Hundreds of massive population based studies showing no link between vaccines and autism.
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
Without evidence, CDC changes messaging on vaccines and autism
On Wednesday, the agency reversed its long-held position that there's no link between vaccines and autism. Outside experts said they are "appalled" by the change.
www.nbcnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"Without evidence?" Terrible headline. There is in fact an overwhelming amount of evidence. Hundreds of massive population based studies showing no link between vaccines and autism.
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
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This Sunday, November 16th, is the World Day of Remembrance for Road Traffic Victims. It's a day when we remember those lost to the persistent but preventable epidemic of traffic violence. #WDoR2025
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This Sunday, November 16th, is the World Day of Remembrance for Road Traffic Victims. It's a day when we remember those lost to the persistent but preventable epidemic of traffic violence. #WDoR2025
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Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
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Bike Lane BS: Lessons on What Cities Give Up By Giving In To Car Culture.
momentummag.com/ontarios-bik...
momentummag.com/ontarios-bik...
Bike Lane BS: Lessons on What Cities Give Up By Giving In To Car Culture
Here are eight key things cities will lose (and how they will get worse) if they ignore or dismantle bike lanes.
momentummag.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Bike Lane BS: Lessons on What Cities Give Up By Giving In To Car Culture.
momentummag.com/ontarios-bik...
momentummag.com/ontarios-bik...
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Swift follow-through on climate policy will be key to unlocking investment in nation-building projects.
Read our full statement on today’s announcement expanding Canada’s list of major projects. ⬇️
climateinstitute.ca/news/swift-f...
Read our full statement on today’s announcement expanding Canada’s list of major projects. ⬇️
climateinstitute.ca/news/swift-f...
Swift follow-through on climate policy is key to unlock investment in nation-building projects
OTTAWA — Dale Beugin, Executive Vice President of the Canadian Climate Institute, made the following statement in response to the federal government’s latest additions to the list of nation-building p...
climateinstitute.ca
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Swift follow-through on climate policy will be key to unlocking investment in nation-building projects.
Read our full statement on today’s announcement expanding Canada’s list of major projects. ⬇️
climateinstitute.ca/news/swift-f...
Read our full statement on today’s announcement expanding Canada’s list of major projects. ⬇️
climateinstitute.ca/news/swift-f...