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there are more than two genders, for example:
1) the gender i have with your mom
2) the gender i have with your dad
3) the gender i have with bond burger your sister
1) the gender i have with your mom
2) the gender i have with your dad
3) the gender i have with bond burger your sister
February 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
there are more than two genders, for example:
1) the gender i have with your mom
2) the gender i have with your dad
3) the gender i have with bond burger your sister
1) the gender i have with your mom
2) the gender i have with your dad
3) the gender i have with bond burger your sister
America is wild because all your coolest lefty friends live in red states while all the most annoying Republicans you know live in blue states
February 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
America is wild because all your coolest lefty friends live in red states while all the most annoying Republicans you know live in blue states
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my favorite fantasy subgenre is political fantasy (fantasy with women in it)
January 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
my favorite fantasy subgenre is political fantasy (fantasy with women in it)
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the year is 2050. crime is legal. non-crime is illegal. welcome to crime world
January 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
the year is 2050. crime is legal. non-crime is illegal. welcome to crime world
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can't spell ham without ham (it's impossible)
January 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
can't spell ham without ham (it's impossible)
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all millenieals, gen x, and boomers are "From Reddit ". I have a funny image which proves this
January 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
all millenieals, gen x, and boomers are "From Reddit ". I have a funny image which proves this
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Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate
December 29, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate
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still upset that panera bread got rid of the lemonade that kills you
December 20, 2024 at 8:34 PM
still upset that panera bread got rid of the lemonade that kills you
Marked safe from someone fact checking my joke that my finasteride is "technically HRT"
December 13, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Marked safe from someone fact checking my joke that my finasteride is "technically HRT"
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me: hey can i get your wettest sandwich?
subway sandwich artist: is this wet enough for you sir? (holds up sopping mess of bread)
me: (lying to protect his feelings) yeah that's perfect
subway sandwich artist: is this wet enough for you sir? (holds up sopping mess of bread)
me: (lying to protect his feelings) yeah that's perfect
December 13, 2024 at 8:47 PM
me: hey can i get your wettest sandwich?
subway sandwich artist: is this wet enough for you sir? (holds up sopping mess of bread)
me: (lying to protect his feelings) yeah that's perfect
subway sandwich artist: is this wet enough for you sir? (holds up sopping mess of bread)
me: (lying to protect his feelings) yeah that's perfect
Found a new favorite coworker 🥹
December 13, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Found a new favorite coworker 🥹
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youre based or whatever but incredibly annoying and i hope you die
November 29, 2024 at 2:14 PM
youre based or whatever but incredibly annoying and i hope you die
My final form awaits
(40 year old white man voice) this mf ain't invited to the cookout 🤣
November 23, 2024 at 11:10 PM
My final form awaits
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Your purpose on earth is not to argue with people who intentionally want to misunderstand you
November 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Your purpose on earth is not to argue with people who intentionally want to misunderstand you
My toxic trait is wishing I had 12-14 USB ports and 66 AC outlets
November 23, 2024 at 9:07 AM
My toxic trait is wishing I had 12-14 USB ports and 66 AC outlets
Today is the day Megan amram finally became president
November 23, 2024 at 8:51 AM
Today is the day Megan amram finally became president
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Mark my words: I will never post on this app even once
May 24, 2023 at 4:10 PM
Mark my words: I will never post on this app even once
RIP Yuko
Yuko and I are at the pub for lunch.
1 fav = 1 chip for Yuko
1 rt = 1 sip of beer for Yuko
1 fav = 1 chip for Yuko
1 rt = 1 sip of beer for Yuko
November 23, 2024 at 6:33 AM
RIP Yuko
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The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 PM
The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
Are you telling me a ginger bred these cookies
November 22, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Are you telling me a ginger bred these cookies
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if i were an internal server i would simply not have errors
November 20, 2024 at 8:54 PM
if i were an internal server i would simply not have errors
Remember when Lemon promised to do this for x dot com the everything app
The source code is public, so anyone can literally just take the code and run with it and build something new in that scenario. Also, bsky is a Public Benefit Corp and not solely focused on profit. So much less susceptible to being bought by a billionaire.
November 21, 2024 at 6:35 AM
Remember when Lemon promised to do this for x dot com the everything app
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i love typing and viewing
November 20, 2024 at 6:55 AM
i love typing and viewing